What a blessed reliefffffffffffffffffffffffff!

Just arrived back with aching feets from the Job Centre/Unemployment Office
(it's around 2 miles away) after signing off Job Squeakers' Allowance (Dole)
for good and onto Pension Credit - the government's marvellous new way of
getting unemployable old farts like me off the unemployment statistics -
which consists of twice as much per week as the Dole plus full Housing and
Council Tax Benefits - and with ***no compulsion to look for work anymore!!
(v.b.)

Good, innit?!!! - AND I also get the old fogey's official badge of honour: a
free bus and London Underground/Docklands Light Railway pass, AND a winter
fuel supplement of, I believe, around £200. These last two used only to be
available to men over 65!

I don't often find anything nice to say about our damned government but in
spite of their rather obvious ulterior motive, for once I can compliment
them on being quite generous!!

I have also just had the very great pleasure removing all but a very few
essential pieces of the job-seeking stuff from my PC and the associated
paperwork from my flies - I mean my files. There ain't room in there! ;o) -
and un-subscribing from the jobs bulletins from all the various agencies I
*was* with - most of which have proved pretty-well useless!

For: "We regret to inform you that your experience and skills are
insufficient for the post in question," read, "You're 59!!! Sod off old
fart!!!!

Ohhhhhhhhhh!

Happy days are here again,
Nemo's time is all his own again,
No more work to make him groan again!
Happy days are here again!

Trials and troubles are gone!
There's no more damned signing on!!!! Ohhhhhh . . .

Happy days are here again,
The right-wing sods can-be-jealous-again,
But no-way-can-they call me a scrounger again! ***
Happy days are here again!

Oi!

Aardvark never did anyone any harm?? Go ask an ant!

Ohhhh! It's really like being in heaven, to retire in 2007!!

dole scrounging wastrel nemo wrote:

What a blessed reliefffffffffffffffffffffffff!

Maybe your country should completely open its borders to people with
more ambition to support native dole scroungers like you. How many West
Indies and Pakistani immigrants does it take to support an ambitionless
lard ass like you anyway?

Just arrived back with aching feets from the Job Centre/Unemployment
Office (it's around 2 miles away)

Two miles isn't far, fatso.

after signing off Job Squeakers'
Allowance (Dole) for good and onto Pension Credit - the government's
marvellous new way of getting unemployable old farts

IOW, just a different dole but dole nonetheless. At least you admit that
your a ne'er-do-well who managed to fill his addled mind with nonsense
about "veganism" and **** all about anything that would be useful to
the world.

like me off the
unemployment statistics - which consists of twice as much per week as
the Dole plus full Housing and Council Tax Benefits - and with ***no
compulsion to look for work anymore!! (v.b.)

You seem quite proud of your lack of initiative, lack of ambition, lack
of drive, and even your lack of job skills.

Good, innit?!!! -

No. I think it shows what a marginal waste of space you are. You're
nothing but a beggar. That your government offers you hand-outs doesn't
change that fact.

AND I also get the old fogey's official badge of
honour: a free bus and London Underground/Docklands Light Railway
pass, AND a winter fuel supplement of, I believe, around £200.

Those are things people who actually earn their way probably take for
granted. Nevermind the fact that the government robs them to give you
the very things they've earned. Why are you so proud of being a leech
on society -- someone who contributes nothing and is dependent on
charity (your beggar status isn't changed by the fact that it's the
government rather than the church or OxFam or any other group)?

These last two used only to be available to men over 65!

And there are pensioners that age and older who have enough dignity to
refuse dole.

I don't often find anything nice to say about our damned government
but in spite of their rather obvious ulterior motive, for once I can
compliment them on being quite generous!!

I wish more taxpayers could read your post so they'd write their MPs to
object to how the money they earned is spent.

I have also just had the very great pleasure removing all but a very
few essential pieces of the job-seeking stuff from my PC and the
associated
paperwork from my flies - I mean my files. There ain't room in there!

From what I've gathered from reading your posts the last few years,
there wasn't much to your CV anyway. It's not like you ever held
meaningful employment, much less had anything approaching an actual
work ethic.

;o) - and un-subscribing from the jobs bulletins from all the various
agencies I *was* with - most of which have proved pretty-well useless!

