....but I thought this was worth a chuckle


A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde.

He immediately turns to her and makes his move. "You know," he says,
"I've heard that flights will go quicker, if you strike up a
conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk."

The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to
the guy, "What would you like to discuss?"

"Oh, I don't know," says the guy. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me
ask you a question first.

"A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff---grass. Yet the deer
excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse
produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?"

The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea!"

"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to
discuss nuclear power, when you don't know shit?


--
Cheers
Cathy(xyz)

I won't quote the joke here (sorry Jill) but I did just email it to
about 20 of my friends. Kev

On Thu 12 Jan 2006 11:38:54a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it cathyxyz?

...but I thought this was worth a chuckle


A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde.

He immediately turns to her and makes his move. "You know," he says,
"I've heard that flights will go quicker, if you strike up a
conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk."

The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to
the guy, "What would you like to discuss?"

"Oh, I don't know," says the guy. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me
ask you a question first.

"A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff---grass. Yet the deer
excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse
produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?"

The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest
idea!"

"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to
discuss nuclear power, when you don't know shit?

Good one, Cathy!

--
Wayne Boatwright *¿*
__________________________________________________ ________________
And if we enter a room full of manure, may we believe in the pony.


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On Thu 12 Jan 2006 12:18:02p, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it kevnbro?

I won't quote the joke here (sorry Jill) but I did just email it to
about 20 of my friends. Kev

I seem to know a lot of people who don't know shit, but would like to discuss
things like nuclear power. g

--
Wayne Boatwright *¿*
__________________________________________________ ________________
And if we enter a room full of manure, may we believe in the pony.


Remove all "xxx's" from address to e-mail directly.

Wayne Boatwright wrote:
On Thu 12 Jan 2006 12:18:02p, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it kevnbro?

I won't quote the joke here (sorry Jill) but I did just email it to
about 20 of my friends. Kev

I seem to know a lot of people who don't know shit, but would like to discuss
things like nuclear power. g

Or religion...eg

Cheers
Cathy(xyz)

I seem to know a lot of people who don't know shit, but would like to discuss
things like nuclear power. g

For the sake of good health however, it's imperative that one know
ones' own shit.
I know what I know and that's all that matters! Kev

On Thu 12 Jan 2006 12:30:13p, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it cathyxyz?


Wayne Boatwright wrote:
On Thu 12 Jan 2006 12:18:02p, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it
kevnbro?

I won't quote the joke here (sorry Jill) but I did just email it to
about 20 of my friends. Kev

I seem to know a lot of people who don't know shit, but would like to
discuss things like nuclear power. g

Or religion...eg

Or politics.

--
Wayne Boatwright *¿*
__________________________________________________ ________________
And if we enter a room full of manure, may we believe in the pony.


Remove all "xxx's" from address to e-mail directly.

On Thu 12 Jan 2006 12:33:28p, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it kevnbro?

I seem to know a lot of people who don't know shit, but would like to
discuss things like nuclear power. g

For the sake of good health however, it's imperative that one know
ones' own shit.
I know what I know and that's all that matters! Kev

ROTFLMAO!

--
Wayne Boatwright *¿*
__________________________________________________ ________________
And if we enter a room full of manure, may we believe in the pony.


Remove all "xxx's" from address to e-mail directly.

kevnbro wrote:
I seem to know a lot of people who don't know shit, but would like to discuss
things like nuclear power. g

For the sake of good health however, it's imperative that one know
ones' own shit.
I know what I know and that's all that matters! Kev

LOL

Cheers
Cathy(xyz)

lol


"cathyxyz" wrote in message
...
...but I thought this was worth a chuckle


A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde.

He immediately turns to her and makes his move. "You know," he says, "I've
heard that flights will go quicker, if you strike up a conversation with
your fellow passenger. So let's talk."

The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to the
guy, "What would you like to discuss?"

"Oh, I don't know," says the guy. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask
you a question first.

"A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff---grass. Yet the deer
excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse
produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?"

The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest
idea!"

"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to
discuss nuclear power, when you don't know shit?


--
Cheers
Cathy(xyz)

On 12 Jan 2006 11:18:02 -0800, "kevnbro"
wrote:

I won't quote the joke here (sorry Jill) but I did just email it to
about 20 of my friends. Kev

LOL and I also emailed it to friends

Kathy in NZ

On 12 Jan 2006 11:33:28 -0800, "kevnbro"
wrote:

I seem to know a lot of people who don't know shit, but would like to discuss
things like nuclear power. g

For the sake of good health however, it's imperative that one know
ones' own shit.
I know what I know and that's all that matters! Kev

I think I know what I know, but really, I don't know shit

Kathy in NZ