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Old 12-10-2003, 03:46 PM
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"Brian Hicks" wrote in message

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Underpants"
spewed forth:

You two idiots are the same, are you not?

If we were you wouldn't be asking, Wat a twit you

are.

Brian all your posts are out of context.

You have a problem with reading posts?

Maybe you should read before ya drink. Huh?

Maybe you should drink berfore you read, as your posts

are
getting
dull?

And yet you must dance to my tune.

Look fatty, I don't give a **** hat you do!

PMD


He does dance pretty good Lamey....
I mean for a retard and all that.
:-)

The bine of my you-know-what is ready hon.


Eh?? Is there a hillbilly convention in town?

Tingle-ting-ting-ting-tong-ting....... Yeeeeeeeeeeehoooooooooooo

Pass me some crawdad n possum pie........

PMD


Nope,
There are no hills here in the swamps wankstain.
Only us cajuns.
Crawdad pie tastes pretty good if you cook it right.
Now that you mention it.
Your mother don't taste too bad either if you clean her right.
The only problem is the time it takes to clean the bitch.
By the time you finish, you ain't hungry anymore.
:-)

That was not nice said troll.



He's inbred you see Cassie. Ask him what toothpaste is.

bwahahaha

PMD


ROTFLMAO
A fukkin Brit telling me about dental hygene......
What a fukkin h00t !!!!!!!
O K
I'll play...
Toothpaste eh?
Toothpaste is the white creamy substance that
is used to clense your teeth.

Hint:
It is squirted from a tube and not your boyfriends
pekker.
:-)


-------------------------------------------------------------------------

-
------------------
Yomamma bin Crawdaddin
www.cotse.com
Brotherhood (Vice Chairman)
Anti Archangel #41
"The first symptom of aids is

an
--| incredible pounding

sensation
( in your ass"
--|


Another bullshit stereotype. Every ****ing redneck banjo-playing sausage
jockey


LOL....sausage jockey. That's was yer Daddy's pet name for ya when
you two played hide the weiner.

I've seen has bad teeth. Name one Brit with bad teeth?


Correction: Name on uk with good teeth.

NONE!!!!
We invented dentistry,


You invented queers, Grant.

Who's Grant?


  #2 (permalink)  
Old 12-10-2003, 04:30 PM
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"Zack Torlawabawasaski" wrote in message
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On Sun, 12 Oct 2003 00:21:52 GMT, "PMD" wrote:


"Cassie`" wrote in message
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"Yomamma bin Crawdaddin" skrev i melding
...
On Sat, 11 Oct 2003 16:41:18 GMT, "PMD" wrote:


"Brenda F." wrote in message
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(Yomamma bin Crawdaddin) wrote in message

:

On Wed, 1 Oct 2003 00:44:08 +0100, "PMD"

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On Mon, 29 Sep 2003 15:37:33 +0100, "PMD"


spewed
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"Brian Hicks" wrote in message

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On Sat, 27 Sep 2003 12:44:25 +0100, "Cheap

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spewed forth:

You two idiots are the same, are you not?

If we were you wouldn't be asking, Wat a twit you

are.

Brian all your posts are out of context.

You have a problem with reading posts?

Maybe you should read before ya drink. Huh?

Maybe you should drink berfore you read, as your

posts
are
getting
dull?

And yet you must dance to my tune.

Look fatty, I don't give a **** hat you do!

PMD


He does dance pretty good Lamey....
I mean for a retard and all that.
:-)

The bine of my you-know-what is ready hon.


Eh?? Is there a hillbilly convention in town?

Tingle-ting-ting-ting-tong-ting.......

Yeeeeeeeeeeehoooooooooooo

Pass me some crawdad n possum pie........

PMD


Nope,
There are no hills here in the swamps wankstain.
Only us cajuns.
Crawdad pie tastes pretty good if you cook it right.
Now that you mention it.
Your mother don't taste too bad either if you clean her right.
The only problem is the time it takes to clean the bitch.
By the time you finish, you ain't hungry anymore.
:-)

That was not nice said troll.



He's inbred you see Cassie. Ask him what toothpaste is.

bwahahaha

PMD


ROTFLMAO
A fukkin Brit telling me about dental hygene......
What a fukkin h00t !!!!!!!
O K
I'll play...
Toothpaste eh?
Toothpaste is the white creamy substance that
is used to clense your teeth.

Hint:
It is squirted from a tube and not your boyfriends
pekker.
:-)


------------------------------------------------------------------------

-
-
------------------
Yomamma bin Crawdaddin
www.cotse.com
Brotherhood (Vice Chairman)
Anti Archangel #41
"The first symptom of aids

is
an
--| incredible pounding

sensation
( in your ass"
--|

Another bullshit stereotype. Every ****ing redneck banjo-playing

sausage
jockey

LOL....sausage jockey. That's was yer Daddy's pet name for ya when
you two played hide the weiner.

I've seen has bad teeth. Name one Brit with bad teeth?

Correction: Name on uk with good teeth.

NONE!!!!
We invented dentistry,

You invented queers, Grant.

Who's Grant?


[SLAPS Grantine!]

Ya sound like a broken fuhkin record ya glue sniffin
beat-off-to-VS's-catalog queer uk.


Well? Who's Grant?


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Old 12-10-2003, 05:06 PM
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"Yomamma bin Crawdaddin" wrote in message
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On Sun, 12 Oct 2003 12:54:18 GMT, "PMD" wrote:


"Yomamma bin Crawdaddin" wrote in message
.. .
On Sun, 12 Oct 2003 00:21:52 GMT, "PMD" wrote:


"Cassie`" wrote in message
...

