Recently seen job advertisement:

Local chain needs a P/T sandwich maker who has trouble hearing and/or
remembering customers' questions.

If they ask for "no salt," ignore their first attempt and ask them 30
seconds later, "did you want salt on that?"

If, at the beginning of sandwich preparation, they say "to go,
please," make sure to ask them again after you've made the sandwich;
"Is that for here or to go?" The customer must never ask questions out
of sequence lest they be forgotten.

If they request "everything on it," be sure to walk through the entire
list of ingredients, making sure to ask them at least twice about each
item. "Everything" never really means everything since most customers
don't know what they want, even if they've been ordering the same
sandwich for months. Make them ALL suffer because of those picky
eaters who forget (with cash pulled out) that they didn't want
mustard.

Those are the basic requirements for a sandwich maker. People with
photographic memories need not apply.

Being a hottie is a plus because sandwiches always seem to taste
better when made by good looking women. Also, the customer may get so
distracted by your shape that he won't notice your incredibly short
attention span.

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