So I went to give Ol'Whiskerface some Heinz Hamburger Dill
Chips with his lunch (I have yet to make the perfect dill
pickle). I check out the taste - it's okay, not quite dilly,
not quite something else. I expected the cukes, the vinegar,
even the alum, the sodium something or other as a
perservative (?) and garlic flavored powder. What I didn't
know was these have no dill. That's right dill pickles with
no dill. Then I checked the front again - aha! "Hamburger
Chips with a tart dill *taste*" How could they? It's
monstrous, I'm outraged. Dill flavored pickles indeed. Bah
Humbug.
Edrena, fuming

"The Joneses" wrote in message
...
So I went to give Ol'Whiskerface some Heinz Hamburger Dill
Chips with his lunch (I have yet to make the perfect dill
pickle). I check out the taste - it's okay, not quite dilly,
not quite something else. I expected the cukes, the vinegar,
even the alum, the sodium something or other as a
perservative (?) and garlic flavored powder. What I didn't
know was these have no dill. That's right dill pickles with
no dill. Then I checked the front again - aha! "Hamburger
Chips with a tart dill *taste*" How could they? It's
monstrous, I'm outraged. Dill flavored pickles indeed. Bah
Humbug.
Edrena, fuming

Say Hey !!

Next time check the label before your purchase !!

pickle wrote:

"The Joneses" wrote in message
...
So I went to give Ol'Whiskerface some Heinz Hamburger Dill
Chips with his lunch (I have yet to make the perfect dill
pickle). I check out the taste - it's okay, not quite dilly,
not quite something else. I expected the cukes, the vinegar,
even the alum, the sodium something or other as a
perservative (?) and garlic flavored powder. What I didn't
know was these have no dill. That's right dill pickles with
no dill. Then I checked the front again - aha! "Hamburger
Chips with a tart dill *taste*" How could they? It's
monstrous, I'm outraged. Dill flavored pickles indeed. Bah
Humbug.
Edrena, fuming

Say Hey !!

Next time check the label before your purchase !!

Who knew? I'm still on the search for a dill pickle recipe that
spins my crank. The last one I tried Favorite Quick Dill tasted
like kosher style pickles, but not quite good enuf. They were
not fermented pickles. And we like nice dilly, garlicy pickles.
My fermented pickles looked nice, but smelled like fermented
sweat socks.
Edrena, on a Quest...

The Joneses wrote:

So I went to give Ol'Whiskerface some Heinz Hamburger Dill
Chips with his lunch (I have yet to make the perfect dill
pickle). I check out the taste - it's okay, not quite dilly,
not quite something else. I expected the cukes, the vinegar,
even the alum, the sodium something or other as a
perservative (?) and garlic flavored powder. What I didn't
know was these have no dill. That's right dill pickles with
no dill. Then I checked the front again - aha! "Hamburger
Chips with a tart dill *taste*" How could they? It's
monstrous, I'm outraged. Dill flavored pickles indeed. Bah
Humbug.
Edrena, fuming


Just like the Heinz cider vinegar is cider "flavored." Boy was I
angry the first time I ended up with a jar of that stuff. Now I look
very carefully at labels.

--
Susan N.

There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who do not.

The Joneses wrote:
pickle wrote:


"The Joneses" wrote in message
...

So I went to give Ol'Whiskerface some Heinz Hamburger Dill
Chips with his lunch (I have yet to make the perfect dill
pickle). I check out the taste - it's okay, not quite dilly,
not quite something else. I expected the cukes, the vinegar,
even the alum, the sodium something or other as a
perservative (?) and garlic flavored powder. What I didn't
know was these have no dill. That's right dill pickles with
no dill. Then I checked the front again - aha! "Hamburger
Chips with a tart dill *taste*" How could they? It's
monstrous, I'm outraged. Dill flavored pickles indeed. Bah
Humbug.
Edrena, fuming


Say Hey !!

Next time check the label before your purchase !!


Who knew? I'm still on the search for a dill pickle recipe that
spins my crank. The last one I tried Favorite Quick Dill tasted
like kosher style pickles, but not quite good enuf. They were
not fermented pickles. And we like nice dilly, garlicy pickles.
My fermented pickles looked nice, but smelled like fermented
sweat socks.
Edrena, on a Quest...




Were you there when Old Whiskers washed his socks in the pickle vat? VBG

George

The Cook wrote:

The Joneses wrote:

So I went to give Ol'Whiskerface some Heinz Hamburger Dill
Chips with his lunch (I have yet to make the perfect dill
pickle). I check out the taste - it's okay, not quite dilly,
not quite something else. I expected the cukes, the vinegar,
even the alum, the sodium something or other as a
perservative (?) and garlic flavored powder. What I didn't
know was these have no dill. That's right dill pickles with
no dill. Then I checked the front again - aha! "Hamburger
Chips with a tart dill *taste*" How could they? It's
monstrous, I'm outraged. Dill flavored pickles indeed. Bah
Humbug.
Edrena, fuming

Just like the Heinz cider vinegar is cider "flavored." Boy was I
angry the first time I ended up with a jar of that stuff. Now I look
very carefully at labels.

