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"Blinky the Shark" wrote in message news ![]() Bigbazza wrote: B.) If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Apparently big vans are never parked on the car's passenger side. Duh. -- Blinky Wouldn't that depend on how the car or truck are parked?.... If the truck was parked with front to curb and the car was parked with it's rear to curb.. So then, the drivers of both the truck and the car would be alongside each other... drivers doors that is... Bigbazza (Barry) Oz |
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"PeterLucas" wrote in message .25... "jmcquown" wrote in news:68bfrqF2rm9o9U1 @mid.individual.net: -- Peter Lucas Brisbane Australia Hey there, Peter...I just noticed the time on your post.. 2:59AM today.... Brisbane is still the same time zone as Sydney is..(Except your State (Qld) will not go 'Day Saving Time' during the Summer....) How come you are up as late as you do on UseNet?.... Do you suffer from insomnia?.... Bigbazza (Barry) Oz |
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"zxcvbob" wrote in message ... PeterLucas wrote: Not everyone is as effluent as you [Jill] and I. That's the funniest thing I've read in a while. (Look up the word "effluent") ;-) Bob LOL, yes...:-)) Bigbazza (Barry) Oz |
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"PeterLucas" wrote in message .25... zxcvbob wrote in news:68clefF2qc56aU1 @mid.individual.net: PeterLucas wrote: zxcvbob wrote in news:68bnfaF2sv6vuU1 @mid.individual.net: PeterLucas wrote: Not everyone is as effluent as you [Jill] and I. That's the funniest thing I've read in a while. (Look up the word "effluent") ;-) Bob It's a favourite saying of 'Kath and Kim' :-) http://www.kathandkim.com/ http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Kath_&_Kim http://www.theage.com.au/articles/20...864514250.html Kim: "I want to be effluent, Mum." Kath: "You are effluent, Kim...." I thought it was too good of a malapropism to be a simple misspelling, but it was still funny :-) If you ever get a chance to watch Kath&Kim...... it's a hoot :-) -- Peter Lucas Brisbane Australia Here's a URL for YouTube to see a few of them.... http://www.youtube.com/results?searc...m&search_type= Bigbazza (Barry) Oz |
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"Bigbazza" wrote in
: "PeterLucas" wrote in message .25... "jmcquown" wrote in news:68bfrqF2rm9o9U1 @mid.individual.net: Hey there, Peter...I just noticed the time on your post.. 2:59AM today.... Brisbane is still the same time zone as Sydney is..(Except your State (Qld) will not go 'Day Saving Time' during the Summer....) How come you are up as late as you do on UseNet?.... Do you suffer from insomnia?.... On 24 hour call. Had come back from a job around midnight, and it takes awhile for the body to calm back down. It was shortly after the 'discussion' with MacQueen I decided that she wasn't worth the effort and hit the sack around 4.30am, and was up again by 8am for another job. I'm hoping that tonight will yeild more time for sleep, but I'm not holding my breath. -- Peter Lucas Brisbane Australia You will travel through the valley of rejection; you will reside in the land of morning mists...and you will find your home, though it will not be where you left it. |
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"Bigbazza" wrote in news:68d0etF2rucocU1
@mid.individual.net: If you ever get a chance to watch Kath&Kim...... it's a hoot :-) Here's a URL for YouTube to see a few of them.... http://www.youtube.com/results?searc...m&search_type= Look at moi, look at moi!! -- Peter Lucas Brisbane Australia You will travel through the valley of rejection; you will reside in the land of morning mists...and you will find your home, though it will not be where you left it. |
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"Bigbazza" wrote in news:68d03gF2srsplU1
@mid.individual.net: "zxcvbob" wrote in message ... PeterLucas wrote: Not everyone is as effluent as you [Jill] and I. That's the funniest thing I've read in a while. (Look up the word "effluent") ;-) Bob LOL, yes...:-)) Unfortunately, some of the Yanks have had their humour gene genetically modified, and it no longer functions. -- Peter Lucas Brisbane Australia You will travel through the valley of rejection; you will reside in the land of morning mists...and you will find your home, though it will not be where you left it. |
