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Wine is evil, the DEVIL created it in HELL ! ! !



 
 
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Old 19-11-2004, 07:05 AM
Hans-Marc Olsen
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Default Wine is evil, the DEVIL created it in HELL ! ! !

Wine is EVIL, it's the work of the devil, made to collect
your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.

If you like wine, you will lose your soul to be damned
for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul
for all eternity.

So stop drinking wine now to save your soul.

Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save
your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can
prevent Armageddon.

Wine is evil, drinking wine there is BLASPHEMY , only
heretics and witches like wine.And heretics and witches
shall BURN !
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Old 19-11-2004, 07:54 AM
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Hans-Marc, thanks for your statement:

So Jesus should have been sent to hell for having turned water into wine?

Please read the Bible first and have a look at the numerous references to
wine before uttering bovine excrements.

Yves

"Hans-Marc Olsen" wrote in message
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Wine is EVIL, it's the work of the devil, made to collect
your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.

If you like wine, you will lose your soul to be damned
for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul
for all eternity.

So stop drinking wine now to save your soul.

Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save
your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can
prevent Armageddon.

Wine is evil, drinking wine there is BLASPHEMY , only
heretics and witches like wine.And heretics and witches
shall BURN !



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Old 19-11-2004, 07:54 AM
Yves Tychon
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Hans-Marc, thanks for your statement:

So Jesus should have been sent to hell for having turned water into wine?

Please read the Bible first and have a look at the numerous references to
wine before uttering bovine excrements.

Yves

"Hans-Marc Olsen" wrote in message
m...
Wine is EVIL, it's the work of the devil, made to collect
your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.

If you like wine, you will lose your soul to be damned
for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul
for all eternity.

So stop drinking wine now to save your soul.

Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save
your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can
prevent Armageddon.

Wine is evil, drinking wine there is BLASPHEMY , only
heretics and witches like wine.And heretics and witches
shall BURN !



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Old 19-11-2004, 12:48 PM
Chris Arcement
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"Hans-Marc Olsen" wrote in message
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Wine is EVIL, it's the work of the devil, made to collect
your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.

If you like wine, you will lose your soul to be damned
for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul
for all eternity.

So stop drinking wine now to save your soul.

Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save
your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can
prevent Armageddon.

Wine is evil, drinking wine there is BLASPHEMY , only
heretics and witches like wine.And heretics and witches
shall BURN !



Well, at least he's passionate about his opinion

I'd like to see if he could get Satan to sign a note of some sort stating
that he is correct...

Chris


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Old 19-11-2004, 12:48 PM
Chris Arcement
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"Hans-Marc Olsen" wrote in message
m...
Wine is EVIL, it's the work of the devil, made to collect
your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.

If you like wine, you will lose your soul to be damned
for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul
for all eternity.

So stop drinking wine now to save your soul.

Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save
your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can
prevent Armageddon.

Wine is evil, drinking wine there is BLASPHEMY , only
heretics and witches like wine.And heretics and witches
shall BURN !



Well, at least he's passionate about his opinion

I'd like to see if he could get Satan to sign a note of some sort stating
that he is correct...

Chris


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Old 19-11-2004, 01:01 PM
Matias Regge
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"Hans-Marc Olsen" schrieb im Newsbeitrag
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...only heretics and witches like wine...


That's absolutly not true!
I also like wine.

Greetings
Matias


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Old 19-11-2004, 01:01 PM
Matias Regge
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"Hans-Marc Olsen" schrieb im Newsbeitrag
m...

...only heretics and witches like wine...


That's absolutly not true!
I also like wine.

Greetings
Matias


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Old 19-11-2004, 03:42 PM
Bill Spohn
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Wine is EVIL, it's the work of the devil, made to collect
your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.


If you expect me to listen to whatc you are saying, you'll have to stop
sounding so much like my wife.......
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Old 20-11-2004, 04:32 AM
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I've always thought the same thing, but then I always go back to Timothy
5:23...

No longer drink only water, but use a little wine for the sake of your
stomach and your frequent ailments.



 




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