Found this in aus.jokes this evening. As it has an association with
food I thought it appropriate to re-post it here -- especially as RFC
has become something of a haven for humorous material lately.
[Actually, I'd already seen this one a few years ago; so I apologise
to those of you here who have too.]

In article , "Dhana Nair"
wrote:

Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner...who lives with a girl roommate
Sunita. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice
how pretty Kumar's, roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a
relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious. Over
the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to
wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate than met the eye
Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, "I know what you must be
thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just roommates." About a week
later, Sunita came to Kumar saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner,
I've been unable to find the silver chutney jar. You don't suppose she took
it, do you?" "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." So he
sat down and wrote : Dear Mother: I'm not saying that you 'did' take the
chutney jar from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the
chutney jar. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you
were here for dinner. Love, Kumar Several days later, Kumar received an
email from his Mother which readear Son: I'm not saying that you 'do'
sleep with Sunita, and I'm not saying that you do not' sleep with Sunita.
But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have
found the chutney jar by now. Love, Mom. ...

Cheers, Phred.

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LID