Can I please deliver a pizza to Jill?!? Put sausage on one slice for me!?!

Tell me where to send a monster pizza!!! I can dial, ya know!?!

Andy

"Andy" q wrote in message ...
Can I please deliver a pizza to Jill?!? Put sausage on one slice for me!?!

Tell me where to send a monster pizza!!! I can dial, ya know!?!

Andy

That's a terrific idea.

If all goes will in 4 to 5 days she will be able to have some runny cream of
wheat.

With an attack of Divitriculosis the colon is so inflamed it shuts down
100%. They usually give massive antibiotics and do not allow any solid food
until the infection is close to 100% gone.

Food right now would probably be repulsive.


--
Old Scoundrel

(AKA Dimitri)

Dimitri said...


"Andy" q wrote in message ...
Can I please deliver a pizza to Jill?!? Put sausage on one slice for
me!?!

Tell me where to send a monster pizza!!! I can dial, ya know!?!

Andy

That's a terrific idea.

If all goes will in 4 to 5 days she will be able to have some runny
cream of wheat.

With an attack of Divitriculosis the colon is so inflamed it shuts down
100%. They usually give massive antibiotics and do not allow any solid
food until the infection is close to 100% gone.

Food right now would probably be repulsive.


Dimitri,

I've refrained from looking up the disease mostly out of fear. Seriously.

Best,

Andy

"Andy" q wrote in message ...
Dimitri said...

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Dimitri,

I've refrained from looking up the disease mostly out of fear. Seriously.

Best,

Andy

Fear not - it's a nice thought and gesture. - better yet send her 100 of
Demerol. Whoops only kidding.

Understood and it's not a problem however this is getting a little more
common place. Once you have a bout you want to avoid it at almost any
price. Like any other malady, the best you can do is to become informed
before you HAVE to become informed.

Read up, you'll learn about your body and how your diet (choice of foods)
effect your system.

I have not (Thanks God) had a bout in 8 or 9 years BUT I am very cognoscente
of my body - remember the old "an apple a day" there is a good reason -
Fiber. I also know what irritates my digestive system.

More often than not we become too busy to pat attention to what our system
is telling us. I am just as guilty as anyone else maybe more so.

I mention the cream of Wheat for a specific reason. Many years ago I was
hospitalized for the same thing Jill is in for. After the 4th or 5th day I
was allowed to have some "soft diet". That morning they brought the most
awful, barely warm, runny, dried around the edges, cream of wheat. I poured
some soft runny butter from a melted pat onto the stuff, I added some sugar
and ate with such gusto you would think is was a 6 course repast from the
Four Seasons in NYC.

:-)


--
Old Scoundrel

(AKA Dimitri)

Dimitri said...


"Andy" q wrote in message ...
Dimitri said...

snip


Dimitri,

I've refrained from looking up the disease mostly out of fear.
Seriously.

Best,

Andy

Fear not - it's a nice thought and gesture. - better yet send her 100 of
Demerol. Whoops only kidding.

Understood and it's not a problem however this is getting a little more
common place. Once you have a bout you want to avoid it at almost any
price. Like any other malady, the best you can do is to become informed
before you HAVE to become informed.

Read up, you'll learn about your body and how your diet (choice of
foods) effect your system.

I have not (Thanks God) had a bout in 8 or 9 years BUT I am very
cognoscente of my body - remember the old "an apple a day" there is a
good reason - Fiber. I also know what irritates my digestive system.

More often than not we become too busy to pat attention to what our
system is telling us. I am just as guilty as anyone else maybe more so.

I mention the cream of Wheat for a specific reason. Many years ago I
was hospitalized for the same thing Jill is in for. After the 4th or
5th day I was allowed to have some "soft diet". That morning they
brought the most awful, barely warm, runny, dried around the edges,
cream of wheat. I poured some soft runny butter from a melted pat onto
the stuff, I added some sugar and ate with such gusto you would think
is was a 6 course repast from the Four Seasons in NYC.

:-)


Dimitri,

Where's a dermerol when we need one!?? Dammit!!!

Andy
Just found OTC generic Zyrtec! Sinus problems solved in minutes!!!

On Sun, 13 Jul 2008 09:31:12 -0700, "Dimitri"
wrote:


"Andy" q wrote in message ...
Can I please deliver a pizza to Jill?!? Put sausage on one slice for me!?!

Tell me where to send a monster pizza!!! I can dial, ya know!?!

Andy

That's a terrific idea.

If all goes will in 4 to 5 days she will be able to have some runny cream of
wheat.

With an attack of Divitriculosis the colon is so inflamed it shuts down
100%. They usually give massive antibiotics and do not allow any solid food
until the infection is close to 100% gone.

Food right now would probably be repulsive.

but pictures of food won't hurt her digestive tract.


--
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.

Mae West