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14-11-2004, 05:21 AM
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On Sat, 13 Nov 2004 21:54:58 -0600, zxcvbob
scribbled some thoughts: NOTE: Best viewed in a fixed pitch font President Bush was especially perplexed when he heard about it... Best regards, Bob Look, I don't care what his Aunt Gina looks like, as long as he can do his job. ;-) Seriously though, I've not really kept up on his health issues. About the only thing I know is that he has had something like 4 heart attacks in the past. -- Sincerely, | (©) (©) | ------ooo--(_)--ooo------ Andrew H. Carter | /// \\\ d(-_-)b | 
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14-11-2004, 05:21 AM
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On Sat, 13 Nov 2004 21:54:58 -0600, zxcvbob
scribbled some thoughts: NOTE: Best viewed in a fixed pitch font President Bush was especially perplexed when he heard about it... Best regards, Bob Look, I don't care what his Aunt Gina looks like, as long as he can do his job. ;-) Seriously though, I've not really kept up on his health issues. About the only thing I know is that he has had something like 4 heart attacks in the past. -- Sincerely, | (©) (©) | ------ooo--(_)--ooo------ Andrew H. Carter | /// \\\ d(-_-)b |
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14-11-2004, 05:52 AM
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Andrew H. Carter wrote:
On Sat, 13 Nov 2004 21:54:58 -0600, zxcvbob scribbled some thoughts: NOTE: Best viewed in a fixed pitch font President Bush was especially perplexed when he heard about it... Best regards, Bob Look, I don't care what his Aunt Gina looks like, as long as he can do his job. ;-) Actually, something like Bush saying, "Men don't have anginas!" was the punchline I was going for. Seriously though, I've not really kept up on his health issues. About the only thing I know is that he has had something like 4 heart attacks in the past. That's why I waited until the news that Cheney was OK before I made a stupid joke about his health. Best regards, :-) Bob
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14-11-2004, 05:52 AM
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Andrew H. Carter wrote:
On Sat, 13 Nov 2004 21:54:58 -0600, zxcvbob scribbled some thoughts: NOTE: Best viewed in a fixed pitch font President Bush was especially perplexed when he heard about it... Best regards, Bob Look, I don't care what his Aunt Gina looks like, as long as he can do his job. ;-) Actually, something like Bush saying, "Men don't have anginas!" was the punchline I was going for. Seriously though, I've not really kept up on his health issues. About the only thing I know is that he has had something like 4 heart attacks in the past. That's why I waited until the news that Cheney was OK before I made a stupid joke about his health. Best regards, :-) Bob
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14-11-2004, 01:38 PM
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In article , zxcvbob
wrote: President Bush was especially perplexed when he heard about it... Best regards, Bob You want this joke? Reporter: Mr President, can you tell us about Mr. Cheney's angina? pResident: His what? Reporter: Dick Cheney has acute angina - can you tell us about it? pResident: (giggles) How do YOU know? Reporter: Excuse me, Mr. President...? pResident: You said he has a cute angina - how do you know? Or this one: A doctor came out of a patient's room. So the nurse went in to check on her patient. There she found the husband scratching his head and frowning. "What's wrong?" asked the nurse. "Well, I don't think that doctor knows what he's talking about." The husband said. "Oh, Really?" Replied the nurse. "Yeah, He said my wife has acute angina. And I've seen it!" -- -Barb, www.jamlady.eboard.com Updated 10-22-04; Popovers!. "Peace will come when the power of love overcomes the love of power." -Jimi Hendrix, and Lt. Joe Corcoran, Retired; St. Paul PD, Homicide Divn.
