On May 9, 8:57Â*am, Sheldon wrote:
On May 9, 12:51�am, Alexm wrote:





On Apr 17, 10:40�am, Lou Decruss wrote:

On Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:33:54 -0700 (PDT), Alexm
wrote:

Today I purchased a package (9 oz.) of frozen SeaPak(R) "Jumbo Breaded
Butterfly Shrimp". �Well, the shrimp were noways near jumbo in size.
The breading is spread out to make them look large but, when the
breading comes off, the shrimp look very much less than medium in
size. �What the heck is going on in this world? �Is nothing any good
any more? �I would suggest that anyone who buys such products take
them back to the store and get a full refund - which is what I am
going to do.

Alexm

Anyone who purchases such a product deserves any disappointment they
get. �Did you think there were going to be 2 dozen 12 count shrimp in
that tiny little 9 oz. box? �Taking it back proves you're either a
total idiot, or a troll. �Maybe both.

Lou

You don't get it. �It has nothing to do with the number of shrimp. �It
has everything to do with the size of the shrimp in each breaded
shrimp (i.e., the amount of shrimp compared to the amount of breading

You don't get it... when you buy "Jumbo Breaded Shrimp" you are buying
shrimp with jumbo breading. Â*If you want breaded jumbo shrimp then buy
"Breaded Jumbo Shrimp", Â*You did not get ripped off, you got exactly
what you paid for. Â*If you feel ripped off that's entirely your own
fault... because you can't read... advertising agents pander to
functionally illiterate dumb douchebags like you.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

The company that produced this product is, in my opinion, a ripper-
offer. Period.

Alexm

AlexDunce sputtered:
On May 9, 8:57Â*am, Sheldon wrote:





On May 9, 12:51�am, Alexm wrote:

On Apr 17, 10:40�am, Lou Decruss wrote:

On Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:33:54 -0700 (PDT), Alexm
wrote:

Today I purchased a package (9 oz.) of frozen SeaPak(R) "Jumbo Breaded
Butterfly Shrimp". �Well, the shrimp were noways near jumbo in size.
The breading is spread out to make them look large but, when the
breading comes off, the shrimp look very much less than medium in
size. �What the heck is going on in this world? �Is nothing any good
any more? �I would suggest that anyone who buys such products take
them back to the store and get a full refund - which is what I am
going to do.

Alexm

Anyone who purchases such a product deserves any disappointment they
get. �Did you think there were going to be 2 dozen 12 count shrimp in
that tiny little 9 oz. box? �Taking it back proves you're either a
total idiot, or a troll. �Maybe both.

Lou

You don't get it. �It has nothing to do with the number of shrimp. �It
has everything to do with the size of the shrimp in each breaded
shrimp (i.e., the amount of shrimp compared to the amount of breading

You don't get it... when you buy "Jumbo Breaded Shrimp" you are buying
shrimp with jumbo breading. Â*If you want breaded jumbo shrimp then buy
"Breaded Jumbo Shrimp", Â*You did not get ripped off, you got exactly
what you paid for. Â*If you feel ripped off that's entirely your own
fault... because you can't read... advertising agents pander to
functionally illiterate dumb douchebags like you.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

The company that produced this product is, in my opinion, a ripper-
offer.

The only reason to bread any food is as a way to sell stale bread
(that otherwise would go in the compost heap) and to make it appear
larger... KFC got rich selling small chickens with enough breading to
make them appear like you're getting a bargain when in fact it's all
an illusion... when you buy KFC you are mostly getting a bucketful of
greasy crumbs and a bucket. Breaded shimp is an illusion... and that
you are a fool is a fact... next time you buy KFC save that bucket,
put it over your head so no one can see your imbecile headed point.

DummKopf wrote:
Sheldon wrote:

Sheesh but you're dumb, you just proved you can't read... ignoranus!

and "ignoramus" would be proper. �

Well, you're that too...

But you are an ignoranus... ignorant and an asshole! g

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. . . .

On May 9, 8:57Â*am, Sheldon wrote:
On May 9, 12:51�am, Alexm wrote:





On Apr 17, 10:40�am, Lou Decruss wrote:

On Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:33:54 -0700 (PDT), Alexm
wrote:

Today I purchased a package (9 oz.) of frozen SeaPak(R) "Jumbo Breaded
Butterfly Shrimp". �Well, the shrimp were noways near jumbo in size.
The breading is spread out to make them look large but, when the
breading comes off, the shrimp look very much less than medium in
size. �What the heck is going on in this world? �Is nothing any good
any more? �I would suggest that anyone who buys such products take
them back to the store and get a full refund - which is what I am
going to do.