"Yomamma bin Crawdaddin" skrev i melding
...
On Sat, 11 Oct 2003 16:41:18 GMT, "PMD" wrote:


"Brenda F." wrote in message
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(Yomamma bin Crawdaddin) wrote in message

:

On Wed, 1 Oct 2003 00:44:08 +0100, "PMD"

wrote:


"Leisure Suit Lamey" wrote in message
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On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 02:26:47 +0100, "PMD"

spewed
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"Leisure Suit Lamey" wrote in

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On Mon, 29 Sep 2003 15:37:33 +0100, "PMD"


spewed
forth:


"Brian Hicks" wrote in message

ews.com...
On Sat, 27 Sep 2003 12:44:25 +0100, "Cheap

Underpants"
spewed forth:

You two idiots are the same, are you not?

If we were you wouldn't be asking, Wat a twit you

are.

Brian all your posts are out of context.

You have a problem with reading posts?

Maybe you should read before ya drink. Huh?

Maybe you should drink berfore you read, as your

posts
are
getting
dull?

And yet you must dance to my tune.

Look fatty, I don't give a **** hat you do!

PMD


He does dance pretty good Lamey....
I mean for a retard and all that.
:-)

The bine of my you-know-what is ready hon.


Eh?? Is there a hillbilly convention in town?

Tingle-ting-ting-ting-tong-ting.......

Yeeeeeeeeeeehoooooooooooo

Pass me some crawdad n possum pie........

PMD


Nope,
There are no hills here in the swamps wankstain.
Only us cajuns.
Crawdad pie tastes pretty good if you cook it right.
Now that you mention it.
Your mother don't taste too bad either if you clean her right.
The only problem is the time it takes to clean the bitch.
By the time you finish, you ain't hungry anymore.
:-)

That was not nice said troll.



He's inbred you see Cassie. Ask him what toothpaste is.

bwahahaha

PMD


ROTFLMAO
A fukkin Brit telling me about dental hygene......
What a fukkin h00t !!!!!!!
O K
I'll play...
Toothpaste eh?
Toothpaste is the white creamy substance that
is used to clense your teeth.

Hint:
It is squirted from a tube and not your boyfriends
pekker.
:-)

Another bullshit stereotype. Every ****ing redneck banjo-playing

sausage
jockey I've seen has bad teeth. Name one Brit with bad teeth? NONE!!!!

Your mother for one..
I have never felt anything on my pekker that matches those gums.
Face it sunshine
How in the hell do you think she can afford your internet access?
:-)


-------------------------------------------------------------------------

-
------------------
Yomamma bin Crawdaddin
www.cotse.com
Brotherhood (Vice Chairman)
Anti Archangel #41
"The first symptom of aids is

an
--| incredible pounding

sensation
( in your ass"
--|


My mother is the biggest pile of shit I've ever stumbled upon. You can
insult her and Prince Charles as much as you like. If they both died
tomorrow, I'd ****ing smile.


I'd fuhking smile to read your obituary in tomorrow's paper.

You're the saddest, ****-poor excuse for a UK I've ever seen, you
little sherry-sipping Frenchman in a latex mini-skirt. Celibate, eh?
You mean in the closet, right? Or maybe you're a homosexual midget: in
which case, you're in the cupboard! The last time I saw something as
fugly as you, I was cleaning up after my dog. I've seen better looking
road kill. You're a politically vacillating phony liberal ****; too
damn broadminded to take your own side in a debate. Calling you a pea
brain would be an insult to peas, you jellyfish-sucking mental midget.
You're so short, you'd have to get a running start to get up on a
toilet. You could sit on a piece of toilet paper and dangle your feet.
If you were ever kidnapped and eaten by a cannibal tribe, they'd all
die of high cholesterol, you fat, flabby, fumbling ****. Do you get a
clearer idea of how pathetic you are, you minimum wage earning human
equivalent of a bidet? I've seen wounds that were better dressed than
you are, you toad-lickin', hound-kickin', snot-flickin', inbred swamp
spawn! Do yourself and everyone else a favor: jump into a raging
forest fire.


That's it, do the monkey dance for me banjoboi!
Dance on one leg, now two, one, two, one, two, three!
Dance higher boi!

Your last post just goes to prove that I own you banjoboi, you're my
bitch....

Keep dancing till I tell you to stop beeyotch.



PMD


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Old 12-10-2003, 05:08 PM
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On Sun, 12 Oct 2003 15:32:22 GMT, "PMD" wrote:


"Yomamma bin Crawdaddin" wrote in message
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On Sun, 12 Oct 2003 12:54:18 GMT, "PMD" wrote:


"Yomamma bin Crawdaddin" wrote in message
.. .
On Sun, 12 Oct 2003 00:21:52 GMT, "PMD" wrote:


"Cassie`" wrote in message
...

"Yomamma bin Crawdaddin" skrev i melding
...
On Sat, 11 Oct 2003 16:41:18 GMT, "PMD" wrote:


"Brenda F." wrote in message
ws.com...
(Yomamma bin Crawdaddin) wrote in message :

On Wed, 1 Oct 2003 00:44:08 +0100, "PMD" wrote:


"Leisure Suit Lamey" wrote in message
ews.com...
On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 02:26:47 +0100, "PMD"

spewed
forth:


"Leisure Suit Lamey" wrote in message
ws.com...
On Mon, 29 Sep 2003 15:37:33 +0100, "PMD"
spewed
forth:


"Brian Hicks" wrote in message

ews.com...
On Sat, 27 Sep 2003 12:44:25 +0100, "Cheap

Underpants"
spewed forth:

You two idiots are the same, are you not?

If we were you wouldn't be asking, Wat a twit you

are.

Brian all your posts are out of context.

You have a problem with reading posts?

