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Dr. Chung needs a J - O - B!



 
 
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Old 28-05-2007, 04:37 PM posted to sci.med.cardiology,alt.atheism,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.flame.jesus.christ,rec.food.cooking
Pastor Kutchie, ordained atheist minister
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On May 28, 2:01 pm, St. Jackanapes
wrote:

"The ejaculate from satan has the consistency and smell of emesis."
- Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD


I'd love to see him explain how he knows that.

  #17 (permalink)  
Old 28-05-2007, 05:04 PM posted to alt.atheism,alt.flame.jesus.christ,rec.food.cooking,rec.arts.tv,alt.tv.law-and-order,alt.pets.ferrets,rec.gardens,alt.fan.harry-potter
John McWilliams
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Default Please Stop!

John Baker wrote:
On Mon, 28 May 2007 18:11:51 +1000, Lionel
wrote:

On Mon, 28 May 2007 13:54:36 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
boggled at how lame the Kooks are these days,
then wrote:

~~ Shelly ~~ ~~ Shelly Thou young fry of treachery.
Thou porridge after meat. Ye gobbled:
Please stop cross-posting to rec.food.cooking. Pretty please?

TIA,

~~ Shelly ~~

BTW, I know it's somewhat ironic that I've cross-posted a plea to stop
cross-posting, but I don't know which newsgroup originated the Dr.
Chung stuff. For the rest of the innocent NG's, I'm sorry to disturb
you. Carry on, I'm leaving now and won't bother you again.
**** you, with a large, splintery bush-jarrah pole.

You really shouldn't do that when people ask that that politely.


The day K-Man has anything worthwhile to say will be the day the world
ends.


Will that be just before, during, or after? fu set
  #18 (permalink)  
Old 28-05-2007, 05:09 PM posted to sci.med.cardiology,alt.atheism,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.flame.jesus.christ,rec.food.cooking,rec.arts.tv,alt.tv.law-and-order,alt.pets.ferrets,rec.gardens,alt.fan.harry-potter
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In article ,
"Kadaitcha Man" wrote:

HTH, slutguts


The on-set of puberty is always confusing.

Bye.

- Bill

Coloribus gustibus non disputatum (mostly)
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Old 28-05-2007, 07:28 PM posted to sci.med.cardiology,alt.atheism,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.flame.jesus.christ,rec.food.cooking,rec.arts.tv,alt.tv.law-and-order,alt.pets.ferrets,rec.gardens,alt.fan.harry-potter
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On Mon, 28 May 2007 14:06:28 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
wrote:

Lionel Thou flap-mouthed sad fool. Thou
lice-infested sad wrack. Ye conveyed:
On Mon, 28 May 2007 13:54:36 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
boggled at how lame the Kooks are these days,
then wrote:

~~ Shelly ~~ ~~ Shelly Thou young fry of treachery.
Thou porridge after meat. Ye gobbled:
Please stop cross-posting to rec.food.cooking. Pretty please?

TIA,

~~ Shelly ~~

BTW, I know it's somewhat ironic that I've cross-posted a plea to
stop cross-posting, but I don't know which newsgroup originated the
Dr. Chung stuff. For the rest of the innocent NG's, I'm sorry to
disturb you. Carry on, I'm leaving now and won't bother you again.

**** you, with a large, splintery bush-jarrah pole.


You really shouldn't do that when people ask that that politely.


So I keep getting told but it hasn't done any good so far. I hold my
deliberate choice to do one thing in higher esteem than I do sheepish
acquiescence to someone else's choice that I do another.

HEY! You crossposted.


You have pent up hostility...discuss.


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Old 28-05-2007, 07:41 PM posted to sci.med.cardiology,alt.atheism,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.flame.jesus.christ,rec.food.cooking,rec.arts.tv,alt.tv.law-and-order,alt.pets.ferrets,rec.garrdens,alt.fan.harry-potter
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Default Please Stop!

K. A. Cannon wrote:
On Mon, 28 May 2007 14:06:28 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
wrote:

Lionel Thou flap-mouthed sad fool. Thou
lice-infested sad wrack. Ye conveyed:
On Mon, 28 May 2007 13:54:36 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
boggled at how lame the Kooks are these days,
then wrote:

~~ Shelly ~~ ~~ Shelly Thou young fry of treachery.
Thou porridge after meat. Ye gobbled:
Please stop cross-posting to rec.food.cooking. Pretty please?

TIA,

~~ Shelly ~~

BTW, I know it's somewhat ironic that I've cross-posted a plea to
stop cross-posting, but I don't know which newsgroup originated the
Dr. Chung stuff. For the rest of the innocent NG's, I'm sorry to
disturb you. Carry on, I'm leaving now and won't bother you again.
**** you, with a large, splintery bush-jarrah pole.
You really shouldn't do that when people ask that that politely.