Alexm

Anyone who purchases such a product deserves any disappointment they
get. �Did you think there were going to be 2 dozen 12 count shrimp in
that tiny little 9 oz. box? �Taking it back proves you're either a
total idiot, or a troll. �Maybe both.

Lou

You don't get it. �It has nothing to do with the number of shrimp. �It
has everything to do with the size of the shrimp in each breaded
shrimp (i.e., the amount of shrimp compared to the amount of breading

You don't get it... when you buy "Jumbo Breaded Shrimp" you are buying
shrimp with jumbo breading. Â*If you want breaded jumbo shrimp then buy
"Breaded Jumbo Shrimp", Â*You did not get ripped off, you got exactly
what you paid for. Â*If you feel ripped off that's entirely your own
fault... because you can't read... advertising agents pander to
functionally illiterate dumb douchebags like you.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Well now we know that these breaded shrimp are terrible! And,
according to you, American consumers are "functionally illiterate dumb
douchebags". One does not fail to notice here a remarkable distain
for the consumer and absolutely no invective against the
manufacturer. Do you work for the company?

Alexm

On Sun 11 May 2008 09:47:34a, Alexm told us...

On May 9, 8:57Â*am, Sheldon wrote:
On May 9, 12:51�am, Alexm wrote:





On Apr 17, 10:40�am, Lou Decruss wrote:

On Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:33:54 -0700 (PDT), Alexm
wrote:

Today I purchased a package (9 oz.) of frozen SeaPak(R) "Jumbo
Breade
d Butterfly Shrimp". �Well, the shrimp were noways near jumbo i n
size. The breading is spread out to make them look large but, when
the breading comes off, the shrimp look very much less than medium
in
size. �What the heck is going on in this world? �Is n othing
any
good any more? �I would suggest that anyone who buys such
products
take them back to the store and get a full refund - which is what I
am going to do.

Alexm

Anyone who purchases such a product deserves any disappointment they
get. �Did you think there were going to be 2 dozen 12 count sh
rimp
in that tiny little 9 oz. box? �Taking it back proves you're eith
er
a total idiot, or a troll. �Maybe both.

Lou

You don't get it. �It has nothing to do with the number of shrim p.
�It has everything to do with the size of the shrimp in each breaded
shrimp (i.e., the amount of shrimp compared to the amount of breading

You don't get it... when you buy "Jumbo Breaded Shrimp" you are buying
shrimp with jumbo breading. Â*If you want breaded jumbo shrimp then bu y
"Breaded Jumbo Shrimp", Â*You did not get ripped off, you got exactly
what you paid for. Â*If you feel ripped off that's entirely your own
fault... because you can't read... advertising agents pander to
functionally illiterate dumb douchebags like you.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Well now we know that these breaded shrimp are terrible! And,
according to you, American consumers are "functionally illiterate dumb
douchebags". One does not fail to notice here a remarkable distain
for the consumer and absolutely no invective against the
manufacturer. Do you work for the company?

Alexm


No, but he IS a jumbo breaded shrimp...tiny shrimp and brain with lots of
surrounding breading. This explains a lot.

--
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Countdown till Memorial Day
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On May 11, 8:44Â*am, Sheldon wrote:
Â*AlexDunce sputtered:





On May 9, 8:57Â*am, Sheldon wrote:

On May 9, 12:51�am, Alexm wrote:

On Apr 17, 10:40�am, Lou Decruss wrote:

On Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:33:54 -0700 (PDT), Alexm
wrote:

Today I purchased a package (9 oz.) of frozen SeaPak(R) "Jumbo Breaded
Butterfly Shrimp". �Well, the shrimp were noways near jumbo in size.
The breading is spread out to make them look large but, when the
breading comes off, the shrimp look very much less than medium in
size. �What the heck is going on in this world? �Is nothing any good
any more? �I would suggest that anyone who buys such products take
them back to the store and get a full refund - which is what I am
going to do.

Alexm

Anyone who purchases such a product deserves any disappointment they
get. �Did you think there were going to be 2 dozen 12 count shrimp in
that tiny little 9 oz. box? �Taking it back proves you're either a
total idiot, or a troll. �Maybe both.