Maybe you should read before ya drink. Huh?

Maybe you should drink berfore you read, as your posts

are
getting
dull?

And yet you must dance to my tune.

Look fatty, I don't give a **** hat you do!

PMD


He does dance pretty good Lamey....
I mean for a retard and all that.
:-)

The bine of my you-know-what is ready hon.


Eh?? Is there a hillbilly convention in town?

Tingle-ting-ting-ting-tong-ting....... Yeeeeeeeeeeehoooooooooooo

Pass me some crawdad n possum pie........

PMD


Nope,
There are no hills here in the swamps wankstain.
Only us cajuns.
Crawdad pie tastes pretty good if you cook it right.
Now that you mention it.
Your mother don't taste too bad either if you clean her right.
The only problem is the time it takes to clean the bitch.
By the time you finish, you ain't hungry anymore.
:-)

That was not nice said troll.



He's inbred you see Cassie. Ask him what toothpaste is.

bwahahaha

PMD


ROTFLMAO
A fukkin Brit telling me about dental hygene......
What a fukkin h00t !!!!!!!
O K
I'll play...
Toothpaste eh?
Toothpaste is the white creamy substance that
is used to clense your teeth.

Hint:
It is squirted from a tube and not your boyfriends
pekker.
:-)


Another bullshit stereotype. Every ****ing redneck banjo-playing sausage
jockey I've seen has bad teeth. Name one Brit with bad teeth? NONE!!!!


Your mother for one..
I have never felt anything on my pekker that matches those gums.
Face it sunshine
How in the hell do you think she can afford your internet access?
:-)


My mother is the biggest pile of shit I've ever stumbled upon. You can
insult her and Prince Charles as much as you like. If they both died
tomorrow, I'd ****ing smile.



PMD

What's the matter?
Your mum took you off the titty too early in your childhood?
Is that why you harbour these ill feelings towards her.
Or could it be that you are so fukkin gay, that you are ****ed off at
her for breastfeeding you in the frst place?
I have heard that you gay bois suckling a woman's breast is like
garlic to a vampire.
:-)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Yomamma bin Crawdaddin
www.cotse.com
Brotherhood (Vice Chairman)
Anti Archangel #41
"The first symptom of aids is an
--| incredible pounding sensation

( in your ass"
--|

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Old 12-10-2003, 05:20 PM
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"Zack Torlawabawasaski" wrote in message
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PMD flushed and wrote :


"Zack Torlawabawasaski" wrote in message
ws.com...
PMD flushed and wrote :


"Yomamma bin Crawdaddin" wrote in message
.. .
On Sun, 12 Oct 2003 12:54:18 GMT, "PMD" wrote:


"Yomamma bin Crawdaddin" wrote in message
.. .
On Sun, 12 Oct 2003 00:21:52 GMT, "PMD" wrote:


"Cassie`" wrote in message
...

"Yomamma bin Crawdaddin" skrev i melding
...
On Sat, 11 Oct 2003 16:41:18 GMT, "PMD" wrote:


"Brenda F." wrote in message
ws.com...
(Yomamma bin Crawdaddin) wrote in

message
:

On Wed, 1 Oct 2003 00:44:08 +0100, "PMD"

wrote:


"Leisure Suit Lamey" wrote in

message

ews.com...
On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 02:26:47 +0100, "PMD"


spewed
forth:


"Leisure Suit Lamey" wrote in

message

ews.com...
On Mon, 29 Sep 2003 15:37:33 +0100, "PMD"


spewed
forth:


"Brian Hicks" wrote in

message

ews.com...
On Sat, 27 Sep 2003 12:44:25 +0100, "Cheap
Underpants"
spewed forth:

You two idiots are the same, are you not?

If we were you wouldn't be asking, Wat a twit

you
are.

Brian all your posts are out of context.

You have a problem with reading posts?

Maybe you should read before ya drink. Huh?

Maybe you should drink berfore you read, as your

posts
are
getting
dull?

And yet you must dance to my tune.

Look fatty, I don't give a **** hat you do!

PMD


He does dance pretty good Lamey....
I mean for a retard and all that.
:-)

The bine of my you-know-what is ready hon.


Eh?? Is there a hillbilly convention in town?

Tingle-ting-ting-ting-tong-ting.......

Yeeeeeeeeeeehoooooooooooo

Pass me some crawdad n possum pie........

PMD


Nope,
There are no hills here in the swamps wankstain.
Only us cajuns.
Crawdad pie tastes pretty good if you cook it right.
Now that you mention it.
Your mother don't taste too bad either if you clean her

right.
The only problem is the time it takes to clean the bitch.
By the time you finish, you ain't hungry anymore.
:-)

That was not nice said troll.



He's inbred you see Cassie. Ask him what toothpaste is.

bwahahaha

PMD


ROTFLMAO
A fukkin Brit telling me about dental hygene......
What a fukkin h00t !!!!!!!
O K
I'll play...
Toothpaste eh?
Toothpaste is the white creamy substance that
is used to clense your teeth.

Hint:
It is squirted from a tube and not your boyfriends
pekker.
:-)

Another bullshit stereotype. Every ****ing redneck banjo-playing

sausage
jockey I've seen has bad teeth. Name one Brit with bad teeth?

NONE!!!!

Your mother for one..
I have never felt anything on my pekker that matches those gums.
Face it sunshine
How in the hell do you think she can afford your internet access?
:-)


------------------------------------------------------------------------

-
-
------------------
Yomamma bin Crawdaddin
www.cotse.com
Brotherhood (Vice Chairman)
Anti Archangel #41
"The first symptom of aids

is
an
--| incredible pounding

sensation
( in your ass"
--|

My mother is the biggest pile of shit I've ever stumbled upon. You can
insult her and Prince Charles as much as you like. If they both died
tomorrow, I'd ****ing smile.

