Subject: Water & Wine

In a number of carefully controlled trials,
scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1
liter of water each day, at the end of the year
we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of
Escherichia coli, (E. coli) bacteria found in
feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of
Poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking
wine (or rum, whiskey or other liquor) because
alcohol has to go through a purification process
of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk
stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable
information: I'm doing it as a public service.

"Paul E. Lehmann" wrote in
:

Subject: Water & Wine

In a number of carefully controlled trials,
scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1
liter of water each day, at the end of the year
we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of
Escherichia coli, (E. coli) bacteria found in
feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of
Poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking
wine (or rum, whiskey or other liquor) because
alcohol has to go through a purification process
of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk
stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable
information: I'm doing it as a public service.

I don't drink water. Fish **** in it.

Ernie