A beautiful Christmas cookie recipe I came across.....Try it and let me
know how it tastes......

* Tequila Christmas Cookies
* Ingredients:
* 1 cup of water
* 1 tsp baking soda
* 1 cup of sugar
* 1 tsp salt
* 1 cup of brown sugar
* 1 tsp lemon juice
* 4 large eggs
* 1 cup nuts
* 2 cups of dried fruit
* 1 qt. bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo
again to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer and beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy
bowl.Add one teaspoon of sugar... beat again. At this point it's best to
make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and throw
in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off floor, mix on the
turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose
with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now
shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn
the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the
turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and
make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.Cherry Mistmas!

( not original)
Dennis

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A beautiful Christmas cookie recipe I came across.....Try it and let me
know how it tastes......

* Tequila Christmas Cookies
* Ingredients:
* 1 cup of water
* 1 tsp baking soda
* 1 cup of sugar
* 1 tsp salt
* 1 cup of brown sugar
* 1 tsp lemon juice
* 4 large eggs
* 1 cup nuts
* 2 cups of dried fruit
* 1 qt. bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo
again to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and
drink.

Turn on the electric mixer and beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy
bowl.Add one teaspoon of sugar... beat again. At this point it's best to
make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and throw
in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off floor, mix on the
turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose
with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now
shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.
Turn
the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat
off the
turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and
make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.Cherry Mistmas!

( not original)
Dennis

ROFL I liked that one

Merry Christmas to everyone also. Being "Down Under" it is now officially
Christmas Day.

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