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is there a mad cow in that burger?



 
 
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Old 24-12-2003, 09:54 AM
nick
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Time to turn Veggie, burger fans!

"First 'mad cow' case rattles US"

"The diseased cow is undergoing tests"

(symptoms included choking on a pretzel)

"The United States has reported its first suspected case of "mad cow
disease", or BSE, in Washington state."

"In response, a number of countries in Asia, including America's biggest
importer, Japan, have moved swiftly to ban US beef."

(http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/3345455.stm)


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Old 24-12-2003, 02:20 PM
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In article , "nick"
wrote:

Time to turn Veggie, burger fans!


It could be too late for some.

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However, meat from a cow with the deadly mad cow disease may have already been
eaten, possibly in the form of hamburger, Washington State Deputy Director of
Agriculture Bill Brookerson said yesterday.

Asked at a press conference if it was possible that the meat had already been
consumed, Brookerson replied: "It's possible."
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Old 24-12-2003, 02:45 PM
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On Wed, 24 Dec 2003 09:54:56 -0000, "nick"
wrote:

Time to turn Veggie, burger fans!


But you turned to Cheese Wiz, Fatso.

"First 'mad cow' case rattles US"

"The diseased cow is undergoing tests"


And will soon joining the millions of dead cows and sheep in the UK?


(symptoms included choking on a pretzel)


Or getting caught placing gay personal ads, eh Fatso. Bwahaha..etc.

"The United States has reported its first suspected case of "mad cow
disease", or BSE, in Washington state."

"In response, a number of countries in Asia, including America's biggest
importer, Japan, have moved swiftly to ban US beef."

(http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/3345455.stm)


If the US ever bans beef, Fatso..er Nick won't ever get a green
card.

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Old 24-12-2003, 03:58 PM
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Waiving the right to remain silent, "nick"
said:

"In response, a number of countries in Asia, including America's
biggest importer, Japan, have moved swiftly to ban US beef."


Japanses cars are involved in thousands of US deaths. I propose that
we move to ban their import.

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Old 24-12-2003, 04:53 PM
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" Bogart " wrote in
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But you turned to Cheese Wiz, Fatso.


So nicky is a vegetarian? Figures.

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Old 24-12-2003, 05:07 PM
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Waiving the right to remain silent, Asmodeus
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" Bogart " wrote in
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But you turned to Cheese Wiz, Fatso.


So nicky is a vegetarian? Figures.


Nicky can afford to eat only what grows in his large navel.

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Old 24-12-2003, 05:19 PM
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Asmodeus wrote:

" Bogart " wrote in
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But you turned to Cheese Wiz, Fatso.


So nicky is a vegetarian? Figures.


He's a vegetable.
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Old 24-12-2003, 05:23 PM
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nick wrote:

Time to turn Veggie, burger fans!

"First 'mad cow' case rattles US"

"The diseased cow is undergoing tests"

(symptoms included choking on a pretzel)

"The United States has reported its first suspected case of "mad cow
disease", or BSE, in Washington state."

"In response, a number of countries in Asia, including America's biggest
importer, Japan, have moved swiftly to ban US beef."

(http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/3345455.stm)


New Zealand, long a friend and supporter of the USa, has not banned US beef
imports.
We are of course irritated that the price of domestic beef will now rise
drastically as the US attempts to buy our total stocks of beef. :-P

Regards,
Greg.P.

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Old 24-12-2003, 07:27 PM
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"Larry Jandro" wrote in message

Asked at a press conference if it was possible that the meat had
already been consumed, Brookerson replied: "It's possible."


Almost anything is "possible." Is it probable..?


That there are mad people in the USA?


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Old 24-12-2003, 07:53 PM
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On Wed, 24 Dec 2003 19:27:38 -0000, "nick"
wrote:


"Larry Jandro" wrote in message

Asked at a press conference if it was possible that the meat had
already been consumed, Brookerson replied: "It's possible."


Almost anything is "possible." Is it probable..?


That there are mad people in the USA?


We don't get mad at you limey ****heads, we get annoyed and
occasionally we get angry, but mad, not so Fatso.

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Old 24-12-2003, 08:47 PM
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Gregory Procter wrote:


nick wrote:


Time to turn Veggie, burger fans!

"First 'mad cow' case rattles US"

"The diseased cow is undergoing tests"

(symptoms included choking on a pretzel)

"The United States has reported its first suspected case of "mad cow
disease", or BSE, in Washington state."

"In response, a number of countries in Asia, including America's biggest
importer, Japan, have moved swiftly to ban US beef."

(http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/3345455.stm)



New Zealand, long a friend and supporter of the USa, has not banned US beef
imports.


We don't export much beef. The beef bans were/are mostly symbolic as we
consume more then we produce. That makes us a beef importer - not exporter.

We are of course irritated that the price of domestic beef will now rise
drastically as the US attempts to buy our total stocks of beef. :-P


Why would we buy anything extra? We are not eating more. Well maybe, I
just came back from the butcher with 6 pieces of prime rib. It cost me
$63.00 but they are fat - kinda like you.

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Old 24-12-2003, 09:02 PM
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"LIBassbug" wrote in message

Why would we buy anything extra? We are not eating more. Well maybe, I
just came back from the butcher with 6 pieces of prime rib. It cost me
$63.00 but they are fat - kinda like you.


You misspelled phat again.


 




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