Three (3) Things that Happened Today that Made Me Feel Good.
1) I got my bank card back from the bank (last night, in a drunken
stupor, I left my card in the automated teller machine). Now I purchase
consumer goods again! Hooray.
2) I had the best omelette I've ever had. I MADE IT MYSELF! I had some
"ham" leftover from a family Christmas party last week, three eggs, and
some American "cheese" in my electric icebox. So I thought to myself,
"Wavy G, we have an opportunity, here. You know how you're always
pining for omelettes, but you never do anything about it? Well, don't
you see? It's all coming together! We can make an omelette NOW!!!" So
I made it. The egg "flipping" part was a bit of a disaster. I cursed
several times. However, the end result was so ****ing good, it more
than made up for the struggle.
3) A retarded boy waved at me. I was out walking the dog, when the
special needs school bus drove by. I stopped right at the edge of the
road, and ratcheted up on the leash so the dog wouldn't dart out into
the road, and stood there waiting for the bus to pass, when I saw a
retarded boy, sitting in won of the seats, peering out the window and
waving at me. It was won of those things that just warms your spirit,
during this, the season of perpetual joy. (Of course, for all I know,
he could have been waving at the tree stump behind me, but I'll give him
the benefit of the doubt.)
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"Memo to God: Last two things to do: (1) Cancel Wavy. (2) Turn out the lights."
--Mimus submits a rewrite for the ending of The Bible.
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