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Old 14-03-2006, 03:03 AM posted to rec.food.cooking
Sheldon
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How To Lose A Wife

My wife asked me to cut back on expenses, so I gave up drinking beer. I
wasn't a big drinker anyway.

Then I found a receipt for $45 for makeup.

"Wait a minute!" I said to my wife. "I gave up beer; you haven't given
up anything!"

"I buy makeup so I look pretty for you," she replied.

I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!" ...

I don't think she'll be back.
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Old 14-03-2006, 03:42 AM posted to rec.food.cooking
Anna[_1_]
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I haven't marry ,but I have the same thought like your
wife,yes ,that is I like makeup very much,and hate somebody smoking
anywhere.

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Old 14-03-2006, 04:00 AM posted to rec.food.cooking
Ken Davey[_2_]
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Anna wrote:
I haven't marry ,but I have the same thought like your
wife,yes ,that is I like makeup very much,and hate somebody smoking
anywhere.


I have news for you - one does not smoke beer.

Ken.


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Old 14-03-2006, 04:41 AM posted to rec.food.cooking
Old Mother Ashby
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Sheldon wrote:

Anna wrote:


I haven't marry ,but I have the same thought like your
wife,yes ,that is I like makeup very much,and hate somebody smoking
anywhere.



Anna, I like your pretty breasts, what are their size?



Sheldon, get back into the kitchen where you belong!

Christine
 




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