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Default What is the most EVIL food you ever ate???

On Feb 4, 5:36*pm, "kilikini" > wrote:
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> > On Feb 4, 12:36 pm, "kilikini" > wrote:
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> >> > A few years ago, I ate a hamburger that I made myself
> >> > with a lot of onions, chili and pepper.

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> >> > It was surely the food from hell, because it tortured my
> >> > bowels for many hours and my poor ass was almost
> >> > destroyed by the heavy farts this demonic burger created
> >> > in my bowels. Then, when it finally left my body, it
> >> > severely burned my asshole.

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> >> > I swear, this burger was from HELL.

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> >> > What's the most EVIL food you ever ate???

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> >> I ate some tacos from a street vendor in Mexico. Oh my gosh were they
> >> good - until the next day. I've never smelled anything from my body like
> >> *that* before! :~)

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> >> kili <---- who couldn't even go to work the next day. Yikes!

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> > Tell me you were in Puerto Vallarta??? - I had a VERY similar
> > experience!

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> No, but Tijuana is just as touristy. *Loved the tacos, hated the "side
> effects". *:~)
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My daughter, her husband, grandkids and I went to Puerto Vallarta a
few years back. My daughter told me that if I took Imodium tablets
every morning, I wouldn't get Tourista.

Well, they had the oposite effect, and blocked me up so bad, I could
barely move - I was pure concrete inside. So, since this was going to
be a very long Mexican vacation, I decided to stop by a Mexican
pharmacy and see if I could "alleviate" the problem with some kind of
laxative. About day 5 of the vacation, we went on a horseback ride to
the waterfalls, after eating some "wonderful" tacos from one of the
vendors, WHEN EVERYTHING came together to create a PERFECT storm!

I thought for certain they were going to need to airlift me out of the
country;-(

But those were really good tacos;-) And that stuff from the pharmacy
really worked too!