LMac wrote:
Al wrote:
This group ... sci.med.cardiology is getting filled with little more
than Chung's religious crap. Ignoring him, belittling him, screaming,
kicking, and insulting him do nothing to stop his obnoxious off topic
posts. Does anyone have a realistic suggestion as to how to get his
psycho ass out of here?

I tried praying, it didn't work.

Hi Al,

That's what message filtering is for. If you use Thunderbird, it's on
the Tools menu. For O.E. ToolsMessage Rules.
It will take a couple of 'fine tuning' sessions to completely erase
him/her from your life. Then, enjoy bliss.

If the LORD realizes the possibility of a global earthquake on 03/29/06
per HIS infinite will, there will be neither bliss nor joy for those
who are of this world but only much sorrow and tribulation.

You will be in my prayers, dear neighbor whom I love, in Jesus' most
precious and holy name.

May GOD continue to draw you closer to HIM.

Will be available to "glow" and chat about this and other things like
cardiology, diabetes, Bird Flu, the 2006 global earthquake advisory,
cooking and nutrition that interest those following this thread here
during the next on-line chat (03/23/06) from 6 to 7 pm EST:

http://tinyurl.com/8w7uq

For those who are put off by the signature, my advance apologies for
how the LORD has reshaped me:

http://tinyurl.com/7mcuo

Prayerfully in Christ's love,

Andrew
http://tinyurl.com/rgsp8

Stop spamming irrelevant ngs *******!

Now if that doesn't show clearly that you're nothing but a ****ing troll...

(ngs _not_ snipped this time, just to show ppl over there that at least some
do care)

By the way, ****tard, we expect a formal apology from you on March 30th. It
will have to include the statements "I'm a liar" and "I'm an idiot". Get
prepared.

Bah, heck with it, we all know already that nothing whatsoever will happen
on that oh-so-horrible day, so you better apologize now, jebus cultist.

--
"To his friend a man a friend shall prove, and gifts with gifts requite;
But men shall mocking with mockery answer, and fraud with falsehood meet."
(The Poetic Edda)
Must have been written with fundies in mind...

Why I am not a christian:
http://www.carcosa.de/nojebus/nojebus

Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian wrote:
Stop spamming irrelevant ngs *******!

This advisory is not spam and the groups receiving this advisory are
not irrelevant.

Now if that doesn't show clearly that you're nothing but a ****ing troll...

If you were secure in the truth, you would have had the strength to
resist the temptation of descending into namecalling.

(ngs _not_ snipped this time, just to show ppl over there that at least some
do care)

(Sorry, this advisory bothers you so terribly. Please forgive all my
iniquities)

By the way, ****tard, we expect a formal apology from you on March 30th.

You already have my apologies (see above).

It
will have to include the statements "I'm a liar" and "I'm an idiot". Get
prepared.

It remains my choice to continue writing truthfully.

Bah, heck with it, we all know already that nothing whatsoever will happen
on that oh-so-horrible day, so you better apologize now, jebus cultist.

It seems to your choice to prophesy that nothing will happen on
03/29/06 despite the prediction of astronomers that there will be a
total solar eclipse, which quite possibly could be the one seen by John
in the prophetic vision given to him by LORD Jesus Christ (Revelation
6:12). We will find out in less than two weeks whether you have
prophesied correctly.

Will be available to "glow" and chat about this and other things like
cardiology, diabetes, Bird Flu, the 2006 global earthquake advisory,
cooking and nutrition that interest those following this thread here
during the next on-line chat (03/23/06) from 6 to 7 pm EST:

http://tinyurl.com/8w7uq

For those who are put off by the signature, my advance apologies for
how the LORD has reshaped me:

http://tinyurl.com/7mcuo

Prayerfully in Christ's love,

Andrew
http://tinyurl.com/rgsp8

It seems to your choice to prophesy that nothing will happen on 03/29/06 despite the prediction of astronomers that there will be a total solar eclipse, which quite possibly could be the one seen by (etc., etc........)

HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAAA!
(I know. "Written laughter is yada yada..." ; save your energy...)

Erm...uh...did I say 'earthquake'? I...uh..meant ECLIPSE! Yeah, that's
it...eclipse! Actually, I've predicted an eclipse ALL ALONG! Were you
secure in your heart with the


(((((LORD))))

you would not have misread my blather all this time. Sorry if my
advisory was misunderstood because of your ignorance.

