I got a kick out of this and hope you will too. It is a bit "adult" in
nature so please stop here if you must.


Ethel is a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loves to charge around the
nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed
down the long corridors.

Because she and her fellow residents are one sandwich short of a picnic,
they all tolerate each other, some of the males actually join in. One day,
Ethel was speeding along one corridor when a door opened and Mad Mike
stepped out of his room with his arm outstretched.

"STOP!" he said in a firm voice. "Have you got a license to drive that
thing?"
Ethel fished around in her handbag, pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it
up to him.
"OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.
As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird William
popped out in front of her and shouted, "STOP!" Have you got proof of
insurance?"
Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a beer coaster and held it up to him.
William nodded and said, "Carry on, ma'am".
As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door, Bonkers Brian
stepped out in front of her, stark naked, holding a very sizeable erection
in his hand.
"Oh, no!" said Ethel, "Not the breathalyzer again!"

Z GIRL wrote:
I got a kick out of this and hope you will too. It is a bit "adult" in
nature so please stop here if you must.


Ethel is a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loves to charge
around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up
to maximum speed down the long corridors.

(snip)
"Oh, no!" said Ethel, "Not the breathalyzer again!"

ROFL

I got a kick out of this and hope you will too. It is a bit "adult" in
nature so please stop here if you must.

Hey,, I am STILL laughing, thanks for sharing ...
Rosie

"Z GIRL" wrote in message
...
I got a kick out of this and hope you will too. It is a bit "adult" in
nature so please stop here if you must.

funny stuff snipped.

I have seen this one before but it still makes me laugh. Having worked in a
nursing home while I was in college.....well, I can see it happening and can
picture the residents (now dead no doubt) that would do it.
-Ginny

LOLOL!!!!


MArk Ferrante

On Sun, 19 Oct 2003 17:16:23 -0500, "Z GIRL"
wrote:

I got a kick out of this and hope you will too. It is a bit "adult" in
nature so please stop here if you must.


Ethel is a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loves to charge around the
nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed
down the long corridors.

Because she and her fellow residents are one sandwich short of a picnic,
they all tolerate each other, some of the males actually join in. One day,
Ethel was speeding along one corridor when a door opened and Mad Mike
stepped out of his room with his arm outstretched.

"STOP!" he said in a firm voice. "Have you got a license to drive that
thing?"
Ethel fished around in her handbag, pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it
up to him.
"OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.
As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird William
popped out in front of her and shouted, "STOP!" Have you got proof of
insurance?"
Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a beer coaster and held it up to him.
William nodded and said, "Carry on, ma'am".
As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door, Bonkers Brian
stepped out in front of her, stark naked, holding a very sizeable erection
in his hand.
"Oh, no!" said Ethel, "Not the breathalyzer again!"

Z GIRL wrote:

I got a kick out of this and hope you will too. It is a bit "adult" in
nature so please stop here if you must.

Cute joke.. here's another good one-
A woman was in a coma. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath.

One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a
response on the monitor when she touched her.

They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him,
"Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and
bring her out of the coma."

The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the
curtains for privacy. The hubby finally agreed and went into his wife's
room.

After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart
rate.

The nurses ran into the room. " What happened?" they cried.

The husband said, "I guess she choked."

"Z GIRL" wrote in message
...
I got a kick out of this and hope you will too. It is a bit "adult" in
nature so please stop here if you must.

[snip hilarity]

Thanks, that was very funny!