two people and a ham. Attributed to (but not stolen from) Dorothy
Parker. Derivatively attribted to a Trader Joe radio ad (about a ham).
No stolen pictures or recipes.

On 4 Apr 2006 15:58:42 -0700, "KevinS"
wrote:

two people and a ham. Attributed to (but not stolen from) Dorothy
Parker. Derivatively attribted to a Trader Joe radio ad (about a ham).
No stolen pictures or recipes.

The very least you could have done was to post a stolen picture of a
ham. Sheesh!

ObRecipe:

* Exported from MasterCook *

Honey Glazed Ham

Recipe By :Los Angeles Times
Serving Size : 8 Preparation Time :0:00
Categories :

Amount Measure Ingredient -- Preparation Method
-------- ------------ --------------------------------
---Glaze---
1 cup honey
1 cup packed brown sugar
2 2/3 tablespoons cider vinegar
1 teaspoon ground nutmeg
1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1 teaspoon ground cloves
---Ham---
6 pounds cooked ham, bone-in -- OR...
4 pounds cooked ham, boneless

Combine honey, brown sugar, vinegar, nutmeg, cinnamon and cloves.

Bake bone-in ham at 350 degrees F 1 hour to heat through basting with
honey sauce occasionally. Place in broiler to glaze top.

To cook boneless ham, slice halfway through at 1/4-inch intervals,
then tie with string. Place in roasting pan. Heat honey sauce and pour
over ham to marinate 24 hours before baking. then bake at 350 degrees
F 1 hour or until heated through. Glaze top under broiler, if desired.
Source:
"http://www.latimes.com/"
Copyright:
"November 19, 1989"
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Per Serving (excluding unknown items): 236 Calories; trace Fat (0.6%
calories from fat); trace Protein; 63g Carbohydrate; trace Dietary
Fiber; 0mg Cholesterol; 13mg Sodium. Exchanges: 0 Grain(Starch); 0
Fat; 4 Other Carbohydrates.

NOTES : "The glaze recipe has been cut in half - it makes a huge
amount otherwise." ~Damsel~
--

Some people are like Slinkies... they don't really have a purpose but
they bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

Stolen from "traid" on the IRC

Damsel in dis Dress wrote on April 4, 2006:

two people and a ham. Attributed to (but not stolen from) Dorothy
Parker. Derivatively attribted to a Trader Joe radio ad (about a ham).
No stolen pictures or recipes.

The very least you could have done was to post a stolen picture of a
ham. Sheesh!

Something got snipped here.

I'd have to steal a camera.

Thanks for the recipe!

"Damsel in dis Dress" wrote

On 4 Apr 2006 15:58:42 -0700, "KevinS"
wrote:

two people and a ham. Attributed to (but not stolen from) Dorothy
Parker. Derivatively attribted to a Trader Joe radio ad (about a ham).
No stolen pictures or recipes.

The very least you could have done was to post a stolen picture of a
ham. Sheesh!

Kevin's just not trying hard enough. Tsk.

Forever and a ham, I get my 'free' ham this week. I'm going to
try to actually finish this one.

nancy

On Tue, 04 Apr 2006 18:00:04 -0500, Damsel in dis Dress wrote:

On 4 Apr 2006 15:58:42 -0700, "KevinS"
wrote:

two people and a ham. Attributed to (but not stolen from) Dorothy
Parker. Derivatively attribted to a Trader Joe radio ad (about a ham).
No stolen pictures or recipes.

The very least you could have done was to post a stolen picture of a
ham. Sheesh!

Here ya go...
http://www.wisconsinmade.com/wiscmad...ucts/1316l.jpg
http://www.theotherwhitemeat.com/ima...hRes/557HR.jpg
http://www.honey.com/recipes/..%5Cim...5Cmain/ham.jpg


--

Practice safe eating. Always use condiments.

In article .com,
"KevinS" wrote:

two people and a ham. Attributed to (but not stolen from) Dorothy
Parker. Derivatively attribted to a Trader Joe radio ad (about a ham).
No stolen pictures or recipes.

Hey! I'VE said that for years -- and years -- and years -- before I
ever heard of Dorothy Parker! You can look it up!
--
-Barb
http://jamlady.eboard.com Updated 4-2-06, Church review #11

"If it's not worth doing to excess, it's not worth doing at all."

