"Bigot Doofus" > wrote

> My attractive male poodle Nathan has a problem his coat at the rear,
> and his back legs are getting stained a light brown. How can i fix the
> problem? As well as that i wonder if he has poor hearing? Sometimes I
> call and he seems not to hear me.

You're a bigot, you wallow in shit, so the poor dog wallows in shit too, and
that's where the stain comes from, moron.

As far as the hearing, he's ignoring you. He hates you like everyone else,
and he's trying to figure out how to escape.

Burger King King
All fear my shiny plastic head