Yours in delusion,
Cheech N. Chung, DVM

wrote:
It seems to your choice to prophesy that nothing will happen on 03/29/06 despite the prediction of astronomers that there will be a total solar eclipse, which quite possibly could be the one seen by (etc., etc........)

HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAAA!

Sorry this advisory causes you such despair. Please forgive all my
iniquities.

You will remain in my prayers, dear neighbor whom I love, in Jesus'
most precious and holy name.

May GOD continue to draw you closer to HIM.

Will be available to "glow" and chat about this and other things like
cardiology, diabetes, Bird Flu, the 2006 global earthquake advisory,
cooking and nutrition that interest those following this thread here
during the next on-line chat (03/23/06) from 6 to 7 pm EST:

http://tinyurl.com/8w7uq

For those who are put off by the signature, my advance apologies for
how the LORD has reshaped me:

http://tinyurl.com/7mcuo

Prayerfully in Christ's love,

Andrew
http://tinyurl.com/rgsp8

Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:

snip to

For those who are put off by the signature, my advance apologies for
how the LORD has reshaped me

.....reshaped you? Must be one of those human-animal hybrids Bush talked
about in the State of the Union. ;-)

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Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:

Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian wrote:
Stop spamming irrelevant ngs *******!

This advisory is not spam and the groups receiving this advisory are
not irrelevant.

Well, it certainly does fit the bill...

Now if that doesn't show clearly that you're nothing but a ****ing
troll...

If you were secure in the truth, you would have had the strength to
resist the temptation of descending into namecalling.


Trolls at work... I really shouldn't be baiting this one...

(ngs _not_ snipped this time, just to show ppl over there that at least
some do care)

(Sorry, this advisory bothers you so terribly. Please forgive all my
iniquities)

Since when is "rec.food.cooking", "sci.med.cardiology" and "alt.atheism"
interested in screwed up predictions based on bad science and idiocy? I can
see the reasoning for the other groups, but...

By the way, ****tard, we expect a formal apology from you on March 30th.

You already have my apologies (see above).

I see no apology, and I do believe the entire newsgroup is expecting it, not
one person.

It
will have to include the statements "I'm a liar" and "I'm an idiot". Get
prepared.

It remains my choice to continue writing truthfully.

The truth will include those words - because you've already proved both
apply to you.

Bah, heck with it, we all know already that nothing whatsoever will
happen on that oh-so-horrible day, so you better apologize now, jebus
cultist.

It seems to your choice to prophesy that nothing will happen on
03/29/06 despite the prediction of astronomers that there will be a
total solar eclipse, which quite possibly could be the one seen by John
in the prophetic vision given to him by LORD Jesus Christ (Revelation
6:12). We will find out in less than two weeks whether you have
prophesied correctly.

Umm, okay. Let's see if I got this right - you're prophesying that something
that is clearly stated to happen after "God" takes all the "True Believers"
to heaven so they don't have to suffer the seven years of the prophesied
tribulation where the "antichrist" rules the Earth is going to happen this
month? Oh dear, it seems I missed the bus, as did a whole hell of a lot of
other people.

Before you go and start mis-interpreting prophesies, try to at least read
them all. You'll find that a good sized chunk of the bible is filled with
prophesies relating to the "End Times" and the Apocalypse. By focusing on
just one book and claiming that events in it are unfolding, without first
learning that those events all take place after a seperate, major event it
proves you are an idiot and a fool.

ShadowWolf

Sorry this advisory causes you such despair.

Don't confuse 'despair' with 'incredulous hilarity'. You are an
amusing, obsessive pest - nothing more.

"Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" wrote in
oups.com:

wrote:
It seems to your choice to prophesy that nothing will happen on
03/29/06 despite the prediction of astronomers that there will be a
total solar eclipse, which quite possibly could be the one seen by
(etc., etc........)


Sorry this advisory causes you such despair. Please forgive all my
iniquities.


So wait - are you predicting an eclipse or an earthquake or both?

If an earthquake, exactly what scale on the richter scale are we talking?
Oh, date + time would be useful - 29th of March I think you said.

