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22-01-2006, 07:39 AM
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Chinese restaurants
We have a local Chinese restaurant that does carry-out. I called
yesterday to place an order, I asked for Fried rice and the guy says "no rice, eggroll" I responded that I didn't want an eggroll, but how about Chow Mein instead. The guy replies "no Chow Mein, eggroll" I was thinking this guy is an idiot when he says "special today..buy one eggroll, get free eggroll and sweet-sour sauce. I was starving at this point so I reluctantly agreed to the order. It took them 2 hours to get to my house. When he finally showed up I was surprised when he says "cover eyes, get eggroll" I did, and I felt myself turned around and felt my pants slide down as I was bent over the couch. When I turned, to my utter surprise I saw this Chinese man ****ing my ass laughing uncontrollably. I asked him what the hell he was doing and he replied "you get free eggroll and sauce too" Is this normal procedure for Chinese carry-out? Maybe I'll order Italian tonight? 
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22-01-2006, 07:46 AM
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Chinese restaurants
On Sat 21 Jan 2006 11:39:16p, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it I'll take
Italian? We have a local Chinese restaurant that does carry-out. I called yesterday to place an order, I asked for Fried rice and the guy says "no rice, eggroll" I responded that I didn't want an eggroll, but how about Chow Mein instead. The guy replies "no Chow Mein, eggroll" I was thinking this guy is an idiot when he says "special today..buy one eggroll, get free eggroll and sweet-sour sauce. I was starving at this point so I reluctantly agreed to the order. It took them 2 hours to get to my house. When he finally showed up I was surprised when he says "cover eyes, get eggroll" I did, and I felt myself turned around and felt my pants slide down as I was bent over the couch. When I turned, to my utter surprise I saw this Chinese man ****ing my ass laughing uncontrollably. I asked him what the hell he was doing and he replied "you get free eggroll and sauce too" Is this normal procedure for Chinese carry-out? Maybe I'll order Italian tonight? Yep, perfectly normal. Apparently you haven't ordered Chinese before. Better not try Greek carry-out. -- Wayne Boatwright Õ¿Õ¬ ________________________________________ Okay, okay, I take it back! UnScrew you!
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