Friends, if you remember J.Murray Fefferman tried to mount a fellow patient
in the home he was in Detroit--He hid in a laundry truck and hitched his way
to Florida. Checking on his emails at the Miami Beach Library, he found
that the authorities in Michigan have alerted all hospitals, homes & nursing
facilities that a sex fiend was on the loose. The Florida State Police now
have a picture of Murray circulated in all sorts of places including "the
Shvitzhouse", a bath house in South Beach. He was last seen at a vertical
scuppernog tasting in Pensacola, but when approached, he fled.

By now 3 weeks later, he's out of his Metamucil, ginko balboa and other meds
like dilantin. The police had a lead that he was working his west, stopping
to buy a kosher pickle in a Piggly-Wiggly. We know that one of his great
great great great nephews Hesh had a falaffel stand in New Orleans---Katrina
wasted the stand and Hesh is selling used Humvees in Tulsa--so the police
have staked out the site of the felaffel stand.

Who knows what they'll do to Murray when he is caught. About 5 years ago he
was operated for painful Tail & backbone and now has a prosthetic tuchis,
G-D help him if they put him in jail with men who want to make him their
bitch. We need Murray out on bail not the object of a hide the salami game
in cell block 6. Wont you help??????/

Chaim Yankel Bartucci

Joe "Beppe"Rosenberg wrote:
We need Murray out on bail not the object of a hide the salami game
in cell block 6. Wont you help??????/

Indeed, these are dire times for both the revered Mr. Fefferman and
ourselves. I suggest that we organize a telethon, a la Jerry, and get
outraged winegeeks worldwide to contribute to Mr. Fefferman's legal
defense and prescription medication relief fund. Or perhaps Dale is
willing to set up another raffle? I'll volunteer that magnum of MD
20/20 that I've been saving for our 25th wedding anniversary.

Mark Lipton
(Always willing to come to the aid of a fellow cork dork)