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Old 27-11-2004, 08:31 PM
Tom
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Doesn't anyone use spell check before they post a message?


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Old 27-11-2004, 08:49 PM
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On 11/27/2004 3:31 PM, Tom wrote:

Doesn't anyone use spell check before they post a message?

Sorry I couldn't resist...

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
and weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
my chequer tolled me sew.

---Sauce unknown

Spell Checking - If you won't do it for yourself, Do it for someone you
love.


Steve
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Old 27-11-2004, 09:30 PM
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"Steve Landis" s.landisatcomcastdotnet wrote in message
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On 11/27/2004 3:31 PM, Tom wrote:

Doesn't anyone use spell check before they post a message?

Sorry I couldn't resist...

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
and weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
my chequer tolled me sew.

---Sauce unknown


Laff owt lowd! Eye dew knot no wot 2 say!


Spell Checking - If you won't do it for yourself, Do it for someone you
love.


Steve



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Old 27-11-2004, 09:30 PM
Bob
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"Steve Landis" s.landisatcomcastdotnet wrote in message
...
On 11/27/2004 3:31 PM, Tom wrote:

Doesn't anyone use spell check before they post a message?

Sorry I couldn't resist...

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
and weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
my chequer tolled me sew.

---Sauce unknown


Laff owt lowd! Eye dew knot no wot 2 say!


Spell Checking - If you won't do it for yourself, Do it for someone you
love.


Steve



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Old 27-11-2004, 09:30 PM
Bob
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"Steve Landis" s.landisatcomcastdotnet wrote in message
...
On 11/27/2004 3:31 PM, Tom wrote:

Doesn't anyone use spell check before they post a message?

Sorry I couldn't resist...

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
and weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
my chequer tolled me sew.

---Sauce unknown


Laff owt lowd! Eye dew knot no wot 2 say!


Spell Checking - If you won't do it for yourself, Do it for someone you
love.


Steve



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Old 27-11-2004, 10:34 PM
Glenn
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I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdgnieg. The
phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid -- aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at
Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod
are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the
rghit
pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a
porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the
wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was
important.

ceehrs,
"Bob" wrote in message
...

"Steve Landis" s.landisatcomcastdotnet wrote in message
...
On 11/27/2004 3:31 PM, Tom wrote:

Doesn't anyone use spell check before they post a message?

Sorry I couldn't resist...

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
and weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
my chequer tolled me sew.

---Sauce unknown


Laff owt lowd! Eye dew knot no wot 2 say!


Spell Checking - If you won't do it for yourself, Do it for someone you
love.


Steve





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Old 27-11-2004, 11:43 PM
Rick Vanderwal
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stawp tawking abowt speling,
ahnd mayke whine!

Rick



"Tom" wrote in message
. verio.net...
Doesn't anyone use spell check before they post a message?



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Old 28-11-2004, 03:14 AM
Tom
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ohday

"Rick Vanderwal" wrote in message
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stawp tawking abowt speling,
ahnd mayke whine!

Rick



"Tom" wrote in message
. verio.net...
Doesn't anyone use spell check before they post a message?





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Old 28-11-2004, 11:28 AM
hijem
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Yse I sene ttha oen too.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht
oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist
and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you
can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not
raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

"Glenn" wrote in message
...
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdgnieg. The
phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid -- aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at
Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a

wrod
are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the
rghit
pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a
porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but

the
wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was
important.

ceehrs,
"Bob" wrote in message
...

"Steve Landis" s.landisatcomcastdotnet wrote in message
...
On 11/27/2004 3:31 PM, Tom wrote:

Doesn't anyone use spell check before they post a message?

Sorry I couldn't resist...

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
and weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
my chequer tolled me sew.

---Sauce unknown


Laff owt lowd! Eye dew knot no wot 2 say!


Spell Checking - If you won't do it for yourself, Do it for someone

you
love.


Steve







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Old 28-11-2004, 11:28 AM
hijem
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Yse I sene ttha oen too.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht
oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist
and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you
can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not
raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

"Glenn" wrote in message
...
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdgnieg. The
phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid -- aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at
Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a

wrod
are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the
rghit
pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a
porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but

the
wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was
important.

ceehrs,
"Bob" wrote in message
...

"Steve Landis" s.landisatcomcastdotnet wrote in message
...
On 11/27/2004 3:31 PM, Tom wrote:

Doesn't anyone use spell check before they post a message?

Sorry I couldn't resist...

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
and weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
my chequer tolled me sew.

---Sauce unknown


Laff owt lowd! Eye dew knot no wot 2 say!


Spell Checking - If you won't do it for yourself, Do it for someone

you
love.


Steve







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Old 29-11-2004, 09:17 PM
nospam@nowhere.edu.invalid
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Glenn wrote:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdgnieg. The
phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid -- aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at
Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod
are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the
rghit
pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a
porbelm.


I beg to differ.

The spitmilciy of the pinceredg and uccinnoosus aaeegmnnrrt
are paaillrty rbeilnopsse for its igbeiiiilllntty. Sceeilnots more
ccciilmoortuuus are rdeeenrd amobiuugs.



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Old 29-11-2004, 09:17 PM
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Glenn wrote:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdgnieg. The
phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid -- aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at
Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod
are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the
rghit
pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a
porbelm.


I beg to differ.

The spitmilciy of the pinceredg and uccinnoosus aaeegmnnrrt
are paaillrty rbeilnopsse for its igbeiiiilllntty. Sceeilnots more
ccciilmoortuuus are rdeeenrd amobiuugs.



 




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