The Magnificent ******* wrote:

At a private party last night I had -

3 or 4 Stoli and tonics

1 glass of Hynotiq on the rocks (didn't really like it)

2 glasses of Cristal Brut '96 (midnight toast)

No hangover today.

Two Manhattans before dinner, a bottle of Riesling and a
1/2 bottle of Chardonay with dinner, a glass of brandy
after dinner, and a glass of Gran Marnier at midnight.. I
was up at 7:30 am with no hangover and baking a Black
Forest Cake at 8:00 am.

From: John Gaughan

Samuel Adam's Boston Lager
Jack Daniels and coke
Knob Creek and coke
Captain Morgan's and coke

...and four hot pockets :-)

ROFLMAO!

Ellen

On Thu, 01 Jan 2004 21:16:38 -0500, in alt.tv.sopranos, Dave Smith puts
the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this
whenever it's told -


The Magnificent ******* wrote:

At a private party last night I had -

3 or 4 Stoli and tonics

1 glass of Hynotiq on the rocks (didn't really like it)

2 glasses of Cristal Brut '96 (midnight toast)

No hangover today.

Two Manhattans before dinner, a bottle of Riesling and a
1/2 bottle of Chardonay with dinner, a glass of brandy
after dinner, and a glass of Gran Marnier at midnight.. I
was up at 7:30 am with no hangover and baking a Black
Forest Cake at 8:00 am.

Boy did I ever get confused reading this post!

I read about the two manhattans and I thought "WHOA, this guy can
*drink*!"....but then I saw the chardonay and I was like "WTF? What
kind of manly man drinks *chardonay*?".....and then when I saw the part
about baking a cake, I thought "What kind of woman is named *Dave*?"

Pretty confusing.....

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The Magnificent *******
wrote in

On Thu, 01 Jan 2004 21:16:38 -0500, in alt.tv.sopranos, Dave Smith
puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It
does this whenever it's told -


The Magnificent ******* wrote:

At a private party last night I had -

3 or 4 Stoli and tonics

1 glass of Hynotiq on the rocks (didn't really like it)

2 glasses of Cristal Brut '96 (midnight toast)

No hangover today.

Two Manhattans before dinner, a bottle of Riesling and a
1/2 bottle of Chardonay with dinner, a glass of brandy
after dinner, and a glass of Gran Marnier at midnight.. I
was up at 7:30 am with no hangover and baking a Black
Forest Cake at 8:00 am.

Boy did I ever get confused reading this post!

I read about the two manhattans and I thought "WHOA, this guy can
*drink*!"....but then I saw the chardonay and I was like "WTF?
What kind of manly man drinks *chardonay*?".....and then when I
saw the part about baking a cake, I thought "What kind of woman is
named *Dave*?"

Pretty confusing.....


Her parents were alcoholics, too.

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From: Craig Welch

We had a great night. A neighbour had a bonfire, the biggest I've
ever seen. I would estimate that it covered about a quarter of an
acre.

Lord, that isn't a Bonfire, that's a land clear. a Quarter of an Acre?
Whew...how did you could you get close enough to get your sausage to sizzle
without sing'ing your eyebrows (and britches) off?

Ellen

Diet Pepsi
No hangover today

On 2 Jan 2004 04:22:25 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos, Soapy puts the lotion on
it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it's
told -


The Magnificent *******
wrote in

On Thu, 01 Jan 2004 21:16:38 -0500, in alt.tv.sopranos, Dave Smith
puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It
does this whenever it's told -


The Magnificent ******* wrote:

At a private party last night I had -

3 or 4 Stoli and tonics

1 glass of Hynotiq on the rocks (didn't really like it)

2 glasses of Cristal Brut '96 (midnight toast)

No hangover today.

Two Manhattans before dinner, a bottle of Riesling and a
1/2 bottle of Chardonay with dinner, a glass of brandy
after dinner, and a glass of Gran Marnier at midnight.. I
was up at 7:30 am with no hangover and baking a Black
Forest Cake at 8:00 am.

Boy did I ever get confused reading this post!

I read about the two manhattans and I thought "WHOA, this guy can
*drink*!"....but then I saw the chardonay and I was like "WTF?
What kind of manly man drinks *chardonay*?".....and then when I
saw the part about baking a cake, I thought "What kind of woman is
named *Dave*?"

Pretty confusing.....


Her parents were alcoholics, too.

They must have been drunk when they named her.