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14-11-2004, 01:38 PM
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In article , zxcvbob
wrote: President Bush was especially perplexed when he heard about it... Best regards, Bob You want this joke? Reporter: Mr President, can you tell us about Mr. Cheney's angina? pResident: His what? Reporter: Dick Cheney has acute angina - can you tell us about it? pResident: (giggles) How do YOU know? Reporter: Excuse me, Mr. President...? pResident: You said he has a cute angina - how do you know? Or this one: A doctor came out of a patient's room. So the nurse went in to check on her patient. There she found the husband scratching his head and frowning. "What's wrong?" asked the nurse. "Well, I don't think that doctor knows what he's talking about." The husband said. "Oh, Really?" Replied the nurse. "Yeah, He said my wife has acute angina. And I've seen it!" -- -Barb, www.jamlady.eboard.com Updated 10-22-04; Popovers!. "Peace will come when the power of love overcomes the love of power." -Jimi Hendrix, and Lt. Joe Corcoran, Retired; St. Paul PD, Homicide Divn.
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14-11-2004, 04:41 PM
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"zxcvbob" wrote in message ... President Bush was especially perplexed when he heard about it... Best regards, Bob If you REALLY want to drive the Bush/Cheney contingency completely around the bend, making them move and change their email addresses.........just give the information to DR. ANDREW CHUNG M.D. who will rush in and provide all the free and unsolicited advice they never wanted, continuously, back-to-back, over and over, ad infinitum, ad nauseum............Cheney will drop dead just so he doesn't have to listen to him anymore....Bush will just keep humming to the imaginary monkey cymbal band in his head. -Ginny
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14-11-2004, 04:41 PM
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"zxcvbob" wrote in message ... President Bush was especially perplexed when he heard about it... Best regards, Bob If you REALLY want to drive the Bush/Cheney contingency completely around the bend, making them move and change their email addresses.........just give the information to DR. ANDREW CHUNG M.D. who will rush in and provide all the free and unsolicited advice they never wanted, continuously, back-to-back, over and over, ad infinitum, ad nauseum............Cheney will drop dead just so he doesn't have to listen to him anymore....Bush will just keep humming to the imaginary monkey cymbal band in his head. -Ginny
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14-11-2004, 05:20 PM
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In article ,
zenit wrote: On Sat, 13 Nov 2004 21:54:58 -0600, zxcvbob had to open a new box of zerones to say: President Bush was especially perplexed when he heard about it... Best regards, Bob Bush is perplexed when he hears that the sun has come up... ! -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- zenit ROFL!!! Too Damned True!!! Om -- "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson
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14-11-2004, 05:21 PM
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In article ,
zxcvbob wrote: Andrew H. Carter wrote: On Sat, 13 Nov 2004 21:54:58 -0600, zxcvbob scribbled some thoughts: NOTE: Best viewed in a fixed pitch font President Bush was especially perplexed when he heard about it... Best regards, Bob Look, I don't care what his Aunt Gina looks like, as long as he can do his job. ;-) Actually, something like Bush saying, "Men don't have anginas!" was the punchline I was going for. You're bad! ;-D Seriously though, I've not really kept up on his health issues. About the only thing I know is that he has had something like 4 heart attacks in the past. That's why I waited until the news that Cheney was OK before I made a stupid joke about his health. Best regards, :-) Bob Om. -- "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson
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14-11-2004, 06:44 PM
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Melba's Jammin' wrote:
In article , zxcvbob wrote: President Bush was especially perplexed when he heard about it... Best regards, Bob You want this joke? Reporter: Mr President, can you tell us about Mr. Cheney's angina? pResident: His what? Reporter: Dick Cheney has acute angina - can you tell us about it? pResident: (giggles) How do YOU know? Reporter: Excuse me, Mr. President...? pResident: You said he has a cute angina - how do you know? Or this one: A doctor came out of a patient's room. So the nurse went in to check on her patient. There she found the husband scratching his head and frowning. "What's wrong?" asked the nurse. "Well, I don't think that doctor knows what he's talking about." The husband said. "Oh, Really?" Replied the nurse. "Yeah, He said my wife has acute angina. And I've seen it!" Both of 'em. Thanks. :-) Best regards, Bob
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