I'd fuhking smile to read your obituary in tomorrow's paper.

You're the saddest, ****-poor excuse for a UK I've ever seen, you
little sherry-sipping Frenchman in a latex mini-skirt. Celibate, eh?
You mean in the closet, right? Or maybe you're a homosexual midget: in
which case, you're in the cupboard! The last time I saw something as
fugly as you, I was cleaning up after my dog. I've seen better looking
road kill. You're a politically vacillating phony liberal ****; too
damn broadminded to take your own side in a debate. Calling you a pea
brain would be an insult to peas, you jellyfish-sucking mental midget.
You're so short, you'd have to get a running start to get up on a
toilet. You could sit on a piece of toilet paper and dangle your feet.
If you were ever kidnapped and eaten by a cannibal tribe, they'd all
die of high cholesterol, you fat, flabby, fumbling ****. Do you get a
clearer idea of how pathetic you are, you minimum wage earning human
equivalent of a bidet? I've seen wounds that were better dressed than
you are, you toad-lickin', hound-kickin', snot-flickin', inbred swamp
spawn! Do yourself and everyone else a favor: jump into a raging
forest fire.


That's it, do the monkey dance for me banjoboi!
Dance on one leg, now two, one, two, one, two, three!
Dance higher boi!

Your last post just goes to prove that I own you banjoboi, you're my
bitch....

Keep dancing till I tell you to stop beeyotch.


Do all your friends wear hockey helmets and go on a lot of field
trips, Grant? On second thought, save your breath, you'll need it to
blow up your date later.


Juggle for me bitch and keep dancing the monkey dance banjoboi!



  #6 (permalink)  
Old 12-10-2003, 05:24 PM
PMD
Usenet poster
 
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Default Zack and Lameass


"Yomamma bin Crawdaddin" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 12 Oct 2003 15:32:22 GMT, "PMD" wrote:


"Yomamma bin Crawdaddin" wrote in message
.. .
On Sun, 12 Oct 2003 12:54:18 GMT, "PMD" wrote:


"Yomamma bin Crawdaddin" wrote in message
.. .
On Sun, 12 Oct 2003 00:21:52 GMT, "PMD" wrote:


"Cassie`" wrote in message
...

"Yomamma bin Crawdaddin" skrev i melding
...
On Sat, 11 Oct 2003 16:41:18 GMT, "PMD" wrote:


"Brenda F." wrote in message
ws.com...
(Yomamma bin Crawdaddin) wrote in message

:

On Wed, 1 Oct 2003 00:44:08 +0100, "PMD"

wrote:


"Leisure Suit Lamey" wrote in message
ews.com...
On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 02:26:47 +0100, "PMD"

spewed
forth:


"Leisure Suit Lamey" wrote in

message

ws.com...
On Mon, 29 Sep 2003 15:37:33 +0100, "PMD"


spewed
forth:


"Brian Hicks" wrote in message

ews.com...
On Sat, 27 Sep 2003 12:44:25 +0100, "Cheap

Underpants"
spewed forth:

You two idiots are the same, are you not?

If we were you wouldn't be asking, Wat a twit you

are.

Brian all your posts are out of context.

You have a problem with reading posts?

Maybe you should read before ya drink. Huh?

Maybe you should drink berfore you read, as your

posts
are
getting
dull?

And yet you must dance to my tune.

Look fatty, I don't give a **** hat you do!

PMD


He does dance pretty good Lamey....
I mean for a retard and all that.
:-)

The bine of my you-know-what is ready hon.


Eh?? Is there a hillbilly convention in town?

Tingle-ting-ting-ting-tong-ting.......

Yeeeeeeeeeeehoooooooooooo

Pass me some crawdad n possum pie........

PMD


Nope,
There are no hills here in the swamps wankstain.
Only us cajuns.
Crawdad pie tastes pretty good if you cook it right.
Now that you mention it.
Your mother don't taste too bad either if you clean her right.
The only problem is the time it takes to clean the bitch.
By the time you finish, you ain't hungry anymore.
:-)

That was not nice said troll.



He's inbred you see Cassie. Ask him what toothpaste is.

bwahahaha

PMD


ROTFLMAO
A fukkin Brit telling me about dental hygene......
What a fukkin h00t !!!!!!!
O K
I'll play...
Toothpaste eh?
Toothpaste is the white creamy substance that
is used to clense your teeth.

Hint:
It is squirted from a tube and not your boyfriends
pekker.
:-)

Another bullshit stereotype. Every ****ing redneck banjo-playing

sausage
jockey I've seen has bad teeth. Name one Brit with bad teeth? NONE!!!!

Your mother for one..
I have never felt anything on my pekker that matches those gums.
Face it sunshine
How in the hell do you think she can afford your internet access?
:-)


My mother is the biggest pile of shit I've ever stumbled upon. You can
insult her and Prince Charles as much as you like. If they both died
tomorrow, I'd ****ing smile.



PMD

What's the matter?
Your mum took you off the titty too early in your childhood?
Is that why you harbour these ill feelings towards her.
Or could it be that you are so fukkin gay, that you are ****ed off at
her for breastfeeding you in the frst place?
I have heard that you gay bois suckling a woman's breast is like
garlic to a vampire.
:-)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------

------------------
Yomamma bin Crawdaddin
www.cotse.com
Brotherhood (Vice Chairman)
Anti Archangel #41
"The first symptom of aids is an
--| incredible pounding sensation

( in your ass"
--|


So what you're saying is that you still suck on yomammas tit's Yomamma?
You sick swamp ****er.