Lou

You don't get it. �It has nothing to do with the number of shrimp. �It
has everything to do with the size of the shrimp in each breaded
shrimp (i.e., the amount of shrimp compared to the amount of breading

You don't get it... when you buy "Jumbo Breaded Shrimp" you are buying
shrimp with jumbo breading. Â*If you want breaded jumbo shrimp then buy
"Breaded Jumbo Shrimp", Â*You did not get ripped off, you got exactly
what you paid for. Â*If you feel ripped off that's entirely your own
fault... because you can't read... advertising agents pander to
functionally illiterate dumb douchebags like you.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

The company that produced this product is, in my opinion, a ripper-
offer.

The only reason to bread any food is as a way to sell stale bread
(that otherwise would go in the compost heap) and to make it appear
larger... KFC got rich selling small chickens with enough breading to
make them appear like you're getting a bargain when in fact it's all
an illusion... when you buy KFC you are mostly getting a bucketful of
greasy crumbs and a bucket. Â*Breaded shimp is an illusion... and that
you are a fool is a fact... next time you buy KFC save that bucket,
put it over your head so no one can see your imbecile headed point.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

You are probably fairly young and have no idea what quality used to
mean. Apparently you know quite a lot about KFC so I presume you are
a customer with, as you put it, an upper anatomical feature which has
an "imbecile headed point" into which you stuff the chicken. Do you
prefer the crispy?

Alexm

On Sun 11 May 2008 09:58:35a, Alexm told us...

On May 11, 8:44Â*am, Sheldon wrote:
Â*AlexDunce sputtered:





On May 9, 8:57Â*am, Sheldon wrote:

On May 9, 12:51�am, Alexm wrote:

On Apr 17, 10:40�am, Lou Decruss wrote:

On Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:33:54 -0700 (PDT), Alexm amcwill...
@msn.co
m wrote:

Today I purchased a package (9 oz.) of frozen SeaPak(R) "Jumbo
Br
eaded Butterfly Shrimp". �Well, the shrimp were noways near
jum
bo in size. The breading is spread out to make them look large
but, when the breading comes off, the shrimp look very much
less
than medium in

size. �What the heck is going on in this world? � Is
nothing
any good any more? �I would suggest that anyone who buys such
prod ucts take them back to the store and get a full refund -
which is what I am

going to do.

Alexm

Anyone who purchases such a product deserves any disappointment
th
ey get. �Did you think there were going to be 2 dozen 12 coun
t
shrimp in that tiny little 9 oz. box? �Taking it back proves
you're either a total idiot, or a troll. �Maybe both.

Lou

You don't get it. �It has nothing to do with the number of s
hrimp. �It has everything to do with the size of the shrimp in
each breaded shrimp (i.e., the amount of shrimp compared to the
amount of breadin g

You don't get it... when you buy "Jumbo Breaded Shrimp" you are
buying

shrimp with jumbo breading. Â*If you want breaded jumbo shrimp the n
buy "Breaded Jumbo Shrimp", Â*You did not get ripped off, you got
exac tly what you paid for. Â*If you feel ripped off that's entirely
your o wn fault... because you can't read... advertising agents
pander to functionally illiterate dumb douchebags like you.- Hide
quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

The company that produced this product is, in my opinion, a ripper-
offer.

The only reason to bread any food is as a way to sell stale bread
(that otherwise would go in the compost heap) and to make it appear
larger... KFC got rich selling small chickens with enough breading to
make them appear like you're getting a bargain when in fact it's all
an illusion... when you buy KFC you are mostly getting a bucketful of
greasy crumbs and a bucket. Â*Breaded shimp is an illusion... and that

you are a fool is a fact... next time you buy KFC save that bucket,
put it over your head so no one can see your imbecile headed point.-
Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

You are probably fairly young and have no idea what quality used to
mean. Apparently you know quite a lot about KFC so I presume you are
a customer with, as you put it, an upper anatomical feature which has
an "imbecile headed point" into which you stuff the chicken. Do you
prefer the crispy?

Alexm


You must be fairly new here, Alex. Sheldon is not at all fairly young, and
is very much the fool himself, proven time and time again by his comments,
misquotes, and outright lying, not to mention his vehement and vile
personal attacks on many in the group. You would be best to killfile him
early on and forget about him. A continuing exchange with him only
encourages further unacceptable behavior.

