Rumor has it that Wal*Mart will soon have it's own discount
brand of wine in the $2.50 per 4 liter jug range. Those of
you in search of 4 Liter primary fermenters will be disappointed
to learn that the jugs are made from ultra-thin recycled plastics.

While the bottles will be clearly labeled with a Drink-By date,
the Marketing Gang (a.k.a. Sam's Shills) is searching for names
implying a superior quality to high school drop outs.

So, here are my top choices for great names:

# Name
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5 Merde de la champagne

4 Chien fou du Bordeaux

3. Putain de Bourgogne

2. Nasti Spumante

1. Chateau Trailer Park

Dick