  #7 (permalink)  
Old 12-10-2003, 05:24 PM
Yomamma bin Crawdaddin
Usenet poster
 
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On Sun, 12 Oct 2003 16:10:41 GMT, Zack Torlawabawasaski
wrote:

PMD flushed and wrote :


"Zack Torlawabawasaski" wrote in message
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PMD flushed and wrote :


"Yomamma bin Crawdaddin" wrote in message
.. .
On Sun, 12 Oct 2003 12:54:18 GMT, "PMD" wrote:


"Yomamma bin Crawdaddin" wrote in message
.. .
On Sun, 12 Oct 2003 00:21:52 GMT, "PMD" wrote:


"Cassie`" wrote in message
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"Yomamma bin Crawdaddin" skrev i melding
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"Brian Hicks" wrote in message

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On Sat, 27 Sep 2003 12:44:25 +0100, "Cheap
Underpants"
spewed forth:

You two idiots are the same, are you not?

If we were you wouldn't be asking, Wat a twit you
are.

Brian all your posts are out of context.

You have a problem with reading posts?

Maybe you should read before ya drink. Huh?

Maybe you should drink berfore you read, as your

posts
are
getting
dull?

And yet you must dance to my tune.

Look fatty, I don't give a **** hat you do!

PMD


He does dance pretty good Lamey....
I mean for a retard and all that.
:-)

The bine of my you-know-what is ready hon.


Eh?? Is there a hillbilly convention in town?

Tingle-ting-ting-ting-tong-ting.......

Yeeeeeeeeeeehoooooooooooo

Pass me some crawdad n possum pie........

PMD


Nope,
There are no hills here in the swamps wankstain.
Only us cajuns.
Crawdad pie tastes pretty good if you cook it right.
Now that you mention it.
Your mother don't taste too bad either if you clean her right.
The only problem is the time it takes to clean the bitch.
By the time you finish, you ain't hungry anymore.
:-)

That was not nice said troll.



He's inbred you see Cassie. Ask him what toothpaste is.

bwahahaha

PMD


ROTFLMAO
A fukkin Brit telling me about dental hygene......
What a fukkin h00t !!!!!!!
O K
I'll play...
Toothpaste eh?
Toothpaste is the white creamy substance that
is used to clense your teeth.

Hint:
It is squirted from a tube and not your boyfriends
pekker.
:-)

Another bullshit stereotype. Every ****ing redneck banjo-playing

sausage
jockey I've seen has bad teeth. Name one Brit with bad teeth? NONE!!!!

Your mother for one..
I have never felt anything on my pekker that matches those gums.
Face it sunshine
How in the hell do you think she can afford your internet access?
:-)

-------------------------------------------------------------------------

-
------------------
Yomamma bin Crawdaddin
www.cotse.com
Brotherhood (Vice Chairman)
Anti Archangel #41
"The first symptom of aids is

an
--| incredible pounding

sensation
( in your ass"
--|

My mother is the biggest pile of shit I've ever stumbled upon. You can
insult her and Prince Charles as much as you like. If they both died
tomorrow, I'd ****ing smile.

I'd fuhking smile to read your obituary in tomorrow's paper.

You're the saddest, ****-poor excuse for a UK I've ever seen, you
little sherry-sipping Frenchman in a latex mini-skirt. Celibate, eh?
You mean in the closet, right? Or maybe you're a homosexual midget: in
which case, you're in the cupboard! The last time I saw something as
fugly as you, I was cleaning up after my dog. I've seen better looking
road kill. You're a politically vacillating phony liberal ****; too
damn broadminded to take your own side in a debate. Calling you a pea
brain would be an insult to peas, you jellyfish-sucking mental midget.
You're so short, you'd have to get a running start to get up on a
toilet. You could sit on a piece of toilet paper and dangle your feet.
If you were ever kidnapped and eaten by a cannibal tribe, they'd all
die of high cholesterol, you fat, flabby, fumbling ****. Do you get a
clearer idea of how pathetic you are, you minimum wage earning human
equivalent of a bidet? I've seen wounds that were better dressed than
you are, you toad-lickin', hound-kickin', snot-flickin', inbred swamp
spawn! Do yourself and everyone else a favor: jump into a raging
forest fire.


That's it, do the monkey dance for me banjoboi!
Dance on one leg, now two, one, two, one, two, three!
Dance higher boi!

Your last post just goes to prove that I own you banjoboi, you're my
bitch....

Keep dancing till I tell you to stop beeyotch.


Do all your friends wear hockey helmets and go on a lot of field
trips, Grant? On second thought, save your breath, you'll need it to
blow up your date later.


Damn,
Your telling me he has a blow up date Zack?
I was sure when I saw him pouring that pint of Guiness all
over his hand he was trying to get his date drunk.
You done got me all confused now?
:-(
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Yomamma bin Crawdaddin www.cotse.com
Brotherhood (Vice Chairman)
Anti Archangel #41
"The first symptom of aids is an
--| incredible pounding sensation

( in your ass"
--|

  #8 (permalink)  
Old 12-10-2003, 05:32 PM
Yomamma bin Crawdaddin
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On Sun, 12 Oct 2003 15:45:46 GMT, Zack Torlawabawasaski
wrote:

(Snip some classic stuff)

I've seen wounds that were better dressed than
you are, you toad-lickin', hound-kickin', snot-flickin', inbred swamp
spawn! Do yourself and everyone else a favor: jump into a raging
forest fire.


