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The Book of Saukrates - Version .65 Beta



 
 
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Old 21-02-2008, 04:27 PM posted to alt.food.fast-food,rec.food.cooking,alt.usenet.kooks
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John Doe wrote:
when you live with your parents
you need to have a place of your own away from home. For me
it's my car. Only thing that sucks about it is It's VERY
difficult to drive whenever it's raining, for some reason
whenever it rains once the car starts moving I can't stop
it, because if I stop the engine dies and it won't restart
until the next day. So I have to alter my directions to
busy stoplights, and go thru stopsigns real slow hopefully
no traffic is coming. I had a big problem last year when
th eproblem first started, I thought I could make it thru
the drive-thru at Taco Bell by hitting the brakes and the
gas at the same time, but there was too much traffic there
that I messed up and it stalled right by the order box.
(the drive through has curbs so all the traffic was stuck)
This was the same Taco Bell that I currently boycott.
Anyway I couldn't get it started because of the rain, so
three Taco Bell guys had to come out and push my car away
in the rain. When they pushed me passed the window, I
hit the brakes to stop and get my food, and the three
guys got really mad and said some less then proffessional
remarks to me. This was the first day I knew the manager
there on a first-name-basis.

Easily my favorite Saukism. I always lol at the thought of him slamming
the brakes at the window and being taken aback by the crew's sudden
"unprofessionalism".

--
Albert Worschey
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Old 22-02-2008, 04:28 AM posted to alt.food.fast-food,rec.food.cooking,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.drive-in-food.gals-with-big-tits
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"Albert Worschey" wrote in message
. ..
John Doe wrote:
when you live with your parents
you need to have a place of your own away from home. For me it's my car.
Only thing that sucks about it is It's VERY difficult to drive whenever
it's raining, for some reason whenever it rains once the car starts
moving I can't stop
it, because if I stop the engine dies and it won't restart until the next
day. So I have to alter my directions to busy stoplights, and go thru
stopsigns real slow hopefully no traffic is coming. I had a big problem
last year when th eproblem first started, I thought I could make it thru
the drive-thru at Taco Bell by hitting the brakes and the gas at the same
time, but there was too much traffic there that I messed up and it
stalled right by the order box. (the drive through has curbs so all the
traffic was stuck) This was the same Taco Bell that I currently boycott.
Anyway I couldn't get it started because of the rain, so three Taco Bell
guys had to come out and push my car away in the rain. When they pushed
me passed the window, I hit the brakes to stop and get my food, and the
three
guys got really mad and said some less then proffessional remarks to me.
This was the first day I knew the manager there on a first-name-basis.

Easily my favorite Saukism. I always lol at the thought of him slamming
the brakes at the window and being taken aback by the crew's sudden
"unprofessionalism".

--
Albert Worschey


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Old 22-02-2008, 04:47 AM posted to alt.food.fast-food,rec.food.cooking,alt.usenet.kooks
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"Albert Worschey" wrote in message
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John Doe wrote:
when you live with your parents
you need to have a place of your own away from home. For me
it's my car. Only thing that sucks about it is It's VERY
difficult to drive whenever it's raining, for some reason
whenever it rains once the car starts moving I can't stop
it, because if I stop the engine dies and it won't restart
until the next day. So I have to alter my directions to
busy stoplights, and go thru stopsigns real slow hopefully
no traffic is coming. I had a big problem last year when
th eproblem first started, I thought I could make it thru
the drive-thru at Taco Bell by hitting the brakes and the
gas at the same time, but there was too much traffic there
that I messed up and it stalled right by the order box.
(the drive through has curbs so all the traffic was stuck)
This was the same Taco Bell that I currently boycott.
Anyway I couldn't get it started because of the rain, so
three Taco Bell guys had to come out and push my car away
in the rain. When they pushed me passed the window, I
hit the brakes to stop and get my food, and the three
guys got really mad and said some less then proffessional
remarks to me. This was the first day I knew the manager
there on a first-name-basis.

Easily my favorite Saukism. I always lol at the thought of him slamming
the brakes at the window and being taken aback by the crew's sudden
"unprofessionalism".

--
Albert Worschey


Dammit, what the hell that was the whole reason for my trip there in the
first place. They had no right to get mad. And I didn't "slam" them, I
just hit them like normal. You made that part up.


 




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