Did you expect them to polish a turd and present it as a piece of gold
to a potential employer? There are people who go to the UK without
speaking a word of English who are able to do more in a few months what
you've done in your whole life. You should be ashamed that your
government takes so much from them -- from real providers -- and gives
it to do-nothing fat arses like you.

For: "We regret to inform you that your experience and skills are
insufficient for the post in question," read, "You're 59!!! Sod off
old fart!!!!

Insufficient doesn't mean old fart. It means they have no use for a
wastrel who brings nothing of substance to their table. There are many
people your age and older able to find meaningful jobs -- people who
still have ambition, not to mention marketable skills.

Ohhhh! It's really like being in heaven, to retire in 2007!!

It isn't retirement, dole scrounger. Don't get too comfortable. The
government could come to its senses and slash your dole before you're
actually old enough to retire, ambitionless liar.

I aggregated the different bonafides you've offered for your veganism,
and you yourself thereby establish your own lack of credibility -- even
when claiming "that's no fallacy":
I've been Vegan for over 30 years...
-- 21 Mar 2002 (http://tinyurl.com/25ulyl)

...over 35 years of being Vegan...
-- 12 May 2003 (http://tinyurl.com/2wtzt2)

I went Veggie when I was about 16 and Vegan at about 20. That
was 36 years ago.
-- 10 Jun 2003 (http://tinyurl.com/2qazf9)

When I became veggie in 1962.... 35 years a Vegan...
-- 8 Nov 2003 (http://tinyurl.com/33lj3v)

I've been Vegan for nearly 41 years now...
-- 20 Jun 2006 (http://tinyurl.com/28qfdg)

Been Vegan for around 45 years! ))))))
-- 27 Dec 2006 (http://tinyurl.com/3debw7)

...a Vegan of 37 years standing, sitting and lying down...
-- 25 Jul 2005 (http://tinyurl.com/2tkh75)

I've been Vegan for nearly 50 years. When I started eveyone
except teh few Vegans I knew said I'd die! Actually, I'm still
doing
very well on it. That's no fallacy!
-- 8 Jan 2006 (http://tinyurl.com/2cupsf)

SUMMARY...
YEAR
of
POST YEARS CLAIMED VEGAN BY "NEMO"
-------------------------------------
2002 30+
2003 35+, 36, 35
2005 37
2006 50, 41, 45
2007 45

Chico- get a life -
Michael
"chico" wrote in message
...
dole scrounging wastrel nemo wrote:

What a blessed reliefffffffffffffffffffffffff!

Maybe your country should completely open its borders to people with
more ambition to support native dole scroungers like you. How many West
Indies and Pakistani immigrants does it take to support an ambitionless
lard ass like you anyway?

Just arrived back with aching feets from the Job Centre/Unemployment
Office (it's around 2 miles away)

Two miles isn't far, fatso.

after signing off Job Squeakers'
Allowance (Dole) for good and onto Pension Credit - the government's
marvellous new way of getting unemployable old farts

IOW, just a different dole but dole nonetheless. At least you admit that
your a ne'er-do-well who managed to fill his addled mind with nonsense
about "veganism" and **** all about anything that would be useful to
the world.

like me off the
unemployment statistics - which consists of twice as much per week as
the Dole plus full Housing and Council Tax Benefits - and with ***no
compulsion to look for work anymore!! (v.b.)

You seem quite proud of your lack of initiative, lack of ambition, lack
of drive, and even your lack of job skills.

Good, innit?!!! -

No. I think it shows what a marginal waste of space you are. You're
nothing but a beggar. That your government offers you hand-outs doesn't
change that fact.

AND I also get the old fogey's official badge of
honour: a free bus and London Underground/Docklands Light Railway
pass, AND a winter fuel supplement of, I believe, around £200.

Those are things people who actually earn their way probably take for
granted. Nevermind the fact that the government robs them to give you
the very things they've earned. Why are you so proud of being a leech
on society -- someone who contributes nothing and is dependent on
charity (your beggar status isn't changed by the fact that it's the
government rather than the church or OxFam or any other group)?

These last two used only to be available to men over 65!

And there are pensioners that age and older who have enough dignity to
refuse dole.