Yah - it's been years since I *bought* jam, but I recently saw some
"strawberry flavored spread." Egad, yucksville.
And Ol'Whiskerface doesn't wash clothes, he's allergic or something.
He's got magical dresser drawers, always fulla clean clothes.
Edrena

The Joneses wrote:
The Cook wrote:


The Joneses wrote:


So I went to give Ol'Whiskerface some Heinz Hamburger Dill
Chips with his lunch (I have yet to make the perfect dill
pickle). I check out the taste - it's okay, not quite dilly,
not quite something else. I expected the cukes, the vinegar,
even the alum, the sodium something or other as a
perservative (?) and garlic flavored powder. What I didn't
know was these have no dill. That's right dill pickles with
no dill. Then I checked the front again - aha! "Hamburger
Chips with a tart dill *taste*" How could they? It's
monstrous, I'm outraged. Dill flavored pickles indeed. Bah
Humbug.
Edrena, fuming

Just like the Heinz cider vinegar is cider "flavored." Boy was I
angry the first time I ended up with a jar of that stuff. Now I look
very carefully at labels.


Yah - it's been years since I *bought* jam, but I recently saw some
"strawberry flavored spread." Egad, yucksville.
And Ol'Whiskerface doesn't wash clothes, he's allergic or something.
He's got magical dresser drawers, always fulla clean clothes.
Edrena


Could you teach my wife the secret of the magical dresser drawers? I
just washed a drawer full of drawers this morning as I was out and she
wasn't ready to wash and doesn't like for me to wash. Long story so I
won't tell it but I'm actually a better housekeeper than she is, lots of
years in the military do that to you.

George

George Shirley wrote:

The Joneses wrote:
The Cook wrote:


The Joneses wrote:


So I went to give Ol'Whiskerface some Heinz Hamburger Dill
Chips with his lunch (I have yet to make the perfect dill
pickle). I check out the taste - it's okay, not quite dilly,
not quite something else. I expected the cukes, the vinegar,
even the alum, the sodium something or other as a
perservative (?) and garlic flavored powder. What I didn't
know was these have no dill. That's right dill pickles with
no dill. Then I checked the front again - aha! "Hamburger
Chips with a tart dill *taste*" How could they? It's
monstrous, I'm outraged. Dill flavored pickles indeed. Bah
Humbug.
Edrena, fuming

Just like the Heinz cider vinegar is cider "flavored." Boy was I
angry the first time I ended up with a jar of that stuff. Now I look
very carefully at labels.


Yah - it's been years since I *bought* jam, but I recently saw some
"strawberry flavored spread." Egad, yucksville.
And Ol'Whiskerface doesn't wash clothes, he's allergic or something.
He's got magical dresser drawers, always fulla clean clothes.
Edrena


Could you teach my wife the secret of the magical dresser drawers? I
just washed a drawer full of drawers this morning as I was out and she
wasn't ready to wash and doesn't like for me to wash. Long story so I
won't tell it but I'm actually a better housekeeper than she is, lots of
years in the military do that to you.

George

Yeah, then you raise kids that won't keep their rooms clean. Can't be
a genetic thing fer sure. He'd wash if I wanted him to, but I just got
more practice or something. As for the magic, its a simple spell having
to do with soap, timers and old Star Trek reruns.
Edrena, lost in space.

The Joneses wrote:
George Shirley wrote:


The Joneses wrote:

The Cook wrote:



The Joneses wrote:



So I went to give Ol'Whiskerface some Heinz Hamburger Dill
Chips with his lunch (I have yet to make the perfect dill
pickle). I check out the taste - it's okay, not quite dilly,
not quite something else. I expected the cukes, the vinegar,
even the alum, the sodium something or other as a
perservative (?) and garlic flavored powder. What I didn't
know was these have no dill. That's right dill pickles with
no dill. Then I checked the front again - aha! "Hamburger
Chips with a tart dill *taste*" How could they? It's
monstrous, I'm outraged. Dill flavored pickles indeed. Bah
Humbug.
Edrena, fuming

Just like the Heinz cider vinegar is cider "flavored." Boy was I
angry the first time I ended up with a jar of that stuff. Now I look
very carefully at labels.