So I keep getting told but it hasn't done any good so far. I hold my
deliberate choice to do one thing in higher esteem than I do sheepish
acquiescence to someone else's choice that I do another.

HEY! You crossposted.


You have pent up hostility...discuss.


Amongst yourselves...... until the the thread looks like a big stick o'
buttah.

- - - -

nada
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Old 28-05-2007, 07:51 PM posted to sci.med.cardiology,alt.atheism,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.flame.jesus.christ,rec.food.cooking
Professor Geoffrey Loftus, Saint Swithins Hospital
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Default Please Stop!

On May 28, 4:01 am, "~~ Shelly ~~" ~~ Shelly
wrote:
Please stop cross-posting to rec.food.cooking. Pretty please?

TIA,

~~ Shelly ~~

BTW, I know it's somewhat ironic that I've cross-posted a plea to stop
cross-posting, but I don't know which newsgroup originated the Dr. Chung
stuff.


sci.med.cardiology. Courtesy of Dr. Chuckles Chung himself.

For the rest of the innocent NG's, I'm sorry to disturb you. Carry
on, I'm leaving now and won't bother you again.


Care for a beer first? Imported, domestic, draft, cheap swill that
you wouldn't pour down your worst enemy's loo, take your
pick.



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Old 28-05-2007, 08:13 PM posted to sci.med.cardiology,alt.atheism,alt.flame.jesus.christ,rec.food.cooking
Kurt Gavin[_2_]
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Default Dr. Chung needs a J - O - B!


"St. Jackanapes" wrote in message
...

Dr. Chung's sanity seems to be slipping lately. The website he created
honoring Emory didn't help him get his job back. His 2 Pound Cat Meat
diet isn't the hit he predicted. With Dr. Chung being an Oriental, I'm
worried for his future, and for the safety of those around him. I think
that I know the perfect job for Dr. Chung, to make him feel like a
productive citizen again...

http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/taxiposter.jpg


Yes,,,,, and taxi driving would fit perfectly with his massage outcall
service.




--
St. Jackanapes ~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
Ordained Minister & Holy Saint of The Universal Life Church
----------------------------------------------------------------------
WEBSITE: http://www.jackanapes.ws | FORUM: http://www.voy.com/20630
----------------------------------------------------------------------
"The ejaculate from satan has the consistency and smell of emesis."
- Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD




  #23 (permalink)  
Old 28-05-2007, 08:13 PM posted to sci.med.cardiology,alt.atheism,alt.flame.jesus.christ,rec.food.cooking
Kurt Gavin[_2_]
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Default A cloud of people laughing at (demon) chung


"Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" wrote in message


May Tedi continue to hose me down with HIS golden shower driving out
my lies thereby humbling me snip



Hmmmm, chunkers better get back on his meds...


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Old 28-05-2007, 08:13 PM posted to sci.med.cardiology,alt.atheism,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.flame.jesus.christ,rec.food.cooking
Kurt Gavin[_2_]
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"Pastor Kutchie, ordained atheist minister" wrote
in message ups.com...
On May 28, 2:01 pm, St. Jackanapes
wrote:

"The ejaculate from satan has the consistency and smell of emesis."
- Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD


I'd love to see him explain how he knows that.


I haven't noticed him get this weird before, is this new or did I just miss
it?


  #25 (permalink)  
Old 28-05-2007, 08:27 PM posted to sci.med.cardiology,alt.atheism,alt.flame.jesus.christ,rec.food.cooking
Professor Geoffrey Loftus, Saint Swithins Hospital
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Default Dr. Chung needs a J - O - B!

On May 28, 3:13 pm, "Kurt Gavin" wrote:
"St. Jackanapes" wrote in message

...



Dr. Chung's sanity seems to be slipping lately. The website he created
honoring Emory didn't help him get his job back. His 2 Pound Cat Meat
diet isn't the hit he predicted. With Dr. Chung being an Oriental, I'm
worried for his future, and for the safety of those around him. I think
that I know the perfect job for Dr. Chung, to make him feel like a
productive citizen again...


http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/taxiposter.jpg


Yes,,,,, and taxi driving would fit perfectly with his massage outcall
service.


When did he start giving massages?

  #27 (permalink)  
Old 28-05-2007, 10:13 PM posted to sci.med.cardiology,alt.atheism,alt.flame.jesus.christ,rec.food.cooking
Pastor Kutchie, ordained atheist minister[_2_]
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Default Dr. Chung needs a J - O - B!

On May 28, 8:27 pm, "Professor Geoffrey Loftus, Saint Swithins
Hospital" wrote:
On May 28, 3:13 pm, "Kurt Gavin" wrote:



"St. Jackanapes" wrote in message


...