I must take issue with the above statement due to the fact that
no self respecting, inbred, swamp spawn, would want to be lumped in
the same group as a toothless, Brit, nanci boi.
Hell,
Swamp spawns even have *some* standards.
:-)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Yomamma bin Crawdaddin www.cotse.com
Brotherhood (Vice Chairman)
Anti Archangel #41
"The first symptom of aids is an
--| incredible pounding sensation

( in your ass"
--|

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Old 12-10-2003, 05:34 PM
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"Yomamma bin Crawdaddin" wrote in message
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On Sun, 12 Oct 2003 16:10:41 GMT, Zack Torlawabawasaski
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"Yomamma bin Crawdaddin" wrote in message
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"Yomamma bin Crawdaddin" wrote in message
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On Sun, 12 Oct 2003 00:21:52 GMT, "PMD" wrote:


"Cassie`" wrote in message
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On Sat, 11 Oct 2003 16:41:18 GMT, "PMD"

wrote:


"Brenda F." wrote in message
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(Yomamma bin Crawdaddin) wrote in

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:

On Wed, 1 Oct 2003 00:44:08 +0100, "PMD"
wrote:


"Leisure Suit Lamey" wrote in

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On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 02:26:47 +0100, "PMD"


spewed
forth:


"Leisure Suit Lamey" wrote in
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news.com...
On Mon, 29 Sep 2003 15:37:33 +0100, "PMD"

spewed
forth:


"Brian Hicks" wrote in

message

ews.com...
On Sat, 27 Sep 2003 12:44:25 +0100, "Cheap
Underpants"
spewed forth:

You two idiots are the same, are you not?

If we were you wouldn't be asking, Wat a twit

you
are.

Brian all your posts are out of context.

You have a problem with reading posts?

Maybe you should read before ya drink. Huh?

Maybe you should drink berfore you read, as your
posts
are
getting
dull?

And yet you must dance to my tune.

Look fatty, I don't give a **** hat you do!

PMD


He does dance pretty good Lamey....
I mean for a retard and all that.
:-)

The bine of my you-know-what is ready hon.


Eh?? Is there a hillbilly convention in town?

Tingle-ting-ting-ting-tong-ting.......
Yeeeeeeeeeeehoooooooooooo

Pass me some crawdad n possum pie........

PMD


Nope,
There are no hills here in the swamps wankstain.
Only us cajuns.
Crawdad pie tastes pretty good if you cook it right.
Now that you mention it.
Your mother don't taste too bad either if you clean her

right.
The only problem is the time it takes to clean the bitch.
By the time you finish, you ain't hungry anymore.
:-)

That was not nice said troll.



He's inbred you see Cassie. Ask him what toothpaste is.

bwahahaha

PMD


ROTFLMAO
A fukkin Brit telling me about dental hygene......
What a fukkin h00t !!!!!!!
O K
I'll play...
Toothpaste eh?
Toothpaste is the white creamy substance that
is used to clense your teeth.

Hint:
It is squirted from a tube and not your boyfriends
pekker.
:-)

Another bullshit stereotype. Every ****ing redneck banjo-playing
sausage
jockey I've seen has bad teeth. Name one Brit with bad teeth?

NONE!!!!

Your mother for one..
I have never felt anything on my pekker that matches those gums.
Face it sunshine
How in the hell do you think she can afford your internet access?
:-)


-----------------------------------------------------------------------

--
-
------------------
Yomamma bin Crawdaddin
www.cotse.com
Brotherhood (Vice Chairman)
Anti Archangel #41
"The first symptom of aids

is
an
--| incredible pounding
sensation
( in your ass"
--|

My mother is the biggest pile of shit I've ever stumbled upon. You

can
insult her and Prince Charles as much as you like. If they both died
tomorrow, I'd ****ing smile.

I'd fuhking smile to read your obituary in tomorrow's paper.

You're the saddest, ****-poor excuse for a UK I've ever seen, you
little sherry-sipping Frenchman in a latex mini-skirt. Celibate, eh?
You mean in the closet, right? Or maybe you're a homosexual midget: in
which case, you're in the cupboard! The last time I saw something as
fugly as you, I was cleaning up after my dog. I've seen better looking
road kill. You're a politically vacillating phony liberal ****; too
damn broadminded to take your own side in a debate. Calling you a pea
brain would be an insult to peas, you jellyfish-sucking mental midget.
You're so short, you'd have to get a running start to get up on a
toilet. You could sit on a piece of toilet paper and dangle your feet.
If you were ever kidnapped and eaten by a cannibal tribe, they'd all
die of high cholesterol, you fat, flabby, fumbling ****. Do you get a
clearer idea of how pathetic you are, you minimum wage earning human
equivalent of a bidet? I've seen wounds that were better dressed than
you are, you toad-lickin', hound-kickin', snot-flickin', inbred swamp
spawn! Do yourself and everyone else a favor: jump into a raging
forest fire.

That's it, do the monkey dance for me banjoboi!
Dance on one leg, now two, one, two, one, two, three!
Dance higher boi!

Your last post just goes to prove that I own you banjoboi, you're my
bitch....

Keep dancing till I tell you to stop beeyotch.


Do all your friends wear hockey helmets and go on a lot of field
trips, Grant? On second thought, save your breath, you'll need it to
blow up your date later.


Damn,
Your telling me he has a blow up date Zack?
I was sure when I saw him pouring that pint of Guiness all
over his hand he was trying to get his date drunk.
You done got me all confused now?
:-(
--------------------------------------------------------------------------

------------------
Yomamma bin Crawdaddin www.cotse.com
Brotherhood (Vice Chairman)
Anti Archangel #41
"The first symptom of aids is an
--| incredible pounding sensation

( in your ass"
--|


Hahahahaha, you're Boss Hogg from the Dukes of Hazzard, admit it ! You
short, fat, bald, inbred ****...



