One time on Usenet, "Julie Bove" > said:
>
> "3Rivers Writer" > wrote in message
> ...
> > Recipe, anyone?
>
> Buy a Hello Kitty toaster.
>
> Insert bread.
>
> Push down lever.
>
> In mere minutes, Hello Kitty toasts a friendly face onto your bread!
>
> Serve with butter only so her face doesn't get covered up.

Hee hee hee, good one. The OP may enjoy this little ditty:

http://home.avvanta.com/~dragon/The_Toast_Song.mp3

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Jani in WA