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How To Lose A Wife
My wife asked me to cut back on expenses, so I gave up drinking beer. I wasn't a big drinker anyway. Then I found a receipt for $45 for makeup. "Wait a minute!" I said to my wife. "I gave up beer; you haven't given up anything!" "I buy makeup so I look pretty for you," she replied. I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!" ... I don't think she'll be back. --- |
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Anna wrote:
I haven't marry ,but I have the same thought like your wife,yes ,that is I like makeup very much,and hate somebody smoking anywhere. I have news for you - one does not smoke beer. Ken. |
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Sheldon wrote:
Anna wrote: I haven't marry ,but I have the same thought like your wife,yes ,that is I like makeup very much,and hate somebody smoking anywhere. Anna, I like your pretty breasts, what are their size? Sheldon, get back into the kitchen where you belong! Christine |