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On Fri, 02 Jan 2004 14:45:49 +1000, Craig Welch
wrote:

On 02 Jan 2004 04:24:57 GMT, (SportKite1) wrote:

We had a great night. A neighbour had a bonfire, the biggest I've
ever seen. I would estimate that it covered about a quarter of an
acre.

Lord, that isn't a Bonfire, that's a land clear. a Quarter of an Acre?

Yes, it's still smoking!

Whew...how did you could you get close enough to get your sausage to sizzle
without sing'ing your eyebrows (and britches) off?

The sausage weren't actually sizzled on that fire. They were sizzled
on a Weber at the house ...

The closest we got to the fire was about 20 feet. Although some of
the kids went closer, putting sticks in to catch alight, for the
smaller fires they wanted to start.

You got that many trees down there? I pay $160.00 for a cord. In the
city it's much more.

Gar

On 02 Jan 2004 04:24:57 GMT, (SportKite1) wrote:

From: Craig Welch

We had a great night. A neighbour had a bonfire, the biggest I've
ever seen. I would estimate that it covered about a quarter of an
acre.

Lord, that isn't a Bonfire, that's a land clear. a Quarter of an Acre?

California wildfire?

Gar

"Gar wrote:

California wildfire?

Gar



Well, no. That would require thousands of acres burned, hundreds of homes
destroyed, human casualties, untold numbers of pets/animals lost, thousands of
displaced, frightened people living in temporary shelters, emergency crews
working around the clock for days/weeks, and a price in the billions of
dollars. And just as an added bonus, throw in some Christmas day mudslides to
kill some more people.
I got the attempt at humor, Gar. But some folks like me, who were right here
witnessing hell on earth might not find too much to laugh about.

Have a happy, prosperous, and healthy New Year.

Jim

"Slayah" wrote in message
...

At a Russian club I had shots of what they (the Russians) claimed was the
Number
One vodka, bar none. It was excellent. I asked what the name of it was and
was
told "Russian Standard." I've never heard of it. That's an odd name for
something that's supposed to be the tops. Believe me, it did taste above
and
beyond any vodka I've ever had, it was very elite. Maybe it also has a
Russian
name.

I believe that "Standard" is the direct translation from the Russian. I've
heard so much about this vodka! I would very much like to try it. I thought
that it was unavailable in the U.S. I heard, but have no direct knowledge,
that is about the cheapest vodka in Russia. I am sure, however, that that
won't be the case in the U.S. if it is imported.

Charlie

On Thu, 1 Jan 2004 17:33:59 -0500, The Magnificent *******
wrote:

At a private party last night I had -

Diet A&W Root beer. I'm not much of a drinker.

--
Siobhan Perricone
"To announce that there must be no criticism of the president, or
that we are to stand by the president, right or wrong, is not only
unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American
public." -- Theodore Roosevelt, 1918

You have a choice: www.deanforamerica.com
Feel free to contact me about him, he was my governor and "boss" for 10 years.

"If the percent of minorities in your state has anything to do with how you
can connect with African American voters, then Trent Lott would be Martin
Luther King, Jr." - Howard Dean

well if a guy can make a black forest gateaux at 8.am. after a few
drinks the night before, then i would welcome the recipe. how about it
Dave. ta, in advance.

On 02 Jan 2004 06:22:39 GMT, tose (Jim) wrote:

Well, no. That would require thousands of acres burned, hundreds of homes
destroyed, human casualties, untold numbers of pets/animals lost, thousands of
displaced, frightened people living in temporary shelters, emergency crews
working around the clock for days/weeks, and a price in the billions of
dollars. And just as an added bonus, throw in some Christmas day mudslides to
kill some more people.

I think the rest of the country pretty much universally feels some of
your pain. I have family in your state.

I got the attempt at humor, Gar.

It wasn't an attempt at humor. It was irony. We're destroying the
planet, and the story just hit me odd.

But some folks like me, who were right here
witnessing hell on earth might not find too much to laugh about.

I don't find burning a quarter acre woodpile to entertain a few
couples much to laugh at either. The poster didn't say the origin of
the wood, but it doesn't sound like a weekend tree trimming job. I
could have heated my house for years with that much wood. Ever heard
of our endangered rain forests? Or all the other fires through the
US? I'm not a scientist. But from what I read and hear, even they
can't agree on what to do about it.

Have a happy, prosperous, and healthy New Year.

You too

Gar

paula wrote:

well if a guy can make a black forest gateaux at 8.am. after a few
drinks the night before, then i would welcome the recipe. how about it
Dave. ta, in advance.

I cheated. It was an Oekter mix. It was good :-)