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29-05-2007, 03:08 AM
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Pastor Kutchie, ordained atheist minister said... On May 28, 2:01 pm, St. Jackanapes wrote: "The ejaculate from satan has the consistency and smell of emesis." - Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD I'd love to see him explain how he knows that. A taste test, I suppose. -- St. Jackanapes ~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~ Ordained Minister & Holy Saint of The Universal Life Church ---------------------------------------------------------------------- WEBSITE: http://www.jackanapes.ws/ | FORUM: http://www.voy.com/20630/ ---------------------------------------------------------------------- "The ejaculate from satan has the consistency and smell of emesis." - Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD 
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29-05-2007, 07:16 AM
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Dr. Chung needs a J - O - B!
On May 28, 5:13 pm, "Pastor Kutchie, ordained atheist minister"
wrote: On May 28, 8:27 pm, "Professor Geoffrey Loftus, Saint Swithins Hospital" wrote: On May 28, 3:13 pm, "Kurt Gavin" wrote: "St. Jackanapes" wrote in message ... Dr. Chung's sanity seems to be slipping lately. The website he created honoring Emory didn't help him get his job back. His 2 Pound Cat Meat diet isn't the hit he predicted. With Dr. Chung being an Oriental, I'm worried for his future, and for the safety of those around him. I think that I know the perfect job for Dr. Chung, to make him feel like a productive citizen again... http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/taxiposter.jpg Yes,,,,, and taxi driving would fit perfectly with his massage outcall service. When did he start giving massages? Shortly before discovering what Satan's jism feels and smells like, probably. Someone perform a seance and invoke the spirit of recently departed Dr. Falwell. He'd know.
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29-05-2007, 10:16 AM
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Dr. Chung needs a J - O - B!
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Professor Geoffrey Loftus, Saint Swithins Hospital said... On May 28, 5:13 pm, "Pastor Kutchie, ordained atheist minister" wrote: On May 28, 8:27 pm, "Professor Geoffrey Loftus, Saint Swithins Hospital" wrote: On May 28, 3:13 pm, "Kurt Gavin" wrote: "St. Jackanapes" wrote in message ... Dr. Chung's sanity seems to be slipping lately. The website he created honoring Emory didn't help him get his job back. His 2 Pound Cat Meat diet isn't the hit he predicted. With Dr. Chung being an Oriental, I'm worried for his future, and for the safety of those around him. I think that I know the perfect job for Dr. Chung, to make him feel like a productive citizen again... http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/taxiposter.jpg Yes,,,,, and taxi driving would fit perfectly with his massage outcall service. When did he start giving massages? Shortly before discovering what Satan's jism feels and smells like, probably. Someone perform a seance and invoke the spirit of recently departed Dr. Falwell. He'd know. I'd say that Jerry should know about that any minute... http://www.jackanapes.ws/ani/tinkysrevenge.gif -- St. Jackanapes ~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~ Ordained Minister & Holy Saint of The Universal Life Church ---------------------------------------------------------------------- WEBSITE: http://www.jackanapes.ws/ | FORUM: http://www.voy.com/20630/ ---------------------------------------------------------------------- "The ejaculate from satan has the consistency and smell of emesis." - Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
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30-05-2007, 12:01 AM
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Dr. Chung needs a J - O - B!
On May 29, 4:16 am, St. Jackanapes
wrote: In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Professor Geoffrey Loftus, Saint Swithins Hospital said... On May 28, 5:13 pm, "Pastor Kutchie, ordained atheist minister" wrote: On May 28, 8:27 pm, "Professor Geoffrey Loftus, Saint Swithins Hospital" wrote: On May 28, 3:13 pm, "Kurt Gavin" wrote: "St. Jackanapes" wrote in message ... Dr. Chung's sanity seems to be slipping lately. The website he created honoring Emory didn't help him get his job back. His 2 Pound Cat Meat diet isn't the hit he predicted. With Dr. Chung being an Oriental, I'm worried for his future, and for the safety of those around him. I think that I know the perfect job for Dr. Chung, to make him feel like a productive citizen again... http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/taxiposter.jpg Yes,,,,, and taxi driving would fit perfectly with his massage outcall service. When did he start giving massages? Shortly before discovering what Satan's jism feels and smells like, probably. Someone perform a seance and invoke the spirit of recently departed Dr. Falwell. He'd know. I'd say that Jerry should know about that any minute... http://www.jackanapes.ws/ani/tinkysrevenge.gif Jerry's having a ball. His only regret is not sucking demon cock sooner.
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26-06-2007, 10:00 PM
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Dr. Chung needs a J - O - B!
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