"cuppycake" wrote in message
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Hay Im in toubel im one of the worlds most terible cooks.
My partner is about to move in with me and he thinks i ca cook.
What can i do?

learn to read & write.

Dimitri

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"cuppycake" wrote:

Hay Im in toubel im one of the worlds most terible cooks.
My partner is about to move in with me and he thinks i ca cook.
What can i do?

First, become literate, then start collecting cookbooks..... ;-)
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Damsel in dis Dress wrote:
On Wed, 11 Oct 2006 04:36:40 -0500, "jmcquown"
wrote:

cuppycake wrote:
Hay Im in toubel im one of the worlds most terible cooks.
My partner is about to move in with me and he thinks i ca cook.
What can i do?

You could hire a chef. Or a person who can spell who happens to be
a cook. Or maybe you could find a partner who can not only cook but
can spell! WOWSA! How about get a life before you decide to inflect
yourself on the rest of us?! OR JUST GET AWAY FROM USENET.

What crawled up your scrawny ass?

I can't afford my medication and I don't get welfare or social security
disability income... how's that?

In article ,
"jmcquown" wrote:

Peri Meno wrote:
In article ,
says...
cuppycake wrote:
Hay Im in toubel im one of the worlds most terible cooks.
My partner is about to move in with me and he thinks i ca cook.
What can i do?

You could hire a chef. Or a person who can spell who happens to be
a cook. Or maybe you could find a partner who can not only cook but
can spell! WOWSA! How about get a life before you decide to inflect
yourself on the rest of us?! OR JUST GET AWAY FROM USENET.

Jill




Why do you do that? Why are you deliberately mean to people when you
don't even know them? Surely not everyone that sets foot in this
group
is a troll.

Peri

Because I can. Because I've been here for 10 years. Because I am a bitch?
Yep.

snicker

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I am not a bitch.
I am THE bitch
and it's MS. bitch to you dammit!

Cheers!

Om - Bitch in training....... ;-D
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skyhooks wrote:
cuppycake wrote:
Hay Im in toubel im one of the worlds most terible cooks.
My partner is about to move in with me and he thinks i ca cook.
What can i do?

Go to your closest bookstore and buy the "Joy of Cooking" cookbook - or
order it online. It's an excellent "primer" for beginner cooks.

Sky


I agree, although Fanny Farmer was my primer. The book will help, but
the first requirement for cooking is that, much like sports, you have to
WANT to do it. I'm not sure that "cuppycake" has that hunger in the
belly, so to speak.

gloria p

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"jmcquown" wrote:

Peri Meno wrote:
In article ,
says...

Because I can. Because I've been here for 10 years. Because I am a
bitch? Yep.

I don't buy that. I think the haughty attitude is a front to
overcompensate for something... who knows what. Show everyone how big
and bad you are by beating new folks to the punch, embarrass them
before they embarrass you. Frankly, I think you're just showing off,
which has more to do with being insecure than with being a bitch.
IRL, where you
can't claim seniority, you're probably a pussycat.

Jmo, of course.

Peri

You don't know me very well.

snork

True dat. ;-)
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Puester wrote:
jmcquown wrote:
cuppycake wrote:
Hay Im in toubel im one of the worlds most terible cooks.
My partner is about to move in with me and he thinks i ca cook.
What can i do?

You could hire a chef. Or a person who can spell who happens to be
a cook. Or maybe you could find a partner who can not only cook but
can spell! WOWSA! How about get a life before you decide to inflect
yourself on the rest of us?! OR JUST GET AWAY FROM USENET.

Jill




Come on, Jill, have some compassion. Everybody's gotta start
SOMEWHERE! It's not like this ng is full of Julia Childs, is it?

(inflect?)

gloria p

INFLICT. Geeze give me a break. I'm still not going to genuFLECT to this
peri person.

On Wed, 11 Oct 2006 11:58:05 -0500, "jmcquown"
wrote:

Damsel in dis Dress wrote:
On Wed, 11 Oct 2006 04:36:40 -0500, "jmcquown"
wrote:

cuppycake wrote:
Hay Im in toubel im one of the worlds most terible cooks.
My partner is about to move in with me and he thinks i ca cook.
What can i do?