I don't often find anything nice to say about our damned government
but in spite of their rather obvious ulterior motive, for once I can
compliment them on being quite generous!!

I wish more taxpayers could read your post so they'd write their MPs to
object to how the money they earned is spent.

I have also just had the very great pleasure removing all but a very
few essential pieces of the job-seeking stuff from my PC and the
associated
paperwork from my flies - I mean my files. There ain't room in there!

From what I've gathered from reading your posts the last few years,
there wasn't much to your CV anyway. It's not like you ever held
meaningful employment, much less had anything approaching an actual
work ethic.

;o) - and un-subscribing from the jobs bulletins from all the various
agencies I *was* with - most of which have proved pretty-well useless!

Did you expect them to polish a turd and present it as a piece of gold
to a potential employer? There are people who go to the UK without
speaking a word of English who are able to do more in a few months what
you've done in your whole life. You should be ashamed that your
government takes so much from them -- from real providers -- and gives
it to do-nothing fat arses like you.

For: "We regret to inform you that your experience and skills are
insufficient for the post in question," read, "You're 59!!! Sod off
old fart!!!!

Insufficient doesn't mean old fart. It means they have no use for a
wastrel who brings nothing of substance to their table. There are many
people your age and older able to find meaningful jobs -- people who
still have ambition, not to mention marketable skills.

Ohhhh! It's really like being in heaven, to retire in 2007!!

It isn't retirement, dole scrounger. Don't get too comfortable. The
government could come to its senses and slash your dole before you're
actually old enough to retire, ambitionless liar.

I aggregated the different bonafides you've offered for your veganism,
and you yourself thereby establish your own lack of credibility -- even
when claiming "that's no fallacy":
I've been Vegan for over 30 years...
-- 21 Mar 2002 (http://tinyurl.com/25ulyl)

...over 35 years of being Vegan...
-- 12 May 2003 (http://tinyurl.com/2wtzt2)

I went Veggie when I was about 16 and Vegan at about 20. That
was 36 years ago.
-- 10 Jun 2003 (http://tinyurl.com/2qazf9)

When I became veggie in 1962.... 35 years a Vegan...
-- 8 Nov 2003 (http://tinyurl.com/33lj3v)

I've been Vegan for nearly 41 years now...
-- 20 Jun 2006 (http://tinyurl.com/28qfdg)

Been Vegan for around 45 years! ))))))
-- 27 Dec 2006 (http://tinyurl.com/3debw7)

...a Vegan of 37 years standing, sitting and lying down...
-- 25 Jul 2005 (http://tinyurl.com/2tkh75)

I've been Vegan for nearly 50 years. When I started eveyone
except teh few Vegans I knew said I'd die! Actually, I'm still
doing
very well on it. That's no fallacy!
-- 8 Jan 2006 (http://tinyurl.com/2cupsf)

SUMMARY...
YEAR
of
POST YEARS CLAIMED VEGAN BY "NEMO"
-------------------------------------
2002 30+
2003 35+, 36, 35
2005 37
2006 50, 41, 45
2007 45

"chico" wrote in message
...
dole scrounging wastrel nemo wrote:

What a blessed reliefffffffffffffffffffffffff!

Maybe your country should completely open its borders to people with
more ambition to support native dole scroungers like you. How many West
Indies and Pakistani immigrants does it take to support an ambitionless
lard ass like you anyway?

Just arrived back with aching feets from the Job Centre/Unemployment
Office (it's around 2 miles away)

Two miles isn't far, fatso.

Four miles round trip, but it was such a nice sunny day I returned via the
perimeter of the park and then did some shopping.

And anyway - stop being silly! You just can't stand a person having a bit of
good fortune! That's all it is! I pity you!

remainder of bigoted fascist tome snipped

M.Balarama wrote:

Chico- get a life -

I have one, "nemo" doesn't. Why do you condone his sloth and his blatant
deceit about how long he's been a vegan, Michael?

Michael
"chico" wrote in message
...
dole scrounging wastrel nemo wrote:

What a blessed reliefffffffffffffffffffffffff!

Maybe your country should completely open its borders to people with
more ambition to support native dole scroungers like you. How many
West Indies and Pakistani immigrants does it take to support an
ambitionless lard ass like you anyway?

