On Wed, 11 Oct 2006 09:56:12 GMT, "Michael \"Dog3\" Lonergan"
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"cuppycake"
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Hay Im in toubel im one of the worlds most terible cooks.
My partner is about to move in with me and he thinks i ca cook.
What can i do?


Do as my mother does. Deli, eat out, delivery or carry out.

I don't think many of us here have more money than god.

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On 11 Oct 2006 03:38:35 -0700, "Lenny -- The illusionist"
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cuppycake ??????:

Hay Im in toubel im one of the worlds most terible cooks.
My partner is about to move in with me and he thinks i ca cook.
What can i do?

You don't need to cook anything yourself, just bake hard crab backs if
you have time in the future.

Now, that's simple! Where do you propose the OP find those crab backs
and at what price?
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On Wed, 11 Oct 2006 10:39:18 -0500, skyhooks
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cuppycake wrote:

Hay Im in toubel im one of the worlds most terible cooks.
My partner is about to move in with me and he thinks i ca cook.
What can i do?

Go to your closest bookstore and buy the "Joy of Cooking" cookbook - or
order it online. It's an excellent "primer" for beginner cooks.

Sky, JOC isn't for novice cooks. There has to be something simpler
out there today! The Look & Cook series (Anne Willan) comes to mind,
but maybe there is something even better for novices. I bought a lot
of Sunset (soft cover) and others of that genre when I was still
learning how.
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On Wed, 11 Oct 2006 18:40:13 GMT, "kilikini"
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Dave Smith wrote:
cuppycake wrote:

Hay Im in toubel im one of the worlds most terible cooks.
My partner is about to move in with me and he thinks i ca cook.
What can i do?

Cook naked. He won't care that the food sucks.
:-)

Grease splatters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kili


You're back! Email me soon with details of how it went....


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Oh pshaw, on Wed 11 Oct 2006 09:18:19p, meant to say...

On Wed, 11 Oct 2006 10:39:18 -0500, skyhooks
wrote:

cuppycake wrote:

Hay Im in toubel im one of the worlds most terible cooks.
My partner is about to move in with me and he thinks i ca cook.
What can i do?

Go to your closest bookstore and buy the "Joy of Cooking" cookbook - or
order it online. It's an excellent "primer" for beginner cooks.

Sky, JOC isn't for novice cooks. There has to be something simpler
out there today! The Look & Cook series (Anne Willan) comes to mind,
but maybe there is something even better for novices. I bought a lot
of Sunset (soft cover) and others of that genre when I was still
learning how.

The Good Housekeeping Cookbook is simpler and easier to use than JOC.

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In article ,
says...

It's up to you to decide whether Jill is representative of people on
this group. I certainly don't think so.

Neither do I!
In fact just the other day I was thinking that this group, as a
collective, has one of the best "personalities" I've encountered on
Usenet in a long time.

As far as the crabs, you're always going to find one or two... you get
over it.

Peri

In article ,
Peri Meno wrote:

In article ,
says...

It's up to you to decide whether Jill is representative of people on
this group. I certainly don't think so.

Neither do I!
In fact just the other day I was thinking that this group, as a
collective, has one of the best "personalities" I've encountered on
Usenet in a long time.

As far as the crabs, you're always going to find one or two... you get
over it.

Peri

Crabs are best served steamed......

;-)
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On 2006-10-12, OmManiPadmeOmelet wrote:

Crabs are best served steamed......

.....as opposed to merely peeved.

nb

In article ,
notbob wrote:

On 2006-10-12, OmManiPadmeOmelet wrote:

Crabs are best served steamed......

....as opposed to merely peeved.

nb

Indeed... ;-)

Love those double entendre's no?
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On Thu, 12 Oct 2006 14:04:13 GMT, "Michael \"Dog3\" Lonergan"
wrote:

sf :

Oh, you're the real queen honey bunches. Jill can't hold a candle to
you.



Queen Honey Bunches? LOL... sounds like a breakfast cereal.

I misspoke.... make that Honey Buns.
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On Thu, 12 Oct 2006 14:05:42 GMT, "Michael \"Dog3\" Lonergan"
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. Except
for her beef tips and home made noodles. They are scrumptious.

If she can make those noodles, I think she can cook. Maybe she
chooses not to, but she could if she needed.


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