You see, there's a little earthquaking almost all the time so I just want
to check you're talking about something worth noting and not just an allah
fart.

As for eclipses - well they occur (literally) like clockwork so that is
entirely boring. However, if you like I'll predict the next ten eclipses
plus the position in which they'll be total eclipses - if that's all it
takes to be god I'm there.

gater.

navi-gater wrote:
"Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" wrote in
oups.com:

wrote:
It seems to your choice to prophesy that nothing will happen on
03/29/06 despite the prediction of astronomers that there will be a
total solar eclipse, which quite possibly could be the one seen by
(etc., etc........)

Sorry this advisory causes you such despair. Please forgive all my
iniquities.

So wait - are you predicting an eclipse or an earthquake or both?

Neither. No predictions are being made de novo here.

If an earthquake, exactly what scale on the richter scale are we talking?

Do not know. Sorry.

Oh, date + time would be useful - 29th of March I think you said.

Date and time for the total solar eclipse has been given elsewhere by
other folks.

You see, there's a little earthquaking almost all the time so I just want
to check you're talking about something worth noting and not just an allah
fart.

The vision described by John in Revelation is a "great earthquake"
where every island and mountain are removed from their places.

As for eclipses - well they occur (literally) like clockwork so that is
entirely boring.

Each one is somewhat different in trajectory and each does occur at
different points in time.

However, if you like I'll predict the next ten eclipses
plus the position in which they'll be total eclipses - if that's all it
takes to be god I'm there.

If the total solar eclipse on 03/29/06 is the same one seen by John in
the prophetic vision described in Revelation 6:12 given to him by LORD
Jesus Christ, the possibility remains that everything else described
associated with the eclipse will also happen and HE will "shock and
awe" everyone into confessing that HE is King of kings and LORD of
lords.

"My LORD **and** my GOD!" -- "Doubting" Thomas the atheist.

Will be available to "glow" and chat about this and other things like
cardiology, diabetes, Bird Flu, the 2006 global earthquake advisory,
cooking and nutrition that interest those following this thread here
during the next on-line chat (03/23/06) from 6 to 7 pm EST:

http://tinyurl.com/8w7uq

For those who are put off by the signature, my advance apologies for
how the LORD has reshaped me:

http://tinyurl.com/7mcuo

Prayerfully in Christ's love,

Andrew
http://tinyurl.com/rgsp8

Ace Berserker wrote:

Sorry this advisory causes you such despair.

Don't confuse 'despair' with 'incredulous hilarity'. You are an
amusing, obsessive pest - nothing more.

Sorry this advisory bothers you so terribly. Please forgive all my
iniquities.

You will remain in my prayers, dear neighbor whom I love, in Jesus'
most precious and holy name.

May GOD continue to draw you closer to HIM so that you will someday see
the following written on HIS thigh:

"KING of kings and LORD of lords."

Will be available to "glow" and chat about this and other things like
cardiology, diabetes, Bird Flu, the 2006 global earthquake advisory for
03/29/06, cooking and nutrition that interest those following this
thread here during the next on-line chat (03/23/06) from 6 to 7 pm EST:

http://tinyurl.com/8w7uq

For those who are put off by the signature, my advance apologies for how
the LORD has reshaped me:

http://tinyurl.com/7mcuo

Prayerfully in Christ's love,

Andrew
http://tinyurl.com/rgsp8

ShadowWolf wrote:
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:
Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian wrote:
Stop spamming irrelevant ngs *******!

This advisory is not spam and the groups receiving this advisory are
not irrelevant.

Well, it certainly does fit the bill...

Not for the discerning.

Now if that doesn't show clearly that you're nothing but a ****ing
troll...

If you were secure in the truth, you would have had the strength to
resist the temptation of descending into namecalling.

Trolls at work... I really shouldn't be baiting this one...

Thankfully, your actions belie the namecalling.

(ngs _not_ snipped this time, just to show ppl over there that at least
some do care)

(Sorry, this advisory bothers you so terribly. Please forgive all my
iniquities)

Since when is "rec.food.cooking", "sci.med.cardiology" and "alt.atheism"
interested in screwed up predictions based on bad science and idiocy?

The untruthful will always be irresistably drawn to the truth which is
LORD Jesus Christ, Who is the source of the prophetic vision given to
John (Revelation 6:12).

