How about using a tennis racket, restrung with piano wire? (that might
be kind of fun, actually) HTH ;-)

Bob

On Oct 24, 7:19?pm, zxcvbob wrote:
How about using a tennis racket, restrung with piano wire? (that might
be kind of fun, actually) HTH ;-)

You'll need a quick backhand so you can whack them twice or you'll
have shoestring tomatoes

Sheldon wrote:
On Oct 24, 7:19?pm, zxcvbob wrote:
How about using a tennis racket, restrung with piano wire? (that might
be kind of fun, actually) HTH ;-)

You'll need a quick backhand so you can whack them twice or you'll
have shoestring tomatoes



OK, it might not work very well, but you gotta admit it was a great visual.

Bob

"Thwack (splat)"

On Oct 24, 6:19 pm, zxcvbob wrote:
How about using a tennis racket, restrung with piano wire? (that might
be kind of fun, actually) HTH ;-)

Bob


Hire 55 people. Give each one a knife and 10 tomatoes ....

wrote:
On Oct 24, 6:19 pm, zxcvbob wrote:
How about using a tennis racket, restrung with piano wire? (that might
be kind of fun, actually) HTH ;-)

Bob


Hire 55 people. Give each one a knife and 10 tomatoes ....



Math check!

In article , says...
wrote:
On Oct 24, 6:19 pm, zxcvbob wrote:
How about using a tennis racket, restrung with piano wire? (that might
be kind of fun, actually) HTH ;-)

Bob


Hire 55 people. Give each one a knife and 10 tomatoes ....



Math check!


50 people, 10 tomatoes. Someone failed algebra!

x*10=500, solve for x.

cybercat wrote:
Not my grandmother. She would have lit a cigarette, reapplied her lipstick,
and said, "What fresh hell is this?"



Mine too. Minus the cigarette and lipstick.

--
-Gina in Italy

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zxcvbob wrote:
How about using a tennis racket, restrung with piano wire? (that might
be kind of fun, actually) HTH ;-)

Bob

1 second burst in a food processor? In many batches


NT

On Nov 3, 7:38 am, wrote:
In today's kitchen,...the first thing we think of is....... what
gadget can I buy to do this job. The gadget probably is already in
your kitchen.

What would your Grandmother have done....yep...grab a sharp knife and
get going withough complaint. She probably would be thrilled to HAVE
five hundred tomatoes.

cybercat wrote:
wrote in message
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On Nov 3, 7:38 am, wrote:
In today's kitchen,...the first thing we think of is....... what
gadget can I buy to do this job. The gadget probably is already in
your kitchen.

What would your Grandmother have done....yep...grab a sharp knife and
get going withough complaint. She probably would be thrilled to HAVE
five hundred tomatoes.


Not my grandmother. She would have lit a cigarette, reapplied her
lipstick, and said, "What fresh hell is this?"

LOL

Oh pshaw, on Sat 03 Nov 2007 06:43:18a, cybercat meant to say...


"Ophelia" wrote in message
...
cybercat wrote:
wrote in message
ups.com...
On Nov 3, 7:38 am, wrote:
In today's kitchen,...the first thing we think of is....... what
gadget can I buy to do this job. The gadget probably is already in
your kitchen.

What would your Grandmother have done....yep...grab a sharp knife and
get going withough complaint. She probably would be thrilled to HAVE
five hundred tomatoes.


Not my grandmother. She would have lit a cigarette, reapplied her
lipstick, and said, "What fresh hell is this?"

LOL

That is a Dorothy Parker line, as you may know. I should have given an
attribution.




A great line, nevertheless.

--
Wayne Boatwright

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__________________________________________________ ____________

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

cybercat wrote:
"Ophelia" wrote in message
...
cybercat wrote:
wrote in message
ups.com...
On Nov 3, 7:38 am, wrote:
In today's kitchen,...the first thing we think of is....... what
gadget can I buy to do this job. The gadget probably is already in
your kitchen.

What would your Grandmother have done....yep...grab a sharp knife
and get going withough complaint. She probably would be thrilled
to HAVE five hundred tomatoes.


Not my grandmother. She would have lit a cigarette, reapplied her
lipstick, and said, "What fresh hell is this?"

LOL

That is a Dorothy Parker line, as you may know. I should have
given an attribution.

I know but It was still funny

wrote in message
ups.com...
On Nov 3, 7:38 am, wrote:
In today's kitchen,...the first thing we think of is....... what
gadget can I buy to do this job. The gadget probably is already in
your kitchen.

What would your Grandmother have done....yep...grab a sharp knife and
get going withough complaint. She probably would be thrilled to HAVE
five hundred tomatoes.


Not my grandmother. She would have lit a cigarette, reapplied her lipstick,
and said, "What fresh hell is this?"

"Ophelia" wrote in message
...
cybercat wrote:
wrote in message
ups.com...
On Nov 3, 7:38 am, wrote:
In today's kitchen,...the first thing we think of is....... what
gadget can I buy to do this job. The gadget probably is already in
your kitchen.

What would your Grandmother have done....yep...grab a sharp knife and
get going withough complaint. She probably would be thrilled to HAVE
five hundred tomatoes.


Not my grandmother. She would have lit a cigarette, reapplied her
lipstick, and said, "What fresh hell is this?"

LOL

That is a Dorothy Parker line, as you may know. I should have given an
attribution.

wrote:
On Nov 3, 7:38 am, wrote:

In today's kitchen,...the first thing we think of is....... what
gadget can I buy to do this job. The gadget probably is already in
your kitchen.

What would your Grandmother have done....yep...grab a sharp knife and
get going withough complaint. She probably would be thrilled to HAVE
five hundred tomatoes.

At times like this I would very quickly ask myself: do they really
have to be diced?


NT