Adult Baby Bottles
 

On Thu, 06 Sep 2007 01:51:05 -0500, wrote:

>Has anyone noticed that adults are going back to drinking out of baby
>bottles with nipples? I'm referring to those sports bottles that have
>the spouts on them. They look and work just like a nipple on a baby
>bottle. Now adults all over the world can resort back to their
>infancy and once again drink from a nippled bottle. You can get
>water, fruit juice, those so called sports drinks. (I guess you got to
>be a real sport to drink that stuff), and much more. All of them come
>complete with the nipple. You no longer have to learn to use a cup
>for drinking. Just place the nipple in your mouth and suck. If you
>drink too fast, you can even get gas and colic. Ah yes, all the
>conveniences of the 2000's have turned us all into infants once again.
>I bet in a few years they will even have those bottles filled with
>mixed alcoholic drinks for all those alcoholic sports, such as
>competitive drinking, drinking to pass out, and drinking for dollars.
>Hell, I'll even go so far as to bet the future will give adults
>motorized strollers complete with a built in cellphone, laptop
>computer, an ipod, and of course a sports bottle with as nipple filled
>with the hard stuff. I only wonder if the drunk driving laws will
>affect drunk stroller drivers?
>Isn't modern commercialism in America great!

I hate those spout bottles. When I am thirsty I want to DRINK, not
squirt small drops in my mouth. Just more rediculous consumerism to
make a buck.

Adult Baby Bottles
 

On Sep 7, 1:05 am, wrote:
> On Thu, 06 Sep 2007 01:51:05 -0500, wrote:
> >Has anyone noticed that adults are going back to drinking out of baby
> >bottles with nipples? I'm referring to those sports bottles that have
> >the spouts on them. They look and work just like a nipple on a baby
> >bottle. Now adults all over the world can resort back to their
> >infancy and once again drink from a nippled bottle. You can get
> >water, fruit juice, those so called sports drinks. (I guess you got to
> >be a real sport to drink that stuff), and much more. All of them come
> >complete with the nipple. You no longer have to learn to use a cup
> >for drinking. Just place the nipple in your mouth and suck. If you
> >drink too fast, you can even get gas and colic. Ah yes, all the
> >conveniences of the 2000's have turned us all into infants once again.
> >I bet in a few years they will even have those bottles filled with
> >mixed alcoholic drinks for all those alcoholic sports, such as
> >competitive drinking, drinking to pass out, and drinking for dollars.
> >Hell, I'll even go so far as to bet the future will give adults
> >motorized strollers complete with a built in cellphone, laptop
> >computer, an ipod, and of course a sports bottle with as nipple filled
> >with the hard stuff. I only wonder if the drunk driving laws will
> >affect drunk stroller drivers?
> >Isn't modern commercialism in America great!
>
> I hate those spout bottles. When I am thirsty I want to DRINK, not
> squirt small drops in my mouth. Just more rediculous consumerism to
> make a buck.

A buddy and I once thought of going into business making high chairs
and bassinets for adult babies.

--Bryan

Adult Baby Bottles
 

Adult Baby Bottles
 

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> On Thu, 06 Sep 2007 01:51:05 -0500, wrote:
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>>Has anyone noticed that adults are going back to drinking out of baby
>>bottles with nipples? I'm referring to those sports bottles that have
>>the spouts on them. They look and work just like a nipple on a baby
>>bottle. Now adults all over the world can resort back to their
>>infancy and once again drink from a nippled bottle. You can get
>>water, fruit juice, those so called sports drinks. (I guess you got to
>>be a real sport to drink that stuff), and much more. All of them come
>>complete with the nipple. You no longer have to learn to use a cup
>>for drinking. Just place the nipple in your mouth and suck. If you
>>drink too fast, you can even get gas and colic. Ah yes, all the
>>conveniences of the 2000's have turned us all into infants once again.
>>I bet in a few years they will even have those bottles filled with
>>mixed alcoholic drinks for all those alcoholic sports, such as
>>competitive drinking, drinking to pass out, and drinking for dollars.
>>Hell, I'll even go so far as to bet the future will give adults
>>motorized strollers complete with a built in cellphone, laptop
>>computer, an ipod, and of course a sports bottle with as nipple filled
>>with the hard stuff. I only wonder if the drunk driving laws will
>>affect drunk stroller drivers?
>>Isn't modern commercialism in America great!
>
> I hate those spout bottles. When I am thirsty I want to DRINK, not
> squirt small drops in my mouth. Just more rediculous consumerism to
> make a buck.