Just arrived back with aching feets from the Job Centre/Unemployment
Office (it's around 2 miles away)

Two miles isn't far, fatso.

after signing off Job Squeakers'
Allowance (Dole) for good and onto Pension Credit - the government's
marvellous new way of getting unemployable old farts

IOW, just a different dole but dole nonetheless. At least you admit
that your a ne'er-do-well who managed to fill his addled mind with
nonsense about "veganism" and **** all about anything that would be
useful to the world.

like me off the
unemployment statistics - which consists of twice as much per week
as the Dole plus full Housing and Council Tax Benefits - and with
***no compulsion to look for work anymore!! (v.b.)

You seem quite proud of your lack of initiative, lack of ambition,
lack of drive, and even your lack of job skills.

Good, innit?!!! -

No. I think it shows what a marginal waste of space you are. You're
nothing but a beggar. That your government offers you hand-outs
doesn't change that fact.

AND I also get the old fogey's official badge of
honour: a free bus and London Underground/Docklands Light Railway
pass, AND a winter fuel supplement of, I believe, around £200.

Those are things people who actually earn their way probably take for
granted. Nevermind the fact that the government robs them to give you
the very things they've earned. Why are you so proud of being a leech
on society -- someone who contributes nothing and is dependent on
charity (your beggar status isn't changed by the fact that it's the
government rather than the church or OxFam or any other group)?

These last two used only to be available to men over 65!

And there are pensioners that age and older who have enough dignity
to refuse dole.

I don't often find anything nice to say about our damned government
but in spite of their rather obvious ulterior motive, for once I can
compliment them on being quite generous!!

I wish more taxpayers could read your post so they'd write their MPs
to object to how the money they earned is spent.

I have also just had the very great pleasure removing all but a very
few essential pieces of the job-seeking stuff from my PC and the
associated
paperwork from my flies - I mean my files. There ain't room in
there!

From what I've gathered from reading your posts the last few years,
there wasn't much to your CV anyway. It's not like you ever held
meaningful employment, much less had anything approaching an actual
work ethic.

;o) - and un-subscribing from the jobs bulletins from all the
various agencies I *was* with - most of which have proved
pretty-well useless!

Did you expect them to polish a turd and present it as a piece of
gold to a potential employer? There are people who go to the UK
without speaking a word of English who are able to do more in a few
months what you've done in your whole life. You should be ashamed
that your government takes so much from them -- from real providers
-- and gives it to do-nothing fat arses like you.

For: "We regret to inform you that your experience and skills are
insufficient for the post in question," read, "You're 59!!! Sod off
old fart!!!!

Insufficient doesn't mean old fart. It means they have no use for a
wastrel who brings nothing of substance to their table. There are
many people your age and older able to find meaningful jobs -- people
who still have ambition, not to mention marketable skills.

Ohhhh! It's really like being in heaven, to retire in 2007!!

It isn't retirement, dole scrounger. Don't get too comfortable. The
government could come to its senses and slash your dole before you're
actually old enough to retire, ambitionless liar.

I aggregated the different bonafides you've offered for your
veganism, and you yourself thereby establish your own lack of
credibility -- even when claiming "that's no fallacy":
I've been Vegan for over 30 years...
-- 21 Mar 2002 (http://tinyurl.com/25ulyl)

...over 35 years of being Vegan...
-- 12 May 2003 (http://tinyurl.com/2wtzt2)

I went Veggie when I was about 16 and Vegan at about 20. That
was 36 years ago.
-- 10 Jun 2003 (http://tinyurl.com/2qazf9)

When I became veggie in 1962.... 35 years a Vegan...
-- 8 Nov 2003 (http://tinyurl.com/33lj3v)

I've been Vegan for nearly 41 years now...
-- 20 Jun 2006 (http://tinyurl.com/28qfdg)

Been Vegan for around 45 years! ))))))
-- 27 Dec 2006 (http://tinyurl.com/3debw7)

...a Vegan of 37 years standing, sitting and lying down...
-- 25 Jul 2005 (http://tinyurl.com/2tkh75)

I've been Vegan for nearly 50 years. When I started eveyone
except teh few Vegans I knew said I'd die! Actually, I'm still
doing
very well on it. That's no fallacy!
-- 8 Jan 2006 (http://tinyurl.com/2cupsf)

SUMMARY...
YEAR
of
POST YEARS CLAIMED VEGAN BY "NEMO"
-------------------------------------
2002 30+
2003 35+, 36, 35
2005 37
2006 50, 41, 45
2007 45

dole-scrounger nemo wrote:


"chico" wrote in message
...
dole scrounging wastrel nemo wrote:

What a blessed reliefffffffffffffffffffffffff!