Yah - it's been years since I *bought* jam, but I recently saw some
"strawberry flavored spread." Egad, yucksville.
And Ol'Whiskerface doesn't wash clothes, he's allergic or something.
He's got magical dresser drawers, always fulla clean clothes.
Edrena



Could you teach my wife the secret of the magical dresser drawers? I
just washed a drawer full of drawers this morning as I was out and she
wasn't ready to wash and doesn't like for me to wash. Long story so I
won't tell it but I'm actually a better housekeeper than she is, lots of
years in the military do that to you.

George


Yeah, then you raise kids that won't keep their rooms clean. Can't be
a genetic thing fer sure. He'd wash if I wanted him to, but I just got
more practice or something. As for the magic, its a simple spell having
to do with soap, timers and old Star Trek reruns.
Edrena, lost in space.



Egad, another Trekkie, I think I may be in love, again. The Madam has a
number of magic spells, most of which make my knees weak but none on
housekeeping. I reckon I might should keep her, we've been together 46
years now and married 43 of them, so you can see clearly that she has
the magic.

George, just up from a power nap

George Shirley wrote:

The Joneses wrote:
George Shirley wrote:


The Joneses wrote:

The Cook wrote:



The Joneses wrote:



So I went to give Ol'Whiskerface some Heinz Hamburger Dill
Chips with his lunch (I have yet to make the perfect dill
pickle). I check out the taste - it's okay, not quite dilly,
not quite something else. I expected the cukes, the vinegar,
even the alum, the sodium something or other as a
perservative (?) and garlic flavored powder. What I didn't
know was these have no dill. That's right dill pickles with
no dill. Then I checked the front again - aha! "Hamburger
Chips with a tart dill *taste*" How could they? It's
monstrous, I'm outraged. Dill flavored pickles indeed. Bah
Humbug.
Edrena, fuming

Just like the Heinz cider vinegar is cider "flavored." Boy was I
angry the first time I ended up with a jar of that stuff. Now I look
very carefully at labels.


Yah - it's been years since I *bought* jam, but I recently saw some
"strawberry flavored spread." Egad, yucksville.
And Ol'Whiskerface doesn't wash clothes, he's allergic or something.
He's got magical dresser drawers, always fulla clean clothes.
Edrena



Could you teach my wife the secret of the magical dresser drawers? I
just washed a drawer full of drawers this morning as I was out and she
wasn't ready to wash and doesn't like for me to wash. Long story so I
won't tell it but I'm actually a better housekeeper than she is, lots of
years in the military do that to you.

George


Yeah, then you raise kids that won't keep their rooms clean. Can't be
a genetic thing fer sure. He'd wash if I wanted him to, but I just got
more practice or something. As for the magic, its a simple spell having
to do with soap, timers and old Star Trek reruns.
Edrena, lost in space.



Egad, another Trekkie, I think I may be in love, again. The Madam has a
number of magic spells, most of which make my knees weak but none on
housekeeping. I reckon I might should keep her, we've been together 46
years now and married 43 of them, so you can see clearly that she has
the magic.

George, just up from a power nap

You ol' softy.
Edrena

The Joneses wrote:

George Shirley wrote:

The Joneses wrote:
The Cook wrote:


The Joneses wrote:


So I went to give Ol'Whiskerface some Heinz Hamburger Dill
Chips with his lunch (I have yet to make the perfect dill
pickle). I check out the taste - it's okay, not quite dilly,
not quite something else. I expected the cukes, the vinegar,
even the alum, the sodium something or other as a
perservative (?) and garlic flavored powder. What I didn't
know was these have no dill. That's right dill pickles with
no dill. Then I checked the front again - aha! "Hamburger
Chips with a tart dill *taste*" How could they? It's
monstrous, I'm outraged. Dill flavored pickles indeed. Bah
Humbug.
Edrena, fuming

Just like the Heinz cider vinegar is cider "flavored." Boy was I
angry the first time I ended up with a jar of that stuff. Now I look
very carefully at labels.


Yah - it's been years since I *bought* jam, but I recently saw some
"strawberry flavored spread." Egad, yucksville.
And Ol'Whiskerface doesn't wash clothes, he's allergic or something.
He's got magical dresser drawers, always fulla clean clothes.
Edrena


Could you teach my wife the secret of the magical dresser drawers? I
just washed a drawer full of drawers this morning as I was out and she
wasn't ready to wash and doesn't like for me to wash. Long story so I
won't tell it but I'm actually a better housekeeper than she is, lots of
years in the military do that to you.

George

Yeah, then you raise kids that won't keep their rooms clean. Can't be
a genetic thing fer sure. He'd wash if I wanted him to, but I just got
more practice or something. As for the magic, its a simple spell having
to do with soap, timers and old Star Trek reruns.
Edrena, lost in space.



Didn't we have this conversation a year or two ago? :-)