It is even more frustrating when the tip won't come off.

Adult Baby Bottles
 

On Sep 7, 4:31 pm, "Kswck" > wrote:
> > wrote in message
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> > On Thu, 06 Sep 2007 01:51:05 -0500, wrote:
>
> >>Has anyone noticed that adults are going back to drinking out of baby
> >>bottles with nipples? I'm referring to those sports bottles that have
> >>the spouts on them. They look and work just like a nipple on a baby
> >>bottle. Now adults all over the world can resort back to their
> >>infancy and once again drink from a nippled bottle. You can get
> >>water, fruit juice, those so called sports drinks. (I guess you got to
> >>be a real sport to drink that stuff), and much more. All of them come
> >>complete with the nipple. You no longer have to learn to use a cup
> >>for drinking. Just place the nipple in your mouth and suck. If you
> >>drink too fast, you can even get gas and colic. Ah yes, all the
> >>conveniences of the 2000's have turned us all into infants once again.
> >>I bet in a few years they will even have those bottles filled with
> >>mixed alcoholic drinks for all those alcoholic sports, such as
> >>competitive drinking, drinking to pass out, and drinking for dollars.
> >>Hell, I'll even go so far as to bet the future will give adults
> >>motorized strollers complete with a built in cellphone, laptop
> >>computer, an ipod, and of course a sports bottle with as nipple filled
> >>with the hard stuff. I only wonder if the drunk driving laws will
> >>affect drunk stroller drivers?
> >>Isn't modern commercialism in America great!
>
> > I hate those spout bottles. When I am thirsty I want to DRINK, not
> > squirt small drops in my mouth. Just more rediculous consumerism to
> > make a buck.
>
> It is even more frustrating when the tip won't come off.

Or when your girlfriend gets too drunk to change your diaper.

--Bryan

Adult Baby Bottles
 

"Bobo Bonobo®" > wrote in message
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> On Sep 7, 4:31 pm, "Kswck" > wrote:
>> > wrote in message
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>> > On Thu, 06 Sep 2007 01:51:05 -0500, wrote:
>>
>> >>Has anyone noticed that adults are going back to drinking out of baby
>> >>bottles with nipples? I'm referring to those sports bottles that have
>> >>the spouts on them. They look and work just like a nipple on a baby
>> >>bottle. Now adults all over the world can resort back to their
>> >>infancy and once again drink from a nippled bottle. You can get
>> >>water, fruit juice, those so called sports drinks. (I guess you got to
>> >>be a real sport to drink that stuff), and much more. All of them come
>> >>complete with the nipple. You no longer have to learn to use a cup
>> >>for drinking. Just place the nipple in your mouth and suck. If you
>> >>drink too fast, you can even get gas and colic. Ah yes, all the
>> >>conveniences of the 2000's have turned us all into infants once again.
>> >>I bet in a few years they will even have those bottles filled with
>> >>mixed alcoholic drinks for all those alcoholic sports, such as
>> >>competitive drinking, drinking to pass out, and drinking for dollars.
>> >>Hell, I'll even go so far as to bet the future will give adults
>> >>motorized strollers complete with a built in cellphone, laptop
>> >>computer, an ipod, and of course a sports bottle with as nipple filled
>> >>with the hard stuff. I only wonder if the drunk driving laws will
>> >>affect drunk stroller drivers?
>> >>Isn't modern commercialism in America great!
>>
>> > I hate those spout bottles. When I am thirsty I want to DRINK, not
>> > squirt small drops in my mouth. Just more rediculous consumerism to
>> > make a buck.
>>
>> It is even more frustrating when the tip won't come off.
>
> Or when your girlfriend gets too drunk to change your diaper.
>
> --Bryan
>

Steady Sparky