I can
see the reasoning for the other groups, but...

Truth is infinitely better.

By the way, ****tard, we expect a formal apology from you on March 30th.

You already have my apologies (see above).

I see no apology, and I do believe the entire newsgroup is expecting it, not
one person.

If the LORD realizes the possibility of a global earthquake on 03/29/06
as per the prophetic vision HE had given to John (Revelation 6:12), no
amount of apologies will serve as adequate consolation.

It
will have to include the statements "I'm a liar" and "I'm an idiot". Get
prepared.

It remains my choice to continue writing truthfully.

The truth will include those words - because you've already proved both
apply to you.

If the latter were true, you would repent with the following words of
the Biblical atheist "Doubting" Thomas:

"My LORD **and** my GOD!"

Bah, heck with it, we all know already that nothing whatsoever will
happen on that oh-so-horrible day, so you better apologize now, jebus
cultist.

It seems to your choice to prophesy that nothing will happen on
03/29/06 despite the prediction of astronomers that there will be a
total solar eclipse, which quite possibly could be the one seen by John
in the prophetic vision given to him by LORD Jesus Christ (Revelation
6:12). We will find out in less than two weeks whether you have
prophesied correctly.

Umm, okay. Let's see if I got this right - you're prophesying

Incorrect.

You will be in my prayers, dear neighbor whom I love, in Jesus'
most precious and holy name.

May GOD continue to draw you closer to HIM so that you will someday see
the following written on HIS thigh:

"KING of kings and LORD of lords."

Will be available to "glow" and chat about this and other things like
cardiology, diabetes, Bird Flu, the 2006 global earthquake advisory for
03/29/06, cooking and nutrition that interest those following this
thread here during the next on-line chat (03/23/06) from 6 to 7 pm EST:

http://tinyurl.com/8w7uq

For those who are put off by the signature, my advance apologies for how
the LORD has reshaped me:

http://tinyurl.com/7mcuo

Prayerfully in Christ's love,

Andrew
http://tinyurl.com/rgsp8

Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:

ShadowWolf wrote:
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:
Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian wrote:
Stop spamming irrelevant ngs *******!

This advisory is not spam and the groups receiving this advisory are
not irrelevant.

Well, it certainly does fit the bill...

Not for the discerning.

You mean "Those people with the same limited amount of brainpower as you
possess". And anyway, from the evidence I've seen, you've made similar
posts with similar claims over the past two or three months. Sounds like
Spam to me.

Now if that doesn't show clearly that you're nothing but a ****ing
troll...

If you were secure in the truth, you would have had the strength to
resist the temptation of descending into namecalling.

Trolls at work... I really shouldn't be baiting this one...

Thankfully, your actions belie the namecalling.

(ngs _not_ snipped this time, just to show ppl over there that at
least some do care)

(Sorry, this advisory bothers you so terribly. Please forgive all my
iniquities)

Since when is "rec.food.cooking", "sci.med.cardiology" and "alt.atheism"
interested in screwed up predictions based on bad science and idiocy?

The untruthful will always be irresistably drawn to the truth which is
LORD Jesus Christ, Who is the source of the prophetic vision given to
John (Revelation 6:12).

Your "quote" is misplaced. Revelation 6:12 reads:
"Then I saw the lamb open the sixth seal. There was a powerful earthquake.
The sun turned as black as sackcloth made of hair, and the full moon turned
as red as blood."

And said prophetic vision is set to begin after the Rapture. Christ himself
said of the end: ?No one knows when that day or hour will come ?not the
angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father. - NIV, Matthew 24:36

He also spoke about about false prophets. By making this claim you set
yourself up as one.

I can
see the reasoning for the other groups, but...

Truth is infinitely better.

Yes, but you are not peddling the truth.

By the way, ****tard, we expect a formal apology from you on March
30th.

You already have my apologies (see above).

I see no apology, and I do believe the entire newsgroup is expecting it,
not one person.

If the LORD realizes the possibility of a global earthquake on 03/29/06
as per the prophetic vision HE had given to John (Revelation 6:12), no
amount of apologies will serve as adequate consolation.