--
Wayne Boatwright
-------------------------------------------
Sunday, 05(V)/11(XI)/08(MMVIII)
-------------------------------------------
Today is: Mother's Day, Pentecost
Countdown till Memorial Day
2wks 13hrs 45mins
-------------------------------------------
Clinton excuse #15: Hey - I just do
what the wife says
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On Sat, 10 May 2008 21:57:10 -0700 (PDT), Alexm
wrote:

The company that produced this product is, in my opinion, a ripper-
offer. Period.

Lesson learned, I hope. It's a newbie mistake you won't make again.

--
See return address to reply by email
remove the smile first

Sheldon wrote:
DummKopf wrote:
Sheldon wrote:

Sheesh but you're dumb, you just proved you can't read... ignoranus!
and "ignoramus" would be proper. �

Well, you're that too...

But you are an ignoranus... ignorant and an asshole! g

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. . . .

Shelly,

You *are* an adult, right? A ****ed up adult with *six* cats, right?

-dk

On Sun, 11 May 2008 16:52:59 GMT, Wayne Boatwright
wrote:

On Sun 11 May 2008 09:47:34a, Alexm told us...


Well now we know that these breaded shrimp are terrible! And,
according to you, American consumers are "functionally illiterate dumb
douchebags". One does not fail to notice here a remarkable distain
for the consumer and absolutely no invective against the
manufacturer. Do you work for the company?

Alexm


No, but he IS a jumbo breaded shrimp...tiny shrimp and brain with lots of
surrounding breading. This explains a lot.

but somehow i doubt he would be any more palatable dipped in cocktail
sauce.

your pal,
blake

On Sun, 11 May 2008 17:21:50 GMT, Wayne Boatwright
wrote:

On Sun 11 May 2008 09:58:35a, Alexm told us...

On May 11, 8:44Â*am, Sheldon wrote:

The only reason to bread any food is as a way to sell stale bread
(that otherwise would go in the compost heap) and to make it appear
larger... KFC got rich selling small chickens with enough breading to
make them appear like you're getting a bargain when in fact it's all
an illusion... when you buy KFC you are mostly getting a bucketful of
greasy crumbs and a bucket. Â*Breaded shimp is an illusion... and that

you are a fool is a fact... next time you buy KFC save that bucket,
put it over your head so no one can see your imbecile headed point.-
Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

You are probably fairly young and have no idea what quality used to
mean. Apparently you know quite a lot about KFC so I presume you are
a customer with, as you put it, an upper anatomical feature which has
an "imbecile headed point" into which you stuff the chicken. Do you
prefer the crispy?

Alexm


You must be fairly new here, Alex. Sheldon is not at all fairly young, and
is very much the fool himself, proven time and time again by his comments,
misquotes, and outright lying, not to mention his vehement and vile
personal attacks on many in the group. You would be best to killfile him
early on and forget about him. A continuing exchange with him only
encourages further unacceptable behavior.

but sheldon is still one of god's children. a deranged, psychotic,
vengeful god...

your pal,
blake

On Sun, 11 May 2008 20:51:41 -0400, DK
wrote:

Sheldon wrote:
DummKopf wrote:
Sheldon wrote:

Sheesh but you're dumb, you just proved you can't read... ignoranus!
and "ignoramus" would be proper. ?

Well, you're that too...

But you are an ignoranus... ignorant and an asshole! g

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. . . .

Shelly,

You *are* an adult, right? A ****ed up adult with *six* cats, right?

-dk

cats who say rude things about him behind his back.

your pal,
blake

On Mon 12 May 2008 10:06:21a, blake murphy told us...

On Sun, 11 May 2008 16:52:59 GMT, Wayne Boatwright
wrote:

On Sun 11 May 2008 09:47:34a, Alexm told us...


Well now we know that these breaded shrimp are terrible! And,
according
to you, American consumers are "functionally illiterate dumb
douchebags". One does not fail to notice here a remarkable distain for
the consumer and absolutely no invective against the manufacturer. Do
you work for the company?

Alexm


No, but he IS a jumbo breaded shrimp...tiny shrimp and brain with lots of
surrounding breading. This explains a lot.

but somehow i doubt he would be any more palatable dipped in cocktail
sauce.

your pal,
blake




A carbolic acid dip would be a better solution.

