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humor - you know you are a true winemaker when.....



 
 
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Old 08-12-2007, 03:02 AM posted to rec.crafts.winemaking
Joe Sallustio
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Default humor - you know you are a true winemaker when.....

On Dec 7, 5:44 pm, jim wrote:
On Dec 7, 10:18 pm, Trid wrote:

On Dec 1, 12:42 pm, Steve Potter wrote:


...if you've ever been to Home Depot in the trash can section for more
than 10 minutes and have flipped over every one to see if it's marked
"NSF" on the bottom.


And What did you find? :-)


Steve


..that the gray 30 gallon "Brute" ones are I forgot about the rest
when I made that find.


Trid
-now, for a place to keep it


Always the thick one I have to ask what does NSF mean? Is it
something to do with food grade?


Yes, it used to stand for National Sanitary Foundation, they are sort
of like UL in the States, CSA in Canada and CE in Europe but they
focus on public health more so than those other organizations. In
North America you will see a circle with NSF on any good plumbing
hardware for example; if it's not marked, I wouldn't use it. I think
they are a spin off of U of Michigan. They are very heavily into the
food and water safety business.

And you know you are a winemaker when you knowingly overfill a
fermenter, knowing full well the consequences - and pay for your sin
the next day with several hours of cleanup...

Joe
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Old 08-12-2007, 01:42 PM posted to rec.crafts.winemaking
Paul E. Lehmann
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You know you are a winemaker when you very
carefully calculate the volume so that you are
always left with about 3/4 of a bottle left over
at bottling time - not full enough to cork so
well ..........
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Old 12-12-2007, 04:25 PM posted to rec.crafts.winemaking
Dirty Harry
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Default humor - you know you are a true winemaker when.....


"Paul E. Lehmann" wrote in message
. ..
You know you are a winemaker when you very
carefully calculate the volume so that you are
always left with about 3/4 of a bottle left over
at bottling time - not full enough to cork so
well ..........


You know you're a vino when a 30 bottle kit somehow only leaves 20...


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Old 13-12-2007, 12:29 AM posted to rec.crafts.winemaking
Zyggy
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Default humor - you know you are a true winemaker when.....

Isn't that the way kits work. I thought the reduction was from racking.

"Dirty Harry" wrote in message
news:RXT7j.955$rV.358@pd7urf2no...

"Paul E. Lehmann" wrote in message
. ..
You know you are a winemaker when you very
carefully calculate the volume so that you are
always left with about 3/4 of a bottle left over
at bottling time - not full enough to cork so
well ..........


You know you're a vino when a 30 bottle kit somehow only leaves 20...



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Old 29-01-2008, 10:19 PM posted to rec.crafts.winemaking
jim
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Default humor - you know you are a true winemaker when.....

When...

You are watching an 'end of the world' style disaster movie and all
you can think is "what a waste of wine..." or you grimace in horror
imagining millions of elderberries going to waste...
 




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