  #10 (permalink)  
Old 12-10-2003, 05:39 PM
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"Zack Torlawabawasaski" wrote in message
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"Zack Torlawabawasaski" wrote in message
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"Zack Torlawabawasaski" wrote in message
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"Yomamma bin Crawdaddin" wrote in message
.. .
On Sun, 12 Oct 2003 12:54:18 GMT, "PMD" wrote:


"Yomamma bin Crawdaddin" wrote in message
.. .
On Sun, 12 Oct 2003 00:21:52 GMT, "PMD" wrote:


"Cassie`" wrote in message
...

"Yomamma bin Crawdaddin" skrev i

melding
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On Sat, 11 Oct 2003 16:41:18 GMT, "PMD"

wrote:


"Brenda F." wrote in message

ws.com...
(Yomamma bin Crawdaddin) wrote in

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:

On Wed, 1 Oct 2003 00:44:08 +0100, "PMD"


wrote:


"Leisure Suit Lamey" wrote in

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news.com...
On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 02:26:47 +0100, "PMD"


spewed
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"Leisure Suit Lamey" wrote

in
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On Mon, 29 Sep 2003 15:37:33 +0100, "PMD"

spewed
forth:


"Brian Hicks" wrote in

message

ews.com...
On Sat, 27 Sep 2003 12:44:25 +0100, "Cheap
Underpants"
spewed forth:

You two idiots are the same, are you not?

If we were you wouldn't be asking, Wat a

twit
you
are.

Brian all your posts are out of context.

You have a problem with reading posts?

Maybe you should read before ya drink. Huh?

Maybe you should drink berfore you read, as

your
posts
are
getting
dull?

And yet you must dance to my tune.

Look fatty, I don't give a **** hat you do!

PMD


He does dance pretty good Lamey....
I mean for a retard and all that.
:-)

The bine of my you-know-what is ready hon.


Eh?? Is there a hillbilly convention in town?

Tingle-ting-ting-ting-tong-ting.......
Yeeeeeeeeeeehoooooooooooo

Pass me some crawdad n possum pie........

PMD


Nope,
There are no hills here in the swamps wankstain.
Only us cajuns.
Crawdad pie tastes pretty good if you cook it right.
Now that you mention it.
Your mother don't taste too bad either if you clean her

right.
The only problem is the time it takes to clean the bitch.
By the time you finish, you ain't hungry anymore.
:-)

That was not nice said troll.



He's inbred you see Cassie. Ask him what toothpaste is.

bwahahaha

PMD


ROTFLMAO
A fukkin Brit telling me about dental hygene......
What a fukkin h00t !!!!!!!
O K
I'll play...
Toothpaste eh?
Toothpaste is the white creamy substance that
is used to clense your teeth.

Hint:
It is squirted from a tube and not your boyfriends
pekker.
:-)

Another bullshit stereotype. Every ****ing redneck banjo-playing
sausage
jockey I've seen has bad teeth. Name one Brit with bad teeth?

NONE!!!!

Your mother for one..
I have never felt anything on my pekker that matches those gums.
Face it sunshine
How in the hell do you think she can afford your internet access?
:-)



-----------------------------------------------------------------------

-
-
-
------------------
Yomamma bin Crawdaddin
www.cotse.com
Brotherhood (Vice Chairman)
Anti Archangel #41
"The first symptom of

aids
is
an
--| incredible pounding
sensation
( in your ass"
--|

My mother is the biggest pile of shit I've ever stumbled upon. You

can
insult her and Prince Charles as much as you like. If they both

died
tomorrow, I'd ****ing smile.

I'd fuhking smile to read your obituary in tomorrow's paper.

You're the saddest, ****-poor excuse for a UK I've ever seen, you
little sherry-sipping Frenchman in a latex mini-skirt. Celibate, eh?
You mean in the closet, right? Or maybe you're a homosexual midget:

in
which case, you're in the cupboard! The last time I saw something as
fugly as you, I was cleaning up after my dog. I've seen better

looking
road kill. You're a politically vacillating phony liberal ****; too
damn broadminded to take your own side in a debate. Calling you a

pea
brain would be an insult to peas, you jellyfish-sucking mental

midget.
You're so short, you'd have to get a running start to get up on a
toilet. You could sit on a piece of toilet paper and dangle your

feet.
If you were ever kidnapped and eaten by a cannibal tribe, they'd all
die of high cholesterol, you fat, flabby, fumbling ****. Do you get

a
clearer idea of how pathetic you are, you minimum wage earning human
equivalent of a bidet? I've seen wounds that were better dressed

than
you are, you toad-lickin', hound-kickin', snot-flickin', inbred

swamp
spawn! Do yourself and everyone else a favor: jump into a raging
forest fire.

That's it, do the monkey dance for me banjoboi!
Dance on one leg, now two, one, two, one, two, three!
Dance higher boi!

Your last post just goes to prove that I own you banjoboi, you're my
bitch....

Keep dancing till I tell you to stop beeyotch.

Do all your friends wear hockey helmets and go on a lot of field
trips, Grant? On second thought, save your breath, you'll need it to
blow up your date later.


Juggle for me bitch and keep dancing the monkey dance banjoboi!



You are what happens when the sperm bank also deals in monkey semen.


I beleive it was delivered orally by your mum.



  #11 (permalink)  
Old 12-10-2003, 05:42 PM
PMD
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Posts: n/a
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"Yomamma bin Crawdaddin" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 12 Oct 2003 15:45:46 GMT, Zack Torlawabawasaski
wrote:

(Snip some classic stuff)

I've seen wounds that were better dressed than
you are, you toad-lickin', hound-kickin', snot-flickin', inbred swamp
spawn! Do yourself and everyone else a favor: jump into a raging
forest fire.


