Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town
hall where a flower show was in progress.

One leaned over and said, "Life is so damned boring. We never have
any fun anymore. For $5.00, I'd take my clothes off and streak through
that stupid flower show!"

"You're on!" said the old lady, holding up a $5.00 bill.
As fast as she could, the first little old lady fumbled her way out of
her clothes and, completely naked, streaked through the front door of
the flower show.

Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall
followed by loud applause.

The naked lady burst out through the door surrounded by a cheering
crowd.

"What happened?" asked her waiting friend.
"I won 1st prize as Best Dried Arrangement."
--
Peace, Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson

OmManiPadmeOmelet wrote:

"What happened?" asked her waiting friend.
"I won 1st prize as Best Dried Arrangement."

I know how she feels

Cheers
Cathy(xyz)

OmManiPadmeOmelet wrote in news:Omelet-
:

Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town
hall where a flower show was in progress.

One leaned over and said, "Life is so damned boring. We never have
any fun anymore. For $5.00, I'd take my clothes off and streak through
that stupid flower show!"

"You're on!" said the old lady, holding up a $5.00 bill.
As fast as she could, the first little old lady fumbled her way out of
her clothes and, completely naked, streaked through the front door of
the flower show.

Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall
followed by loud applause.

The naked lady burst out through the door surrounded by a cheering
crowd.

"What happened?" asked her waiting friend.
"I won 1st prize as Best Dried Arrangement."


Om,

ROFL!!! Thanks!

Andy
The Philadelphia Flower Show just ended. Extra funny in that respect!

In article ,
cathyxyz wrote:

OmManiPadmeOmelet wrote:

"What happened?" asked her waiting friend.
"I won 1st prize as Best Dried Arrangement."

I know how she feels

Cheers
Cathy(xyz)

snicker I'm getting there......

Complete with pale foliage.
Thank gods for Henna!
--
Peace, Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson

In article , Andy q wrote:

"What happened?" asked her waiting friend.
"I won 1st prize as Best Dried Arrangement."


Om,

ROFL!!! Thanks!

Andy
The Philadelphia Flower Show just ended. Extra funny in that respect!

Welcome! ;-)
--
Peace, Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson