From Molly Ivins' column: Did you hear what the Buddhist said to the
hot dog vendor? "Make me one with everything."


modom

"If you have a racist friend,
Now is the time, now is the time
For your friendship to end."
-- The Specials

From: Michael Odom

From Molly Ivins' column: Did you hear what the Buddhist said to the
hot dog vendor? "Make me one with everything."

Pooh! You've never heard the second part?

The Buddhist gives the vendor $10.00. The vendor (only) gives him the hot dog.
The Buddhist says, "I want change." The vendor answers, "Change comes from
within."


E. P.

On 04 Jul 2004 21:45:40 GMT, (Julian9EHP) wrote:

From: Michael Odom

From Molly Ivins' column: Did you hear what the Buddhist said to the
hot dog vendor? "Make me one with everything."

Pooh! You've never heard the second part?

The Buddhist gives the vendor $10.00. The vendor (only) gives him the hot dog.
The Buddhist says, "I want change." The vendor answers, "Change comes from
within."

*Groan* Thanks, I think.


modom

"If you have a racist friend,
Now is the time, now is the time
For your friendship to end."
-- The Specials

I was feeling rather down. Actually, I could use some more (food-related)
jokes.


E. P.