Dr. Chung's sanity seems to be slipping lately. The website he created
honoring Emory didn't help him get his job back. His 2 Pound Cat Meat
diet isn't the hit he predicted. With Dr. Chung being an Oriental, I'm
worried for his future, and for the safety of those around him. I think
that I know the perfect job for Dr. Chung, to make him feel like a
productive citizen again...


http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/taxiposter.jpg


Yes,,,,, and taxi driving would fit perfectly with his massage outcall
service.


When did he start giving massages?


Shortly before discovering what Satan's jism feels and smells like,
probably.

  #28 (permalink)  
Old 28-05-2007, 10:33 PM posted to alt.atheism,alt.flame.jesus.christ,rec.food.cooking,sci.med.cardiology
Kurt Gavin[_2_]
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Andrew, do you want to retract this sort of language?



Newsgroups: sci.med.cardiology, alt.christnet.christianlife,
alt.support.anxiety-panic, alt.support.diabetes, alt.atheism
From: "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD"
Date: 11 Dec 2006 09:33:10 -0800
Local: Mon, Dec 11 2006 11:33 am
Subject: Demon Mark W. Phelps: It started with not honoring his dad,
whom he had judged.

~tanya wrote:
Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:


Hint: Those who use fakes names are in bed with satan and covered with
his ejaculate.



well what's not ta love THERE?




The ejaculate from satan has the consistency and smell of emesis.


you should really stop playin' with yer food.



Playing is not my style.

You are welcome to help me clean the stuff off our satan-worshipping
neighbors.



swallow.



Please don't do that, dear Tanya.

(wiping the stuff off your hands lovingly and carefully)


That was close.


(((( hugs ))))


The stuff would have changed you into a blaspheming demon as it has
done to tragic MWPhelps:


http://groups.google.com/group/sci.m...279ece5fbd098?



you'll be more popular in hell, ta boot.



No thanks. Rather serve in heaven than be popular in hell.

May GOD continue to heal our hearts with HIS living water curing our
diabetes, depression, anxiety, and panic so that we can love our
neighbors a little more and LORD Jesus Christ a lot more, dear Tanya
whom I love unconditionally.


Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love,


Andrew
--
Andrew B. Chung
Cardiologist, Atlanta, Georgia, USA





  #29 (permalink)  
Old 29-05-2007, 12:36 AM posted to sci.med.cardiology,alt.atheism,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.flame.jesus.christ,rec.food.cooking,rec.arts.tv,alt.tv.law-and-order,alt.pets.ferrets,rec.gardens,alt.fan.harry-potter
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In article ,
K. A. Cannon wrote:

You have pent up hostility...discuss.


Not here in the Shire . . . say, "bye-bye".

- Bill
Coloribus gustibus non disputatum (mostly)
  #30 (permalink)  
Old 29-05-2007, 01:35 AM posted to sci.med.cardiology,alt.atheism,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.flame.jesus.christ,rec.food.cooking,rec.arts.tv,alt.tv.law-and-order,alt.pets.ferrets,rec.gardens,alt.fan.harry-potter
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K. A. Cannon Thou meanest groom. Thou
potato-headed, legless scantling. Ye hollered:
On Mon, 28 May 2007 14:06:28 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
wrote:

Lionel Thou flap-mouthed sad fool. Thou
lice-infested sad wrack. Ye conveyed:
On Mon, 28 May 2007 13:54:36 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
boggled at how lame the Kooks are these days,
then wrote:

~~ Shelly ~~ ~~ Shelly Thou young fry of
treachery. Thou porridge after meat. Ye gobbled:
Please stop cross-posting to rec.food.cooking. Pretty please?

TIA,

~~ Shelly ~~

BTW, I know it's somewhat ironic that I've cross-posted a plea to
stop cross-posting, but I don't know which newsgroup originated
the Dr. Chung stuff. For the rest of the innocent NG's, I'm
sorry to disturb you. Carry on, I'm leaving now and won't bother
you again.

**** you, with a large, splintery bush-jarrah pole.

You really shouldn't do that when people ask that that politely.


So I keep getting told but it hasn't done any good so far. I hold my
deliberate choice to do one thing in higher esteem than I do sheepish
acquiescence to someone else's choice that I do another.

HEY! You crossposted.


You have pent up hostility...discuss.


"I" *DO* "NOT" *HAVE* "PENT" *UP* "HOSTILITY"! *HOW* "DARE" *YOU* "SAY"
*SUCH* "A" *THING*. "I" *AM* "CALM"! *CALM*! "I" *TELL* "YOU"! *I* "AM"
*NOT* "HOSTILE"! *DAMN*! "NOW" *LOOK* "WHAT" *YOU'VE* "MADE" *ME* "DO"!
*I* "SMASHED" *MY* "KEYBOARD", *I* "HOPE" *YOU* "ARE" *HAPPY* "NOW"!

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