It seems that almost everytime I stick a weiner in the microwave it
splits or explodes. Last night my husband was really drunk and
unconscious so just for fun I stuck his penis in the microwave and
slammed the door on it. He jumped when I slammed the door but
remained unconscious. I found that the door would not shut properly
so I used duck tape on the door. I turned on the microwave for 5
minutes. After about the 3rd minute there was a terrible explosion.
The tape ripped and the door flew open. My husband was still
unconscious buy was moaning in pain. When I looked down, his penis
was split in half and the whole end of it had exploded off. Today he
is really angry at me, and he went to the hospital where they are
keeping him for at least 3 days. I think I may have screwed up, but
it seemed like the thing to do at the time. Why did his penis explode
like that? Weiners have never blown apart in that same way.

Shelley