Melba's Jammin' wrote on 4/4/2006:

Hey! I'VE said that for years -- and years -- and years -- before I
ever heard of Dorothy Parker! You can look it up!

SO, she stole it from you? I ain't lookin' nothin' up on that icky
google thing.

Is there NOTHING??!! NOTHING??!! that you didn't get to first?
AND you're also implying that in that Mi state (too many n's, s's and
such)
that you've actually heard of Dorothy Parker? I hardly think so.

I'm drumming my fingertips impatently on the countertop.

sf wrote on 4/4/2006:

Here ya go...
http://www.wisconsinmade.com/wiscmad...ucts/1316l.jpg
http://www.theotherwhitemeat.com/ima...hRes/557HR.jpg
http://www.honey.com/recipes/..%5Cim...5Cmain/ham.jpg

These are stolen? This could be a very serious matter.

On Tue 04 Apr 2006 06:33:05p, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it KevinS?


Melba's Jammin' wrote on 4/4/2006:

Hey! I'VE said that for years -- and years -- and years -- before I
ever heard of Dorothy Parker! You can look it up!

SO, she stole it from you? I ain't lookin' nothin' up on that icky
google thing.

Is there NOTHING??!! NOTHING??!! that you didn't get to first?
AND you're also implying that in that Mi state (too many n's, s's and
such)
that you've actually heard of Dorothy Parker? I hardly think so.

I'm drumming my fingertips impatently on the countertop.


GUFFAW !!!

--
Wayne Boatwright @¿@¬
_____________________

On 4 Apr 2006 18:35:17 -0700, KevinS wrote:


sf wrote on 4/4/2006:

Here ya go...
http://www.wisconsinmade.com/wiscmad...ucts/1316l.jpg
http://www.theotherwhitemeat.com/ima...hRes/557HR.jpg
http://www.honey.com/recipes/..%5Cim...5Cmain/ham.jpg

These are stolen? This could be a very serious matter.

Yep, right off google images. I confessed, so now you can throw the
book at me.
--

Practice safe eating. Always use condiments.

In article .com,
"KevinS" wrote:

Melba's Jammin' wrote on 4/4/2006:

Hey! I'VE said that for years -- and years -- and years -- before I
ever heard of Dorothy Parker! You can look it up!

SO, she stole it from you? I ain't lookin' nothin' up on that icky
google thing.

Is there NOTHING??!! NOTHING??!! that you didn't get to first?

Y'know when you put it that way, Kev, there ISN'T much I didn't do
first. I'm thinking of a couple hobby-type things that I was doing long
before they were the rage (now faded, I think, BTW). Not that
scrapbooking stuff, though. Uh-uh. That's Beck's domain.


AND you're also implying that in that Mi state (too many n's, s's and
such) that you've actually heard of Dorothy Parker? I hardly think
so.

Acksherly, one of my two favorite poyems is by Dot Parker:

Indian Summer

In youth it was the way I had
To do my best to please
To change with every passing lad
To suit his theories

But now I know the things I know
And do the things I do
And if you do not like it so
To hell, my love, with you.

The other poyem is by Ogden Nash, "Tableau at Twilight."

I'm drumming my fingertips impatently on the countertop.

Gene Krupa you ain't, Bucko. "-)
--
-Barb
http://jamlady.eboard.com Updated 4-2-06, Church review #11

"If it's not worth doing to excess, it's not worth doing at all."

Wayne Boatwright wrote on 4/4/2006:

GUFFAW

Actually, after I posted the original message, I thought about the word
"eternity" and how that might be associated with another poster.

On Tue 04 Apr 2006 08:42:14p, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it KevinS?


Wayne Boatwright wrote on 4/4/2006:

GUFFAW

Actually, after I posted the original message, I thought about the word
"eternity" and how that might be associated with another poster.

Or two...

--
Wayne Boatwright @¿@¬
_____________________

On Tue, 04 Apr 2006 22:39:28 -0500, Melba's Jammin'
wrote:

Indian Summer

In youth it was the way I had
To do my best to please
To change with every passing lad
To suit his theories

But now I know the things I know
And do the things I do
And if you do not like it so
To hell, my love, with you.

Oooh, I love it!

Christine

Wayne Boatwright wrote on 4/4/2006:

Actually, after I posted the original message, I thought about the word
"eternity" and how that might be associated with another poster.

Or two...

Good one!