--
Wayne Boatwright
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Countdown till Memorial Day
1wks 6dys 13hrs 50mins
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better.'
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On Mon 12 May 2008 10:09:27a, blake murphy told us...

On Sun, 11 May 2008 17:21:50 GMT, Wayne Boatwright
wrote:

On Sun 11 May 2008 09:58:35a, Alexm told us...

On May 11, 8:44Â*am, Sheldon wrote:

The only reason to bread any food is as a way to sell stale bread
(that otherwise would go in the compost heap) and to make it appear
larger... KFC got rich selling small chickens with enough breading to
make them appear like you're getting a bargain when in fact it's all
an illusion... when you buy KFC you are mostly getting a bucketful of
greasy crumbs and a bucket. Â*Breaded shimp is an illusion... and
that

you are a fool is a fact... next time you buy KFC save that bucket,
put it over your head so no one can see your imbecile headed point.-
Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

You are probably fairly young and have no idea what quality used to
mean. Apparently you know quite a lot about KFC so I presume you are
a customer with, as you put it, an upper anatomical feature which has
an "imbecile headed point" into which you stuff the chicken. Do you
prefer the crispy?

Alexm


You must be fairly new here, Alex. Sheldon is not at all fairly young,
and is very much the fool himself, proven time and time again by his
comments, misquotes, and outright lying, not to mention his vehement and
vile personal attacks on many in the group. You would be best to
killfile him early on and forget about him. A continuing exchange with
him only encourages further unacceptable behavior.

but sheldon is still one of god's children. a deranged, psychotic,
vengeful god...

your pal,
blake


An apt conclusion!

--
Wayne Boatwright
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Monday, 05(V)/12(XII)/08(MMVIII)
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Countdown till Memorial Day
1wks 6dys 13hrs 45mins
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(A)bort (R)etry (F)ail (U)nplug & (S)ell
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On Thu, 8 May 2008 21:51:26 -0700 (PDT), Alexm
wrote:

On Apr 17, 10:40*am, Lou Decruss wrote:
On Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:33:54 -0700 (PDT), Alexm
wrote:

Today I purchased a package (9 oz.) of frozen SeaPak(R) "Jumbo Breaded
Butterfly Shrimp". *Well, the shrimp were noways near jumbo in size.
The breading is spread out to make them look large but, when the
breading comes off, the shrimp look very much less than medium in
size. *What the heck is going on in this world? *Is nothing any good
any more? *I would suggest that anyone who buys such products take
them back to the store and get a full refund - which is what I am
going to do.

Alexm

Anyone who purchases such a product deserves any disappointment they
get. *Did you think there were going to be 2 dozen 12 count shrimp in
that tiny little 9 oz. box? *Taking it back proves you're either a
total idiot, or a troll. *Maybe both.

Lou

You don't get it.


LOL.. I think YOU don't get "it" or "anything" else. You bought
garbage and expected it to taste good. Taking it back is like
returning a McDonalds meal because it didn't taste like a real
home-cooked burger. You got what you bought and paid for.

It has nothing to do with the number of shrimp. It
has everything to do with the size of the shrimp in each breaded
shrimp (i.e., the amount of shrimp compared to the amount of breading
and the size of the shrimp compared to the size of the breading).

Did the word "jumbo" confuse you? Or didn't you understand the box
was 9 oz.? Do you think a company is going to sell a box of 4-5
breaded shrimp to meet your definition of jumbo and be 9 oz?

Another way of putting it: Suppose you ordered a hot dog in a bun - a
hot dog bun of usual size- and when you got it you found that the hot
dog inside the bun was only about as large as you little finger.

Comparing even the worst hotdog joint to the frozen crap you bought is
insane. Hopefully you've learned your lesson and won't buy them
again. But I have a suspicion you live on frozen fish sticks and
frozen pizza.

Get the picture? Or do you need a 100 page dissertation.

I'll need the 100 pages please. Start typing now. I'm leaving
tomorrow for about 5 days and I'll look forward to reading it when I
return.

The product was no good.

99% of the junk in the freezer case is no good. But most people who
buy it realize that, and buy it because they can't cook for
themselves, or use it as emergency food. I'll even have a frozen
pizza once in awhile. But I don't return it because it doesn't taste
like what I can make for myself or what's available at a quality pizza
parlor.

Anyone with a minimum of intelligence would return the
product and get a refund.

I'll judge your intelligence after I read your 100 pages.

Lou