And as I have pointed out, there are other prophecies that must be fulfilled
before those in Revelations can come about. Hell, the Rapture - where "god"
takes all the true-believers to Heaven must occur first. And what of the
other five of the seals? Where are the Four Horsemen?

It
will have to include the statements "I'm a liar" and "I'm an idiot".
Get prepared.

It remains my choice to continue writing truthfully.

The truth will include those words - because you've already proved both
apply to you.

If the latter were true, you would repent with the following words of
the Biblical atheist "Doubting" Thomas:

"My LORD **and** my GOD!"

Sorry, but Thomas was not an Atheist, or he would not have been a disciple
of Christ. Rather, he just had doubts. And since you have been proven to be
an idiot, since you cannot comprehend that your "Earthquake" will not occur
until after numerous other signs have come and other prophecies have been
fulfilled, your apology should include such.

As to being a liar - well, it's clearly a *LIE* that the "lord" revealed
this to you. What "revealed" this to you was a bad case of gas and a
nightmare.

Bah, heck with it, we all know already that nothing whatsoever will
happen on that oh-so-horrible day, so you better apologize now, jebus
cultist.

It seems to your choice to prophesy that nothing will happen on
03/29/06 despite the prediction of astronomers that there will be a
total solar eclipse, which quite possibly could be the one seen by John
in the prophetic vision given to him by LORD Jesus Christ (Revelation
6:12). We will find out in less than two weeks whether you have
prophesied correctly.

Umm, okay. Let's see if I got this right - you're prophesying

Incorrect.

Lie. Fully correct. You have taken a single verse of the scripture and
claimed it is going to occur. That, my friend, is a prophecy.


You will be in my prayers, dear neighbor whom I love, in Jesus'
most precious and holy name.

May GOD continue to draw you closer to HIM so that you will someday see
the following written on HIS thigh:

"KING of kings and LORD of lords."

Even the Devil can appear as an angel of light.

Now, since I've fully plonked you, let's let this thread die.

ShadowWolf

ShadowWolf wrote:
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:

ShadowWolf wrote:
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:
Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian wrote:
Stop spamming irrelevant ngs *******!

This advisory is not spam and the groups receiving this advisory are
not irrelevant.

Well, it certainly does fit the bill...

Not for the discerning.

You mean "Those people with the same limited amount of brainpower as you
possess". And anyway, from the evidence I've seen, you've made similar
posts with similar claims over the past two or three months. Sounds like
Spam to me.

A discerning heart does not reside in the brain but in the soul. It is
a spiritual gift given by the LORD to those who ask for it and have HIS
favor.

Now if that doesn't show clearly that you're nothing but a ****ing
troll...

If you were secure in the truth, you would have had the strength to
resist the temptation of descending into namecalling.

Trolls at work... I really shouldn't be baiting this one...

Thankfully, your actions belie the namecalling.

(ngs _not_ snipped this time, just to show ppl over there that at
least some do care)

(Sorry, this advisory bothers you so terribly. Please forgive all my
iniquities)

Since when is "rec.food.cooking", "sci.med.cardiology" and "alt.atheism"
interested in screwed up predictions based on bad science and idiocy?

The untruthful will always be irresistably drawn to the truth which is
LORD Jesus Christ, Who is the source of the prophetic vision given to
John (Revelation 6:12).

Your "quote" is misplaced. Revelation 6:12 reads:
"Then I saw the lamb open the sixth seal. There was a powerful earthquake.
The sun turned as black as sackcloth made of hair, and the full moon turned
as red as blood."

And said prophetic vision is set to begin after the Rapture.

Actually, the "rapture" (or sealing of the "great multitude" from every
nation, tribe, people and language) will come later after the great
tribulation who onset occurs with the opening of the sixth seal as
described in the 12th verse of Revelation 6. This "rapture" is
described in the 9th verse of Revelation 7 (2007?).

Christ himself
said of the end: ?No one knows when that day or hour will come ?not the
angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father. - NIV, Matthew 24:36

Correct. Watchmen may call out when they spot something but this is
not the same as actually knowing what they see or the exact moment when
the event will take place.

He also spoke about about false prophets. By making this claim you set
yourself up as one.

Incorrect. An advisory is not prophecy.

