"hahabogus" wrote in message
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blake murphy wrote in
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On Fri, 10 Aug 2007 12:34:56 -0500, Melba's Jammin'
wrote:

In article ,
"Dee Dee" wrote:

Again my story about my cousin (d. age 105) who told me that she was
born in Puerto Rico. It was years before I got onto it that it was
Puerto Rico, WV. Another I like and there are many in WV, is Berlin.

Huh. I thought that was water at 212 degrees. "The water's berlin',
Mother."

what *is* it with you and the boiling water?

your pal,
blake


She don't know nuthin about birthin no babies?

The house of the burning beet-Alan


Lawzy, we got to have a doctor!
Prizzy -- oops, I mean: Dee Dee

On Aug 11, 1:49 pm, zxcvbob wrote:
The Truthful Assh0le wrote:

In kindergarten they taught us not to eat paste.

Notes: Good but doesn't quite taste right. Probably celery is the
wrong spice. Try white pepper next time.

That looks truly disgusting. It is, however, funny that they specify
"bottled lemon juice," as if using fresh just wouldn't be right.
* * *

That's my recipe, and I specified bottled lemon juice because that's
what I used. You can substitute fresh if you want and it will probably
turn out just fine. But if it doesn't, don't blame me.

So you claim credit for messing up perfectly decent mayo with your
"paste."

Bob

--Bryan

On Aug 8, 8:59?pm, zxcvbob wrote:
I know how to make mayonnaise, but (except for in egg salad) I like
Miracle Whip better. (It's what I grew up with) Especially the old
Miracle Whip that had soybean oil as the first ingredient instead of the
second. So what do I need to mix into homemade mayo to make homemade
Salad Dressing. Corn starch and water paste, paprika, and sugar?

Thanks,
Bob

Homemade Miracle Whip
Recipe #417815 ratings
I found this recipe for homemade Miracle Whip in the local paper.
Miracle Whip is not available where I live, so it's nice to have a jar
of this in the fridge.
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68 servings 1/2 liter 20 min 10 min prep
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2 egg yolks
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 tablespoon powdered sugar
3 tablespoons lemon juice or vinegar
1 1/2 cups oil
1 1/2 tablespoons flour or cornstarch
1 teaspoon dry mustard
1/2 cup boiling water
2 tablespoons vinegar
salt

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Using a blender or electric mixer, blend egg yolks, salt, sugar and 1
tablespoons of the lemon juice.
Slowly pour in 1 cup oil, a few drops at a time, mixing thoroughly.
Add remaining 1/2 cup oil a little faster, carefully blending in each
bit before adding the remaining 2 tablespoons lemon juice.
Mix the flour, mustard, boiling water and vinegar together until
smooth.
Pour into a small saucepan and cook until smooth and paste-like (but
not too thick).
Slowly add this hot mixture to the mayonnaise and blend well.
Pour in a container and cool in the refrigerator.

On Aug 11, 8:42 pm, pamjd wrote:
On Aug 8, 8:59?pm, zxcvbob wrote:

I know how to make mayonnaise, but (except for in egg salad) I like
Miracle Whip better. (It's what I grew up with) Especially the old
Miracle Whip that had soybean oil as the first ingredient instead of the
second. So what do I need to mix into homemade mayo to make homemade
Salad Dressing. Corn starch and water paste, paprika, and sugar?

Thanks,
Bob

Homemade Miracle Whip
Recipe #417815 ratings
I found this recipe for homemade Miracle Whip in the local paper.
Miracle Whip is not available where I live, so it's nice to have a jar
of this in the fridge.

I have a recipe for corny dogshit.

Feed you dog a can of corn. Check after every defecation. Eventually
there will appear corny dogshit. Goes well with Miracle Whip.

--Bryan

On Sat, 11 Aug 2007 18:58:52 GMT, hahabogus wrote:

blake murphy wrote in
:

On Fri, 10 Aug 2007 12:34:56 -0500, Melba's Jammin'
wrote:

In article ,
"Dee Dee" wrote:

Again my story about my cousin (d. age 105) who told me that she was
born in Puerto Rico. It was years before I got onto it that it was
Puerto Rico, WV. Another I like and there are many in WV, is Berlin.

Huh. I thought that was water at 212 degrees. "The water's berlin',
Mother."

what *is* it with you and the boiling water?

your pal,
blake


She don't know nuthin about birthin no babies?

i thought that was primarily to give the father something to do to
keep him out of everyone's hair.

your pal,
blake

In article ,
(Victor Sack) wrote:

Melba's Jammin' wrote:

Novy Praha

I will let you know that this is a terrible, totally inexcusable grammar
mistake! Praha is feminine, ergo Nova Praha. Ha!

Ohfer! I've been waiting for that shoe to drop! Ha, yourself!
--
-Barb, Mother Superior, HOSSSPoJ
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