I must take issue with the above statement due to the fact that
no self respecting, inbred, swamp spawn, would want to be lumped in
the same group as a toothless, Brit, nanci boi.
Hell,
Swamp spawns even have *some* standards.
:-)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------

------------------
Yomamma bin Crawdaddin www.cotse.com
Brotherhood (Vice Chairman)
Anti Archangel #41
"The first symptom of aids is an
--| incredible pounding sensation

( in your ass"
--|


But even Zack admits that swamp spawn are inbred.

Tingle-ting-tong-ting-tong-twang-tong-ting.


PMD


  #12 (permalink)  
Old 12-10-2003, 06:01 PM
Yomamma bin Crawdaddin
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On Sun, 12 Oct 2003 16:25:01 GMT, Zack Torlawabawasaski
wrote:

PMD flushed and wrote :


"Zack Torlawabawasaski" wrote in message
ews.com...
PMD flushed and wrote :


"Zack Torlawabawasaski" wrote in message
ws.com...
PMD flushed and wrote :


"Yomamma bin Crawdaddin" wrote in message
.. .
On Sun, 12 Oct 2003 12:54:18 GMT, "PMD" wrote:


"Yomamma bin Crawdaddin" wrote in message
.. .
On Sun, 12 Oct 2003 00:21:52 GMT, "PMD" wrote:


"Cassie`" wrote in message
...

"Yomamma bin Crawdaddin" skrev i melding
...
On Sat, 11 Oct 2003 16:41:18 GMT, "PMD" wrote:


"Brenda F." wrote in message
ws.com...
(Yomamma bin Crawdaddin) wrote in

message
:

On Wed, 1 Oct 2003 00:44:08 +0100, "PMD"
wrote:


"Leisure Suit Lamey" wrote in

message

anews.com...
On Tue, 30 Sep 2003 02:26:47 +0100, "PMD"


spewed
forth:


"Leisure Suit Lamey" wrote in
message

ews.com...
On Mon, 29 Sep 2003 15:37:33 +0100, "PMD"

spewed
forth:


"Brian Hicks" wrote in

message

ews.com...
On Sat, 27 Sep 2003 12:44:25 +0100, "Cheap
Underpants"
spewed forth:

You two idiots are the same, are you not?

If we were you wouldn't be asking, Wat a twit

you
are.

Brian all your posts are out of context.

You have a problem with reading posts?

Maybe you should read before ya drink. Huh?

Maybe you should drink berfore you read, as your
posts
are
getting
dull?

And yet you must dance to my tune.

Look fatty, I don't give a **** hat you do!

PMD


He does dance pretty good Lamey....
I mean for a retard and all that.
:-)

The bine of my you-know-what is ready hon.


Eh?? Is there a hillbilly convention in town?

Tingle-ting-ting-ting-tong-ting.......
Yeeeeeeeeeeehoooooooooooo

Pass me some crawdad n possum pie........

PMD


Nope,
There are no hills here in the swamps wankstain.
Only us cajuns.
Crawdad pie tastes pretty good if you cook it right.
Now that you mention it.
Your mother don't taste too bad either if you clean her

right.
The only problem is the time it takes to clean the bitch.
By the time you finish, you ain't hungry anymore.
:-)

That was not nice said troll.



He's inbred you see Cassie. Ask him what toothpaste is.

bwahahaha

PMD


ROTFLMAO
A fukkin Brit telling me about dental hygene......
What a fukkin h00t !!!!!!!
O K
I'll play...
Toothpaste eh?
Toothpaste is the white creamy substance that
is used to clense your teeth.

Hint:
It is squirted from a tube and not your boyfriends
pekker.
:-)

Another bullshit stereotype. Every ****ing redneck banjo-playing
sausage
jockey I've seen has bad teeth. Name one Brit with bad teeth?

NONE!!!!

Your mother for one..
I have never felt anything on my pekker that matches those gums.
Face it sunshine
How in the hell do you think she can afford your internet access?
:-)


------------------------------------------------------------------------

-
-
------------------
Yomamma bin Crawdaddin
www.cotse.com
Brotherhood (Vice Chairman)
Anti Archangel #41
"The first symptom of aids

is
an
--| incredible pounding
sensation
( in your ass"
--|

My mother is the biggest pile of shit I've ever stumbled upon. You can
insult her and Prince Charles as much as you like. If they both died
tomorrow, I'd ****ing smile.

I'd fuhking smile to read your obituary in tomorrow's paper.

You're the saddest, ****-poor excuse for a UK I've ever seen, you
little sherry-sipping Frenchman in a latex mini-skirt. Celibate, eh?
You mean in the closet, right? Or maybe you're a homosexual midget: in
which case, you're in the cupboard! The last time I saw something as
fugly as you, I was cleaning up after my dog. I've seen better looking
road kill. You're a politically vacillating phony liberal ****; too
damn broadminded to take your own side in a debate. Calling you a pea
brain would be an insult to peas, you jellyfish-sucking mental midget.
You're so short, you'd have to get a running start to get up on a
toilet. You could sit on a piece of toilet paper and dangle your feet.
If you were ever kidnapped and eaten by a cannibal tribe, they'd all
die of high cholesterol, you fat, flabby, fumbling ****. Do you get a
clearer idea of how pathetic you are, you minimum wage earning human
equivalent of a bidet? I've seen wounds that were better dressed than
you are, you toad-lickin', hound-kickin', snot-flickin', inbred swamp
spawn! Do yourself and everyone else a favor: jump into a raging
forest fire.

That's it, do the monkey dance for me banjoboi!
Dance on one leg, now two, one, two, one, two, three!
Dance higher boi!

Your last post just goes to prove that I own you banjoboi,