However, those who claim that a global earthquake is not possible on
03/29/06 are actually prophesying that there will NOT be an earthquake
on that day which is less than 10 days away. If this possibility of a
global earthquake is realized on 03/29/06 through the LORD's infinite
will, there will be the many false prophets as prophesied by the LORD
Himself.

Recall that LORD Jesus Christ spoke of many false prophets before HIS
return and not of one solitary false prophet.

I can
see the reasoning for the other groups, but...

Truth is infinitely better.

Yes, but you are not peddling the truth.

The truth is not for sale.

"I am the way, the truth, and the life" -- LORD Jesus Christ

By the way, ****tard, we expect a formal apology from you on March
30th.

You already have my apologies (see above).

I see no apology, and I do believe the entire newsgroup is expecting it,
not one person.

If the LORD realizes the possibility of a global earthquake on 03/29/06
as per the prophetic vision HE had given to John (Revelation 6:12), no
amount of apologies will serve as adequate consolation.

And as I have pointed out, there are other prophecies that must be fulfilled
before those in Revelations can come about.

They have been.

Hell, the Rapture - where "god"
takes all the true-believers to Heaven must occur first.

Incorrect.

And what of the other five of the seals?

Already opened.

Where are the Four Horsemen?

All about the world. Very very busy have they been.

It
will have to include the statements "I'm a liar" and "I'm an idiot".
Get prepared.

It remains my choice to continue writing truthfully.

The truth will include those words - because you've already proved both
apply to you.

If the latter were true, you would repent with the following words of
the Biblical atheist "Doubting" Thomas:

"My LORD **and** my GOD!"

Sorry, but Thomas was not an Atheist, or he would not have been a disciple
of Christ.

Incorrect. Simply look at the other atheist, Judas Iscariot, who
worshipped money.

You will remain in my prayers, dear neighbor whom I love, in Jesus'
most precious and holy name.

May GOD continue to draw you closer to HIM so that you will be able to
someday read what is written on HIS thigh:

"KING of kings and LORD of lords."

Amen.

Will be available to "glow" and chat about this and other things like
cardiology, diabetes, Bird Flu, the 2006 global earthquake advisory for
03/29/06, cooking and nutrition that interest those following this
thread here during the next on-line chat (03/23/06) from 6 to 7 pm EST:


http://tinyurl.com/8w7uq

For those who are put off by the signature, my advance apologies for
how the LORD has reshaped me:

http://tinyurl.com/7mcuo

Prayerfully in Christ's love,

Andrew
http://tinyurl.com/rgsp8

Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:

ShadowWolf wrote:
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:

ShadowWolf wrote:
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:
Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian wrote:
Stop spamming irrelevant ngs *******!

This advisory is not spam and the groups receiving this advisory are
not irrelevant.

Well, it certainly does fit the bill...

Not for the discerning.

You mean "Those people with the same limited amount of brainpower as you
possess". And anyway, from the evidence I've seen, you've made similar
posts with similar claims over the past two or three months. Sounds like
Spam to me.

A discerning heart does not reside in the brain but in the soul. It is
a spiritual gift given by the LORD to those who ask for it and have HIS
favor.

Indeed. Now, if you would please just realize you're an idiot and liar and
leave us alone.

Now if that doesn't show clearly that you're nothing but a ****ing
troll...

If you were secure in the truth, you would have had the strength to
resist the temptation of descending into namecalling.

Trolls at work... I really shouldn't be baiting this one...

Thankfully, your actions belie the namecalling.

(ngs _not_ snipped this time, just to show ppl over there that at
least some do care)

(Sorry, this advisory bothers you so terribly. Please forgive all
my iniquities)

Since when is "rec.food.cooking", "sci.med.cardiology" and
"alt.atheism" interested in screwed up predictions based on bad
science and idiocy?

The untruthful will always be irresistably drawn to the truth which is
LORD Jesus Christ, Who is the source of the prophetic vision given to
John (Revelation 6:12).

Your "quote" is misplaced. Revelation 6:12 reads:
"Then I saw the lamb open the sixth seal. There was a powerful
earthquake. The sun turned as black as sackcloth made of hair, and the
full moon turned as red as blood."

And said prophetic vision is set to begin after the Rapture.

