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Wine is EVIL, it's the work of the devil, made to collect
your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell. If you like wine, you will lose your soul to be damned for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul for all eternity. So stop drinking wine now to save your soul. Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can prevent Armageddon. Wine is evil, drinking wine there is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and witches like wine.And heretics and witches shall BURN ! |
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Hans-Marc, thanks for your statement:
So Jesus should have been sent to hell for having turned water into wine? Please read the Bible first and have a look at the numerous references to wine before uttering bovine excrements. Yves "Hans-Marc Olsen" wrote in message m... Wine is EVIL, it's the work of the devil, made to collect your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell. If you like wine, you will lose your soul to be damned for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul for all eternity. So stop drinking wine now to save your soul. Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can prevent Armageddon. Wine is evil, drinking wine there is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and witches like wine.And heretics and witches shall BURN ! |
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Hans-Marc, thanks for your statement:
So Jesus should have been sent to hell for having turned water into wine? Please read the Bible first and have a look at the numerous references to wine before uttering bovine excrements. Yves "Hans-Marc Olsen" wrote in message m... Wine is EVIL, it's the work of the devil, made to collect your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell. If you like wine, you will lose your soul to be damned for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul for all eternity. So stop drinking wine now to save your soul. Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can prevent Armageddon. Wine is evil, drinking wine there is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and witches like wine.And heretics and witches shall BURN ! |
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"Hans-Marc Olsen" wrote in message m... Wine is EVIL, it's the work of the devil, made to collect your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell. If you like wine, you will lose your soul to be damned for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul for all eternity. So stop drinking wine now to save your soul. Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can prevent Armageddon. Wine is evil, drinking wine there is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and witches like wine.And heretics and witches shall BURN ! Well, at least he's passionate about his opinion ![]() I'd like to see if he could get Satan to sign a note of some sort stating that he is correct... Chris |
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"Hans-Marc Olsen" wrote in message m... Wine is EVIL, it's the work of the devil, made to collect your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell. If you like wine, you will lose your soul to be damned for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul for all eternity. So stop drinking wine now to save your soul. Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can prevent Armageddon. Wine is evil, drinking wine there is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and witches like wine.And heretics and witches shall BURN ! Well, at least he's passionate about his opinion ![]() I'd like to see if he could get Satan to sign a note of some sort stating that he is correct... Chris |
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On Fri, 19 Nov 2004 18:46:48 GMT, "wayne @ Left Coast"
wrote: On 18 Nov 2004 23:05:07 -0800, (Hans-Marc Olsen) wrote: Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can prevent Armageddon. Lemme see, do I wanna be burnt or have my soul collected ... Surely a truly wine soaked individual won't burn all that well, whereas someone like me who as well as wine likes cask strength whisky is much more likely to be fire-lighter material! As for my sole, I'd hope it would be lightly poached in a good court-bouillon and served with something appropriate. James James Dempster (remove nospam to reply by email) You know you've had a good night when you wake up and someone's outlining you in chalk. |
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"wayne @ Left Coast" wrote in message . ..
On 18 Nov 2004 23:05:07 -0800, (Hans-Marc Olsen) wrote: Wine is EVIL, it's the work of the devil, made to collect your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell. Hah! Far too late since my job did that years ago ... If you like wine, you will lose your soul to be damned for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul for all eternity. Tell 'em not to add any salt since my language has too much sodium already. So stop drinking wine now to save your soul. I have stopped drinking it for now ... to save enough for dinner tonight. Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can prevent Armageddon. Lemme see, do I wanna be burnt or have my soul collected ... Personally, I prefer my souls medium-rare! Wine is evil, drinking wine there is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and witches like wine.And heretics and witches shall BURN ! Frankly, I'd kinda like to hear which wines heretics and witches prefer ... can't get enough au vin information, y'know ... Witches prefer pumpkin wine :-) - wayne (Slash the budget if responding by email) Dan-O |
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