I saw this printed on a package of mixed nuts at the grocery sto
"Handcrafted".
How do you handcraft a nut?

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I saw this printed on a package of mixed nuts at the grocery sto
"Handcrafted".
How do you handcraft a nut?



Maybe the package was handcrafted.

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Peter Aitken
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How do you handcraft a nut?

There's a killer joke in there someplace. I can feel it.

wrote in message
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I saw this printed on a package of mixed nuts at the grocery sto
"Handcrafted".
How do you handcraft a nut?


I've got one for you. At the Publix grocery stores here they sell packaged,
prepeeled boiled eggs in the deli section.

This is printed on the nutrition information section of the label, "Allergen
information : Contains eggs".


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TFM®
Zephyrhills (I'm a handcrafted nut) Florida

Oh pshaw, on Fri 01 Dec 2006 02:23:02p, TFM® meant to say...


wrote in message
ups.com...
I saw this printed on a package of mixed nuts at the grocery sto
"Handcrafted".
How do you handcraft a nut?


I've got one for you. At the Publix grocery stores here they sell
packaged, prepeeled boiled eggs in the deli section.

This is printed on the nutrition information section of the label,
"Allergen information : Contains eggs".

ROTF! DUH!

At exactly what point did the government decide we were all simpletons? :-)

--
Wayne Boatwright @¿@¬
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Wayne Boatwright wrote:
Oh pshaw, on Fri 01 Dec 2006 02:23:02p, TFM® meant to say...


wrote in message
ups.com...
I saw this printed on a package of mixed nuts at the grocery sto
"Handcrafted".
How do you handcraft a nut?


I've got one for you. At the Publix grocery stores here they sell
packaged, prepeeled boiled eggs in the deli section.

This is printed on the nutrition information section of the label,
"Allergen information : Contains eggs".

ROTF! DUH!

At exactly what point did the government decide we were all
simpletons? :-)

I think it was around 1966, Wayne. Could be wrong...

Jill

wrote:
I saw this printed on a package of mixed nuts at the grocery sto
"Handcrafted".
How do you handcraft a nut?


carefully and with finesse

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www.velvet-c.com
I thought I was driving by Gettysburg once but it ends up I was just driving
by your mom's house.

I saw this printed on a package of mixed nuts at the grocery sto
"Handcrafted".
How do you handcraft a nut?


I've got one for you. At the Publix grocery stores here they sell
packaged, prepeeled boiled eggs in the deli section.

This is printed on the nutrition information section of the label,
"Allergen information : Contains eggs".

ROTF! DUH!

At exactly what point did the government decide we were all simpletons?
:-)


Well, you guys do have a lawsuit happy culture where you can sue for the
coffee being too hot for millions of dollars

Us 'others' get a chuckle out of that sometimes.

We know most of you are smarter than that (atleast 49%, haha), but the
labels have to satisfy the simpletons in your country to prevent being sued.

Peter wrote:

Well, you guys do have a lawsuit happy culture where you can sue for the
coffee being too hot for millions of dollars

Some people may think I'm a bad person for thinking this, I don't care,
but anyone who is stupid enough to hold hot coffee in their lap while
driving deserves to get burned. They need to stop awarding stupidity.

Oh pshaw, on Fri 01 Dec 2006 03:59:22p, jmcquown meant to say...

Wayne Boatwright wrote:
Oh pshaw, on Fri 01 Dec 2006 02:23:02p, TFM® meant to say...


wrote in message
ups.com...
I saw this printed on a package of mixed nuts at the grocery sto
"Handcrafted".
How do you handcraft a nut?


I've got one for you. At the Publix grocery stores here they sell
packaged, prepeeled boiled eggs in the deli section.

This is printed on the nutrition information section of the label,
"Allergen information : Contains eggs".

ROTF! DUH!

At exactly what point did the government decide we were all
simpletons? :-)

I think it was around 1966, Wayne. Could be wrong...

Jill

Now that I think about it, taht sounds about right.


--
Wayne Boatwright
__________________________________________________

Never mind the cynical remarks, she's just high on
Ny-quill.

Oh pshaw, on Fri 01 Dec 2006 04:33:17p, Peter meant to say...