Maybe your country should completely open its borders to people with
more ambition to support native dole scroungers like you. How many
West Indies and Pakistani immigrants does it take to support an
ambitionless lard ass like you anyway?

Just arrived back with aching feets from the Job
Centre/Unemployment Office (it's around 2 miles away)

Two miles isn't far, fatso.

Four miles round trip, but it was such a nice sunny day I returned via
the perimeter of the park and then did some shopping.

And anyway - stop being silly! You just can't stand a person having a
bit of good fortune!

Fortune is something earned. You've earned nothing.

That's all it is! I pity you!

Not nearly as much as I pity you, deceitful deadbeat.

remainder of bigoted fascist tome snipped

It's neither bigoted nor fascist to point out your disgusting sloth and
your repeated lies.

I aggregated the different bonafides you've offered for your veganism,
and you yourself thereby establish your own lack of credibility -- even
when claiming "that's no fallacy":
I've been Vegan for over 30 years...
-- 21 Mar 2002 (http://tinyurl.com/25ulyl)

...over 35 years of being Vegan...
-- 12 May 2003 (http://tinyurl.com/2wtzt2)

I went Veggie when I was about 16 and Vegan at about 20. That
was 36 years ago.
-- 10 Jun 2003 (http://tinyurl.com/2qazf9)

When I became veggie in 1962.... 35 years a Vegan...
-- 8 Nov 2003 (http://tinyurl.com/33lj3v)

I've been Vegan for nearly 41 years now...
-- 20 Jun 2006 (http://tinyurl.com/28qfdg)

Been Vegan for around 45 years! ))))))
-- 27 Dec 2006 (http://tinyurl.com/3debw7)

...a Vegan of 37 years standing, sitting and lying down...
-- 25 Jul 2005 (http://tinyurl.com/2tkh75)

I've been Vegan for nearly 50 years. When I started eveyone
except teh few Vegans I knew said I'd die! Actually, I'm still
doing
very well on it. That's no fallacy!
-- 8 Jan 2006 (http://tinyurl.com/2cupsf)

SUMMARY...
YEAR
of
POST YEARS CLAIMED VEGAN BY "NEMO"
-------------------------------------
2002 30+
2003 35+, 36, 35
2005 37
2006 50, 41, 45
2007 45

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask
over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four
hour, surgical procedure. A young, student nurse appears to give him a
partial sponge bath.
"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to
wash your upper body and feet.
" He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she
overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises
his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the
other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and
says, "There's nothing wrong with
them, Sir."
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very
closely.........A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"
"nemo" wrote in message
. uk...

"chico" wrote in message
...
dole scrounging wastrel nemo wrote:

What a blessed reliefffffffffffffffffffffffff!

Maybe your country should completely open its borders to people with
more ambition to support native dole scroungers like you. How many West
Indies and Pakistani immigrants does it take to support an ambitionless
lard ass like you anyway?

Just arrived back with aching feets from the Job Centre/Unemployment
Office (it's around 2 miles away)

Two miles isn't far, fatso.

Four miles round trip, but it was such a nice sunny day I returned via the
perimeter of the park and then did some shopping.

And anyway - stop being silly! You just can't stand a person having a bit
of
good fortune! That's all it is! I pity you!

remainder of bigoted fascist tome snipped

"M.Balarama" wrote in message
news
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask
over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four
hour, surgical procedure. A young, student nurse appears to give him a
partial sponge bath.
"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to
wash your upper body and feet.
" He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles,
she
overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She
raises
his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the
other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and
says, "There's nothing wrong with
them, Sir."
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very
closely.........A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"


LOL!!!!! Very good.


