Three bad guys approach the hero who is drinking from a metal cup.

"What are you going to do, kill us with a soup cup?" says one bad guy.

The hero replies, "No, a tea cup."

"What?" asks the bad guy.

"I'm going to kill you with a tea cup."

The hero finishes his tea and places the upended cup on a rock. One bad guy
rushes him and the hero grabs the cup and kills him. Everyone looks at the
bad guy, dead on the ground.

The other bad guys think about rushing the hero. The hero places a metal can
opening key on the same rock, in the same spot. The remaining bad guys look
at it and leave.

"Death by tea cup. Damn, why didn't I think of that?" says the hero's
sister.

----- From "The Chronicles of Riddick"




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