Actually, the "rapture" (or sealing of the "great multitude" from every
nation, tribe, people and language) will come later after the great
tribulation who onset occurs with the opening of the sixth seal as
described in the 12th verse of Revelation 6. This "rapture" is
described in the 9th verse of Revelation 7 (2007?).

Sorry, incorrect. The sealing you speak of is not the "Rapture". Even in
fundie literature the Rapture is the beginning of the Tribulation and the
sealing occurs such that those believers that came to the lord after the
Rapture could identify each other.

Now, are you going to spout more lies, or are you going to admit that you
have absolutely no idea whatsoever?

Christ himself
said of the end: ?No one knows when that day or hour will come ?not the
angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father. - NIV, Matthew 24:36
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plonk
Correct. Watchmen may call out when they spot something but this is
not the same as actually knowing what they see or the exact moment when
the event will take place.

He also spoke about about false prophets. By making this claim you set
yourself up as one.

Incorrect. An advisory is not prophecy.

Umm, wrong. And Advisory of this type - stating that X will occur on any
date, not backed by any hard science - is a prophecy. Since you are making
prophecies, and have made them previously using other dates, you are a
false prophet.

However, those who claim that a global earthquake is not possible on
03/29/06 are actually prophesying that there will NOT be an earthquake
on that day which is less than 10 days away. If this possibility of a
global earthquake is realized on 03/29/06 through the LORD's infinite
will, there will be the many false prophets as prophesied by the LORD
Himself.

Recall that LORD Jesus Christ spoke of many false prophets before HIS
return and not of one solitary false prophet.

Indeed. And you are not the only person making these "Advisories". But you
are trying to dodge the label of "false prophet" with that statement.
Sorry, but as already noted, you are clearly a "false prophet".

I can
see the reasoning for the other groups, but...

Truth is infinitely better.

Yes, but you are not peddling the truth.

The truth is not for sale.

"I am the way, the truth, and the life" -- LORD Jesus Christ

Oh, another person that can't see past their own beliefs when it comes to
words. The phrase "peddling the truth" is quite common and refers to anyone
who goes around saying "This is the truth because I say so", which is
exactly what you are doing. Now stop with the ad infinatum quotes that you
obviously don't believe.

By the way, ****tard, we expect a formal apology from you on March
30th.

You already have my apologies (see above).

I see no apology, and I do believe the entire newsgroup is expecting
it, not one person.

If the LORD realizes the possibility of a global earthquake on 03/29/06
as per the prophetic vision HE had given to John (Revelation 6:12), no
amount of apologies will serve as adequate consolation.

And as I have pointed out, there are other prophecies that must be
fulfilled before those in Revelations can come about.

They have been.

Really? I've been waiting for them and have yet to see a single one
fulfilled. Not even the prophesies in David have been fulfilled, and those
are supposed to come immediately before the "Rapture" which occurs
immediately before the events in Revelations.

Hell, the Rapture - where "god"
takes all the true-believers to Heaven must occur first.

Incorrect.

Only to you and whatever fundie church you attend. Hell, even the fundie
mouthpiece Timothy LaHaye says that the "rapture" is when God calls all
true believers to Heaven and that it occurs before the events of
Revelations. Are you going to call him a liar too?

And what of the other five of the seals?

Already opened.

Not by a longshot. Give up your delusions.

Where are the Four Horsemen?

All about the world. Very very busy have they been.

Nope. Evidently you are looking at the world in a want to see the end-times
coming. Not a single piece of the prophecies in the book of Revelations has
occurred.

It
will have to include the statements "I'm a liar" and "I'm an
idiot". Get prepared.

It remains my choice to continue writing truthfully.

The truth will include those words - because you've already proved
both apply to you.

If the latter were true, you would repent with the following words of
the Biblical atheist "Doubting" Thomas:

"My LORD **and** my GOD!"

Sorry, but Thomas was not an Atheist, or he would not have been a
disciple of Christ.

Incorrect. Simply look at the other atheist, Judas Iscariot, who
worshipped money.

Again, incorrect. An atheist is one who is characterized by a belief in the
existence of no God. Thomas and Judas both believed in a God before
becoming disciples of Christ, and retained their belief afterwards.

You will remain in my prayers, dear neighbor whom I love, in Jesus'
most precious and holy name.

The prayers of a false prophet are not welcome and not wanted by me.

ShadowWolf