"nemo" wrote in message
. uk...

"chico" wrote in message
...
dole scrounging wastrel nemo wrote:

What a blessed reliefffffffffffffffffffffffff!

Maybe your country should completely open its borders to people with
more ambition to support native dole scroungers like you. How many West
Indies and Pakistani immigrants does it take to support an ambitionless
lard ass like you anyway?

Just arrived back with aching feets from the Job Centre/Unemployment
Office (it's around 2 miles away)

Two miles isn't far, fatso.

Four miles round trip, but it was such a nice sunny day I returned via
the
perimeter of the park and then did some shopping.

And anyway - stop being silly! You just can't stand a person having a
bit
of
good fortune! That's all it is! I pity you!

remainder of bigoted fascist tome snipped

I'm sixty today so no compulsion to look for work anymore and no threat of
losing benefits - so even though all that 'sponger' rubbish was false, it's
too late to moan now anyway, innit?!!!!

And the lump (ouch!) sum from my Civil Service pension arrived in my bank
account last night dead on time as well.

Happy birfday too meeee.
I'm all happy you seeeee!
No more getting up in the morning -
No more damnéd commuting -
No more maniac bosses -
No more noisy workplaces -
No more damned harmful solvents!**
No more damned signing on!
All those damned days are gohh-on!
Twice the Dole dosh to live on,
Bus and Tube pass to travel on,
The business suit's gone in the bin!
Cash to buy a new raiment -
A nice Harris Tweed jacket!
A winter fuel payment
That's why I'm so happy -
Happy birfday too meeee!!

(**1.1.1. Trichlorethane. Used to clean surplus adhesive off Piezo crystals
with it)

We are about the same age-I am almost 58.. semi-retired live off retirement
stuff and investments... good for you--it is nice to retire with a few bucks
and still have your health-it pays to be vegan/vegetarian....nomo work for
nemo...
Michael in Dallas Texas
"nemo" wrote in message
.uk...
I'm sixty today


so no compulsion to look for work anymore and no threat of
losing benefits - so even though all that 'sponger' rubbish was false,
it's
too late to moan now anyway, innit?!!!!

And the lump (ouch!) sum from my Civil Service pension arrived in my bank
account last night dead on time as well.

Happy birfday too meeee.
I'm all happy you seeeee!
No more getting up in the morning -
No more damnéd commuting -
No more maniac bosses -
No more noisy workplaces -
No more damned harmful solvents!**
No more damned signing on!
All those damned days are gohh-on!
Twice the Dole dosh to live on,
Bus and Tube pass to travel on,
The business suit's gone in the bin!
Cash to buy a new raiment -
A nice Harris Tweed jacket!
A winter fuel payment
That's why I'm so happy -
Happy birfday too meeee!!

(**1.1.1. Trichlorethane. Used to clean surplus adhesive off Piezo
crystals
with it)

On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 01:34:10 GMT, "nemo" wrote:

I'm sixty today so no compulsion to look for work anymore and no threat of
losing benefits - so even though all that 'sponger' rubbish was false, it's
too late to moan now anyway, innit?!!!!

And the lump (ouch!) sum from my Civil Service pension arrived in my bank
account last night dead on time as well.

Happy birfday too meeee.
I'm all happy you seeeee!
No more getting up in the morning -
No more damnéd commuting -
No more maniac bosses -
No more noisy workplaces -
No more damned harmful solvents!**
No more damned signing on!
All those damned days are gohh-on!
Twice the Dole dosh to live on,
Bus and Tube pass to travel on,
The business suit's gone in the bin!
Cash to buy a new raiment -
A nice Harris Tweed jacket!
A winter fuel payment
That's why I'm so happy -
Happy birfday too meeee!!

Congratulations on your retirement, old girl. I hope you have a long, long one!

M.Balarama wrote:

We are about the same age-I am almost 58.. semi-retired live off
retirement stuff and investments...

