"Bobo Bonobo(R)" > wrote in message
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> On Dec 18, 2:01 pm, Wavy G > wrote:
>>
>> 2) I had the best omelette I've ever had. I MADE IT MYSELF! I had some
>> "ham" leftover from a family Christmas party last week, three eggs, and
>> some American "cheese" in my electric icebox. So I thought to myself,
>> "Wavy G, we have an opportunity, here. You know how you're always
>> pining for omelettes, but you never do anything about it? Well, don't
>> you see? It's all coming together! We can make an omelette NOW!!!" So
>> I made it. The egg "flipping" part was a bit of a disaster. I cursed
>> several times. However, the end result was so ****ing good, it more
>> than made up for the struggle.
>
> You have an "electric icebox" AND government cheese?
> --Bryan

You have obviously never had government cheese.

Ms P