South Brooklyn Tony ON MATH
South Brooklyn Tony returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
"Why?" asks the father.
"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3,' I said '6,'" replies TONY.
"But that's right!" says his dad.
"Yeah, but then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'"
"What's the ****ing difference ?" asks the father.
"That's what I said!"
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South Brooklyn Tony ON ENGLISH

South Brooklyn Tony goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going
to
learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-
syllable word?"
TONY says "Mas-tur-bate."
Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, South Brooklyn Tony, that's a mouthful."
Little TONY says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."
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South Brooklyn Tony ON GRAMMAR

South Brooklyn Tony was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden, he needed to
go to the bathroom.
He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a ****!"
The teacher replied, "Now, TONY, that is NOT the proper word to use in this
situation.
The correct word you want to use is 'urinate'. Please use the word 'urinate'
in a sentence
correctly, and I will allow you to go."
South Brooklyn Tony, thinks for a bit, and then says, "You're an eight, but if
you had bigger
tits, you'd be a TEN!"
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South Brooklyn Tony ON GRAMMAR

One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of
hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice.

First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my
mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."

"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.
"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully."
She said, "Excellent, Michael!"
Then the teacher reluctantly called on South Brooklyn Tony.
"Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was
pregnant, and he said
'Beautiful, just ****ing beautiful!'"
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South Brooklyn Tony ON GETTING OLDER

South Brooklyn Tony was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar
after another. After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son,
you know eating all
that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make
you fat."
South Brooklyn Tony replied, "You know, my grandfather lived to be 107 years
old."
The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"
South Brooklyn Tony answered, "No, he minded his own ****ing business."
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