IOW, stuff you and Shari have earned. This ambitionless putz "nemo" is
scrounging off the welfare state.

good for you--it is nice to retire
with a few bucks

A few bucks earned by taxpayers, not by himself.

and still have your health-it pays to be
vegan/vegetarian

This is one of the most ridiculous things you've ever said. His wealth
-- taken by the State from the working class and given to people in the
beggar class -- has nothing to do with his choice of diet (in fact,
look at his past posts about his health and you'll see his diet isn't
exactly beneficial; he requires medication and prodding from his doctor
to get off his lazy arse). It has to do with his lack of desire to work
for a living or to better himself. You really shouldn't be
congratulating him for that.

....nomo work for nemo...
Michael in Dallas Texas
"nemo" wrote in message
.uk...
I'm sixty today


so no compulsion to look for work anymore and no threat of
losing benefits - so even though all that 'sponger' rubbish was
false, it's
too late to moan now anyway, innit?!!!!

And the lump (ouch!) sum from my Civil Service pension arrived in my
bank account last night dead on time as well.

Happy birfday too meeee.
I'm all happy you seeeee!
No more getting up in the morning -
No more damnéd commuting -
No more maniac bosses -
No more noisy workplaces -
No more damned harmful solvents!**
No more damned signing on!
All those damned days are gohh-on!
Twice the Dole dosh to live on,
Bus and Tube pass to travel on,
The business suit's gone in the bin!
Cash to buy a new raiment -
A nice Harris Tweed jacket!
A winter fuel payment
That's why I'm so happy -
Happy birfday too meeee!!

(**1.1.1. Trichlorethane. Used to clean surplus adhesive off Piezo
crystals
with it)

nemo wrote:

I'm sixty today so no compulsion to look for work anymore and no
threat of losing benefits

Slacker. Wastoid.

Thanks.

It's still sinking in actually. At first I was quite euphoric about it -
especially on my way home from my very last visit to the Job Centre *two
miles* or so away! - but now I'm beginning to forget sometimes and find
myself worrying about doing my own thing when I should be working or staying
up late as if I still have to get up early, but I'm told that'll soon pass.
You can't ditch a lifetime's conditioning overnight.

BTW. That solvent was made illegal in 1997. That's why Tipp-Ex correction
fluid changed its smell and disappointed all the little hooligans who used
to sniff it!

I'd been using the stuff for a good few years by then and, surprise
surprise, the only medical problem I might still have left is a very small
possibility of Myelodysplasia causing enlarged red blood cells and too many
of them. They're still looking into it. I still feel pretty good for my age
though.

The real advantage of being Vegan has been the large amount of knowledge of
nutrition I've gained over the years, and I've also become a pretty good
cook although I say so myself.

So while many of my fellow unemployed poor sods have been living on
unhealthy expensive take-aways and prepared foods, I've been living very
well and very cheaply indeed on the pittance of £57 PW Dole money, sometimes
to the annoyance of the people at the Job Centre when they've asked me how
I've been managing. That's why on twice that much I'll be able to afford the
odd luxury and even save a little each week.

So I'll say it again!

Ohhhh! It's really like being in heaven, to retire in 2007!! D



"M.Balarama" wrote in message
. ..
We are about the same age-I am almost 58.. semi-retired live off
retirement
stuff and investments... good for you--it is nice to retire with a few
bucks
and still have your health-it pays to be vegan/vegetarian....nomo work for
nemo...
Michael in Dallas Texas
"nemo" wrote in message
.uk...
I'm sixty today


so no compulsion to look for work anymore and no threat of
losing benefits - so even though all that 'sponger' rubbish was false,
it's
too late to moan now anyway, innit?!!!!

And the lump (ouch!) sum from my Civil Service pension arrived in my
bank
account last night dead on time as well.

Happy birfday too meeee.
I'm all happy you seeeee!
No more getting up in the morning -
No more damnéd commuting -
No more maniac bosses -
No more noisy workplaces -
No more damned harmful solvents!**
No more damned signing on!
All those damned days are gohh-on!
Twice the Dole dosh to live on,
Bus and Tube pass to travel on,
The business suit's gone in the bin!
Cash to buy a new raiment -
A nice Harris Tweed jacket!
A winter fuel payment
That's why I'm so happy -
Happy birfday too meeee!!

(**1.1.1. Trichlorethane. Used to clean surplus adhesive off Piezo
crystals
with it)

"chico" wrote in message
...
M.Balarama wrote:

We are about the same age-I am almost 58.. semi-retired live off
retirement stuff and investments...