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Bigbazza wrote:
"Blinky the Shark" wrote in message news ![]() Bigbazza wrote: B.) If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Apparently big vans are never parked on the car's passenger side. Duh. -- Blinky Wouldn't that depend on how the car or truck are parked?.... If the truck was parked with front to curb and the car was parked with it's rear to curb.. So then, the drivers of both the truck and the car would be alongside each other... drivers doors that is... Unless their passenger doors were adjacent. -- Blinky Killing all posts from Google Groups The Usenet Improvement Project: http://improve-usenet.org NEW -- Now evaluating a GG-free news feed: http://usenet4all.se |
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"PeterLucas" wrote in message Jilly's finding it very hard to comprehend that not everyone is as effluent as she is :-) Probably more effluent people here than affluent. |
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Michael "Dog3" wrote:
"Edwin Pawlowski" dropped this news:UZeUj.14590$V14.14037 @nlpi070.nbdc.sbc.com: in rec.food.cooking "PeterLucas" wrote in message Jilly's finding it very hard to comprehend that not everyone is as effluent as she is :-) Probably more effluent people here than affluent. Being affluent is having the ability to fill the gas tank without going... "oh shit"... Michael That would be me! But then, my car gets about 45 miles per gallon. I'll check back with you after I drive 12 hours to South Carolina (with a cat in tow). Jill |
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On Tue, 06 May 2008 13:48:10 -0500, zxcvbob
wrote: PeterLucas wrote: Not everyone is as effluent as you [Jill] and I. That's the funniest thing I've read in a while. (Look up the word "effluent") ;-) Bob a case could be made that they are both effluent. your pal, blake |
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On Wed, 7 May 2008 07:19:52 +0000 (UTC), PeterLucas
wrote: "Bigbazza" wrote in news:68d03gF2srsplU1 : "zxcvbob" wrote in message ... PeterLucas wrote: Not everyone is as effluent as you [Jill] and I. That's the funniest thing I've read in a while. (Look up the word "effluent") ;-) Bob LOL, yes...:-)) Unfortunately, some of the Yanks have had their humour gene genetically modified, and it no longer functions. it's just that australian humor and wit is typically so sophisticated it goes right over our pretty little heads. your pal, blake |
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"blake murphy" wrote in message ... On Wed, 7 May 2008 07:19:52 +0000 (UTC), PeterLucas wrote: "Bigbazza" wrote in news:68d03gF2srsplU1 : "zxcvbob" wrote in message ... PeterLucas wrote: Not everyone is as effluent as you [Jill] and I. That's the funniest thing I've read in a while. (Look up the word "effluent") ;-) Bob LOL, yes...:-)) Unfortunately, some of the Yanks have had their humour gene genetically modified, and it no longer functions. it's just that australian humor and wit is typically so sophisticated it goes right over our pretty little heads. HAW! err, I mean, that's exactly what I was thinking. Peter is such a witty card, it's just so hard to keep up! |
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"jmcquown" wrote in
: Michael "Dog3" wrote: "Edwin Pawlowski" dropped this news:UZeUj.14590$V14.14037 @nlpi070.nbdc.sbc.com: in rec.food.cooking "PeterLucas" wrote in message Jilly's finding it very hard to comprehend that not everyone is as effluent as she is :-) Probably more effluent people here than affluent. Being affluent is having the ability to fill the gas tank without going... "oh shit"... Michael That would be me! So we can append 'braggard' on your CV, along with bully, and lush....... But then, my car gets about 45 miles per gallon. I'll check back with you after I drive 12 hours to South Carolina (with a cat in tow). Well, I hope the cops bust your ass good for animal cruelty. Most normal people put the damn cat *inside* the car. I'm not a cat lover by any means, but I would never resort to such cruelty. -- Peter Lucas Brisbane Australia You will travel through the valley of rejection; you will reside in the land of morning mists...and you will find your home, though it will not be where you left it. |