You could hire a chef. Or a person who can spell who happens to be
a cook. Or maybe you could find a partner who can not only cook but
can spell! WOWSA! How about get a life before you decide to inflect
yourself on the rest of us?! OR JUST GET AWAY FROM USENET.

What crawled up your scrawny ass?

I can't afford my medication and I don't get welfare or social security
disability income... how's that?

I'm sorry you're having a hard time medically. Google "free
medications" and you should find some company that will help you out
with that.

Feel better,
Carol

Damsel in dis Dress wrote:
On Wed, 11 Oct 2006 11:58:05 -0500, "jmcquown"
wrote:

Damsel in dis Dress wrote:
On Wed, 11 Oct 2006 04:36:40 -0500, "jmcquown"
wrote:

cuppycake wrote:
Hay Im in toubel im one of the worlds most terible cooks.
My partner is about to move in with me and he thinks i ca cook.
What can i do?

You could hire a chef. Or a person who can spell who happens to be
a cook. Or maybe you could find a partner who can not only cook but
can spell! WOWSA! How about get a life before you decide to
inflect yourself on the rest of us?! OR JUST GET AWAY FROM USENET.

What crawled up your scrawny ass?

I can't afford my medication and I don't get welfare or social
security disability income... how's that?

I'm sorry you're having a hard time medically. Google "free
medications" and you should find some company that will help you out
with that.

Feel better,
Carol

Been there, done that. I don't qualify. Why? Because I don't have kids.
Oh well, sorry I didn't put my remaning ovary to better use

OB Food: Chicken soup with alphabet pasta! Since the OP needs to learn how
to spell, heheh

Jill

One time on Usenet, "cuppycake" said:

Hay Im in toubel im one of the worlds most terible cooks.
My partner is about to move in with me and he thinks i ca cook.
What can i do?

Tell him the truth -- basing a relationship on lies never works...

--
"Little Malice" is Jani in WA
~ mom, Trollop, novice cook ~

snicker

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Intelligent
Talented
Charismatic
Horny


I am not a bitch.
I am THE bitch
and it's MS. bitch to you dammit!

Cheers!

Om - Bitch in training....... ;-D
--
Peace, Om

So, whatcha wearing right about now??

ooops... wrong newsgroup.

...fred

Little Malice wrote:
One time on Usenet, "cuppycake" said:

Hay Im in toubel im one of the worlds most terible cooks.
My partner is about to move in with me and he thinks i ca cook.
What can i do?

Tell him the truth -- basing a relationship on lies never works...

--
"Little Malice" is Jani in WA
~ mom, Trollop, novice cook ~

Now THAT is rock-solid advice. Jani., you've got a good head on your
shoulders.

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"jmcquown" wrote:

Damsel in dis Dress wrote:
On Wed, 11 Oct 2006 04:36:40 -0500, "jmcquown"
wrote:

cuppycake wrote:
Hay Im in toubel im one of the worlds most terible cooks.
My partner is about to move in with me and he thinks i ca cook.
What can i do?

You could hire a chef. Or a person who can spell who happens to be
a cook. Or maybe you could find a partner who can not only cook but
can spell! WOWSA! How about get a life before you decide to inflect
yourself on the rest of us?! OR JUST GET AWAY FROM USENET.

What crawled up your scrawny ass?

I can't afford my medication and I don't get welfare or social security
disability income... how's that?

cough
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Dave Smith wrote:

cuppycake wrote:

Hay Im in toubel im one of the worlds most terible cooks.
My partner is about to move in with me and he thinks i ca cook.
What can i do?

Cook naked. He won't care that the food sucks.
:-)

lol True dat!!!
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"kuvasz guy" wrote:

snicker

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Intelligent
Talented
Charismatic
Horny


I am not a bitch.
I am THE bitch
and it's MS. bitch to you dammit!

Cheers!

Om - Bitch in training....... ;-D
--
Peace, Om

So, whatcha wearing right about now??

ooops... wrong newsgroup.

..fred

Indeed... ;-)

Black t-shirt, black leggings......
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