IOW, stuff you and Shari have earned. This ambitionless putz "nemo" is
scrounging off the welfare state.

Isle Of Wight???

And how do you know, du kleiner dreckicher momser?? Just because I gloat a
little bit?

Go and stick your damned troll head up a dead bears bum! D

I've done nothing at all illegal and I've never accepted anything I was not
entitled to. What's the point of a Welfare State is everyone who finds
themselves requiring assistance from it automatically gets slagged off as a
scrounger?

I've done everything required of me by Law and more to try to find work and
retain my entitlement to Benefit and actually did find a couple of bits of
work - assembling audio cables in a sweatshop for a few weeks and three
weeks as a casual sorter fro Royal Mail at Mount Pleasant (which wasn't!)
two Christmases ago. Damned hard work but enjoyable, and pretty well paid.

Unfortunately there were no permanent vacancies going and the working
environment was atrocious.

I've been on numerous training courses including two admin courses for posts
at Great Ormond Street Hospital - about the best place in the world anyone
could want to work in, registered with eight agencies, most of which
specialised in jobs in the charity sector, been on several other intensive
recruitment drives, lost count of all teh applications I've put in, and in
spite of all that, all my efforts fell on stony ground.

There are these things called ageism and bad luck you see.

So OK. After misfortune like that, now that things are getting better I've
been gloating a bit. Why not? It's been a long time and I'm entitled!!

good for you--it is nice to retire
with a few bucks

A few bucks earned by taxpayers, not by himself.

Here again with the inaccurate sour grapes. (I'll teach im to call me a
putz! ;o) During my working career * I * was one of those taxpayers and it's
the money I paid in over all those years of damned hard work that I'm
collecting on now. That's what it's there for. Why do so many people find it
difficult to grasp this oh- so simple concept?

You'll be begrudging me my occupational pension too next. It was paid in for
in a more formal way than my taxes were to finance what benefits I might
need but it's still money put away for me to collect whe required - for my
retirement, and over the 25 or so years it's been in there, it's grown
enormously!

And when I first started work, taxes National Insurance deductions came to
over 1/3rd of your wages!!

and still have your health-it pays to be
vegan/vegetarian

This is one of the most ridiculous things you've ever said.

Oh no it isn't! Spin on it, dick head!

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His wealth
-- taken by the State from the working class and given to people in the
beggar class -- has nothing to do with his choice of diet (in fact,
look at his past posts about his health and you'll see his diet isn't
exactly beneficial; he requires medication and prodding from his doctor
to get off his lazy arse).

I didn't choose my diet for my health's sake. I was just sickened by the way
animals were treated and I wanted as little responsibility for it as
possible. The health aspects are just a useful by-product.

And my arse isn't lazy. It's just as energetic as the rest of me - otherwise
my legs wouldn't work! And even the middle one still works very well for my
age - especially after some peanuts or a curry with a good bit of Asafoetida
in it!

And before you're tempted to do the obvious insulting hand-gesture - you're
wrong. I use an appliance!! ;o)

It has to do with his lack of desire to work
for a living or to better himself.

No need to better myself. I'm good enough already!

You really shouldn't be
congratulating him for that.

Leave him alone already! If to congratulate me he wants he's perfectly
welcome. Each of his words of encouragement is worth a million of your
bigoted fascist rubbish whinges and whines!

In fact: I think you are Margaret Thatcher AICMFP! Except she'd want to tax
me on it!

Must be terrible to be as ill-informed, bitter and jealous as that - or if
it's all an act, to be such a nasty little mischief-maker! Does your mame
know that you're winding up your betters online like this? Nu-nu cheeks
you'll get!

snip

Him: OWWWWWWWWWWW-WOWW-WOWWWW!!!!!!

Rabbi Tuckman: Put a little ice on it. It'll be OK!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107977/

We'll get a political diatribe on the principles of robbing the rich to give
to the poor now. You watch!

Actually, Robbin' Hood stole from everyone including the poor - and kept it,
just like your average Crapitalist nowadays!

Nemo.
Ohhhh! It's really like being in heaven, to retire in 2007!!
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So there!

And absolutely nothing's going to change that!