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14-05-2008, 07:20 PM
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OT::I know! I know. Too funny not post it
Last week some truck went by and tore out my cable. It was funny
in that it was a clean break and they took the cable, so I thought someone came by during the middle of the day and stole the wire off my house. Anyway. Today, truck goes by, tears out my neighbor's cable and electric wire! Road construction, detours, for some reason big trucks going down my little street. Electric company is out there as we speak, fixing the neighbor's wires. All of a sudden I hear MEEEOOOOOOWWWWWWWW! What kind of cat is that??? A cougar?? Loud. Where's my cat?? Oh, she's right here. Listening out the door I hear what that REALLY LOUD cat call was. The electric repair people were using microphones to communicate with each other. One of them didn't turn it off when he put it on the ground. The cat decided to hear how big he sounded on microphone. That cat is probably not even in the same county any longer. nancy 
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14-05-2008, 08:08 PM
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OT::I know! I know. Too funny not post it
On Wed 14 May 2008 11:20:21a, Nancy Young told us...
Last week some truck went by and tore out my cable. It was funny in that it was a clean break and they took the cable, so I thought someone came by during the middle of the day and stole the wire off my house. Anyway. Today, truck goes by, tears out my neighbor's cable and electric wire! Road construction, detours, for some reason big trucks going down my little street. Electric company is out there as we speak, fixing the neighbor's wires. All of a sudden I hear MEEEOOOOOOWWWWWWWW! What kind of cat is that??? A cougar?? Loud. Where's my cat?? Oh, she's right here. Listening out the door I hear what that REALLY LOUD cat call was. The electric repair people were using microphones to communicate with each other. One of them didn't turn it off when he put it on the ground. The cat decided to hear how big he sounded on microphone. That cat is probably not even in the same county any longer. nancy Funny and cute! -- Wayne Boatwright ------------------------------------------- Wednesday, 05(V)/14(XIV)/08(MMVIII) ------------------------------------------- Countdown till Memorial Day 1wks 4dys 11hrs 55mins ------------------------------------------- '...All the lonely people, where do they all come from?' - Beatles -------------------------------------------
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14-05-2008, 08:09 PM
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OT::I know! I know. Too funny not post it
Nancy Young wrote:
Last week some truck went by and tore out my cable. It was funny in that it was a clean break and they took the cable, so I thought someone came by during the middle of the day and stole the wire off my house. Anyway. Today, truck goes by, tears out my neighbor's cable and electric wire! Road construction, detours, for some reason big trucks going down my little street. Electric company is out there as we speak, fixing the neighbor's wires. All of a sudden I hear MEEEOOOOOOWWWWWWWW! What kind of cat is that??? A cougar?? Loud. Where's my cat?? Oh, she's right here. Listening out the door I hear what that REALLY LOUD cat call was. The electric repair people were using microphones to communicate with each other. One of them didn't turn it off when he put it on the ground. The cat decided to hear how big he sounded on microphone. Megaphones? -- Blinky Killing all posts from Google Groups The Usenet Improvement Project: http://improve-usenet.org NEW -- Now evaluating a GG-free news feed: http://usenet4all.se
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14-05-2008, 08:11 PM
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OT::I know! I know. Too funny not post it
"Blinky the Shark" wrote Nancy Young wrote: Last week some truck went by and tore out my cable. It was funny in that it was a clean break and they took the cable, so I thought someone came by during the middle of the day and stole the wire off my house. Anyway. Today, truck goes by, tears out my neighbor's cable and electric wire! Road construction, detours, for some reason big trucks going down my little street. Electric company is out there as we speak, fixing the neighbor's wires. All of a sudden I hear MEEEOOOOOOWWWWWWWW! What kind of cat is that??? A cougar?? Loud. Where's my cat?? Oh, she's right here. Listening out the door I hear what that REALLY LOUD cat call was. The electric repair people were using microphones to communicate with each other. One of them didn't turn it off when he put it on the ground. The cat decided to hear how big he sounded on microphone. Megaphones? Megaphones! You get the idea. nancy
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14-05-2008, 09:50 PM
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OT::I know! I know. Too funny not post it
Nancy Young wrote:
Last week some truck went by and tore out my cable. It was funny in that it was a clean break and they took the cable, so I thought someone came by during the middle of the day and stole the wire off my house. Anyway. Today, truck goes by, tears out my neighbor's cable and electric wire! Road construction, detours, for some reason big trucks going down my little street. Electric company is out there as we speak, fixing the neighbor's wires. All of a sudden I hear MEEEOOOOOOWWWWWWWW! What kind of cat is that??? A cougar?? Loud. Where's my cat?? Oh, she's right here. Listening out the door I hear what that REALLY LOUD cat call was. The electric repair people were using microphones to communicate with each other. One of them didn't turn it off when he put it on the ground. The cat decided to hear how big he sounded on microphone. That cat is probably not even in the same county any longer. nancy Thanks! Made my day! -- Dan Goodman "I have always depended on the kindness of stranglers." Tennessee Williams, A Streetcar Named Expire Journal http://dsgood.livejournal.com Futures http://clerkfuturist.wordpress.com mirror 1: http://dsgood.insanejournal.com mirror 2: http://dsgood.wordpress.com Links http://del.icio.us/dsgood
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15-05-2008, 12:41 AM
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OT::I know! I know. Too funny not post it
"Nancy Young" wrote in message news  Last week some truck went by and tore out my cable. It was funny in that it was a clean break and they took the cable, so I thought someone came by during the middle of the day and stole the wire off my house. Anyway. Today, truck goes by, tears out my neighbor's cable and electric wire! Road construction, detours, for some reason big trucks going down my little street. Electric company is out there as we speak, fixing the neighbor's wires. All of a sudden I hear MEEEOOOOOOWWWWWWWW! What kind of cat is that??? A cougar?? Loud. Where's my cat?? Oh, she's right here. Listening out the door I hear what that REALLY LOUD cat call was. The electric repair people were using microphones to communicate with each other. One of them didn't turn it off when he put it on the ground. The cat decided to hear how big he sounded on microphone. That cat is probably not even in the same county any longer. That really is funny.
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