I saw this printed on a package of mixed nuts at the grocery sto
"Handcrafted".
How do you handcraft a nut?


I've got one for you. At the Publix grocery stores here they sell
packaged, prepeeled boiled eggs in the deli section.

This is printed on the nutrition information section of the label,
"Allergen information : Contains eggs".

ROTF! DUH!

At exactly what point did the government decide we were all simpletons?
:-)


Well, you guys do have a lawsuit happy culture where you can sue for the
coffee being too hot for millions of dollars

Us 'others' get a chuckle out of that sometimes.

We know most of you are smarter than that (atleast 49%, haha), but the
labels have to satisfy the simpletons in your country to prevent being
sued.

I keep waiting for such lawsuits to banned. I'm sure I'll die waiting.

--
Wayne Boatwright
__________________________________________________

Never mind the cynical remarks, she's just high on
Ny-quill.

Oh pshaw, on Fri 01 Dec 2006 04:57:09p, meant to say...


Peter wrote:

Well, you guys do have a lawsuit happy culture where you can sue for the
coffee being too hot for millions of dollars

Some people may think I'm a bad person for thinking this, I don't care,
but anyone who is stupid enough to hold hot coffee in their lap while
driving deserves to get burned. They need to stop awarding stupidity.


Not at all. I totally agree!

--
Wayne Boatwright
__________________________________________________

Never mind the cynical remarks, she's just high on
Ny-quill.

Oh pshaw, on Fri 01 Dec 2006 06:28:16p, George Shirley meant to say...

Wayne Boatwright wrote:
Oh pshaw, on Fri 01 Dec 2006 02:23:02p, TFM® meant to say...


wrote in message
groups.com...

I saw this printed on a package of mixed nuts at the grocery sto
"Handcrafted".
How do you handcraft a nut?


I've got one for you. At the Publix grocery stores here they sell
packaged, prepeeled boiled eggs in the deli section.

This is printed on the nutrition information section of the label,
"Allergen information : Contains eggs".


ROTF! DUH!

At exactly what point did the government decide we were all simpletons?
:-)

It ain't the gubmint Wayne, it's the lawyers that work for the people
that sell the stuff. Sure as shooting some idiot would eat a boiled egg,
get a severe reaction, sue the market and win because there was no
warning label. USDA just says you have to list the ingredients nowadays.

Then you have to think about the people who have no idea where their
food comes from and how it's prepared. Sheesh!

I'm glad I grew up in an earlier era, George.

--
Wayne Boatwright
__________________________________________________

Never mind the cynical remarks, she's just high on
Ny-quill.

Wayne Boatwright wrote:
Oh pshaw, on Fri 01 Dec 2006 02:23:02p, TFM® meant to say...


wrote in message
roups.com...

I saw this printed on a package of mixed nuts at the grocery sto
"Handcrafted".
How do you handcraft a nut?


I've got one for you. At the Publix grocery stores here they sell
packaged, prepeeled boiled eggs in the deli section.

This is printed on the nutrition information section of the label,
"Allergen information : Contains eggs".


ROTF! DUH!

At exactly what point did the government decide we were all simpletons? :-)

It ain't the gubmint Wayne, it's the lawyers that work for the people
that sell the stuff. Sure as shooting some idiot would eat a boiled egg,
get a severe reaction, sue the market and win because there was no
warning label. USDA just says you have to list the ingredients nowadays.

Then you have to think about the people who have no idea where their
food comes from and how it's prepared. Sheesh!

George

Wayne Boatwright wrote:
Oh pshaw, on Fri 01 Dec 2006 02:23:02p, TFM� meant to say...

wrote in message
ups.com...
I saw this printed on a package of mixed nuts at the grocery sto
"Handcrafted".
How do you handcraft a nut?

I've got one for you. At the Publix grocery stores here they sell
packaged, prepeeled boiled eggs in the deli section.

This is printed on the nutrition information section of the label,
"Allergen information : Contains eggs".

ROTF! DUH!

At exactly what point did the government decide we were all simpletons? :-)

When congress voted itself 9 pay raises since 1997 and the
minimum wage stayed the same.

I'm just sayin'

Pastorio