"Wayne Boatwright" wayneboatwright_at_gmail.com wrote in message
28.19...
Listening to the car radio on the way home from work, I couldn't help
notice
the endless superlatives showered on the menu items of a local restaurant.
The last two descriptions kept me laughing the rest of the way home...

"We have a *killer* wine list and desserts *to die for*."

I wanted to call and ask if they ever expected repeat business. :-)

Reminds me of what my father used to always say when we'd drive by a
cemetary:

"People are just dieing to get in there."

LOL, thanks for the laugh, Wayne.

Elisa

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Wayne Boatwright @¿@¬
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Listening to the car radio on the way home from work, I couldn't help notice
the endless superlatives showered on the menu items of a local restaurant.
The last two descriptions kept me laughing the rest of the way home...

"We have a *killer* wine list and desserts *to die for*."

I wanted to call and ask if they ever expected repeat business. :-)

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Wayne Boatwright @¿@¬
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On Mon 27 Mar 2006 06:52:29p, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it Elisa?


"Wayne Boatwright" wayneboatwright_at_gmail.com wrote in message
28.19...
Listening to the car radio on the way home from work, I couldn't help
notice the endless superlatives showered on the menu items of a local
restaurant. The last two descriptions kept me laughing the rest of the
way home...

"We have a *killer* wine list and desserts *to die for*."

I wanted to call and ask if they ever expected repeat business. :-)

Reminds me of what my father used to always say when we'd drive by a
cemetary:

"People are just dieing to get in there."

LOL, thanks for the laugh, Wayne.

Heh! My dad used to say the same thing. :-)



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Wayne Boatwright @¿@¬
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In article 9,
Wayne Boatwright wayneboatwright_at_gmail.com wrote:

Listening to the car radio on the way home from work, I couldn't help notice
the endless superlatives showered on the menu items of a local restaurant.
The last two descriptions kept me laughing the rest of the way home...

"We have a *killer* wine list and desserts *to die for*."

I wanted to call and ask if they ever expected repeat business. :-)

The church camp we go to every summer has really good food (I should
know, my wife is one of the cooks). They advertise "desserts to live
for".

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Dan Abel

Petaluma, California, USA

On Mon 27 Mar 2006 10:05:01p, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it Dan Abel?

In article 9,
Wayne Boatwright wayneboatwright_at_gmail.com wrote:

Listening to the car radio on the way home from work, I couldn't help
notice the endless superlatives showered on the menu items of a local
restaurant. The last two descriptions kept me laughing the rest of the
way home...

"We have a *killer* wine list and desserts *to die for*."

I wanted to call and ask if they ever expected repeat business. :-)

The church camp we go to every summer has really good food (I should
know, my wife is one of the cooks). They advertise "desserts to live
for".


And I bet they have repeat business. :-)

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Wayne Boatwright @¿@¬
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Wayne Boatwright wrote:
Listening to the car radio on the way home from work, I couldn't help notice
the endless superlatives showered on the menu items of a local restaurant.
The last two descriptions kept me laughing the rest of the way home...

"We have a *killer* wine list and desserts *to die for*."

I wanted to call and ask if they ever expected repeat business. :-)

--
Wayne Boatwright @¿@¬


and the name of the place is.....Dead Spread!

maxine in ri

On Tue 28 Mar 2006 07:39:37a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it maxine in
ri?


Wayne Boatwright wrote:
Listening to the car radio on the way home from work, I couldn't help
not ice the endless superlatives showered on the menu items of a local
restaurant. The last two descriptions kept me laughing the rest of the
way home...

"We have a *killer* wine list and desserts *to die for*."

I wanted to call and ask if they ever expected repeat business. :-)

--
Wayne Boatwright @¿@¬


and the name of the place is.....Dead Spread!

ROTFLMAO! Perfect!

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Wayne Boatwright Õ¿Õ¬
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Okay, okay, I take it back! UnScrew you!