Beer leads to shrinking genitals

#1 (**permalink**) 05-11-2003, 12:49 AM

Your genitals shrink by 1% per glass of beer !

So if you want no gentitals anymore, drink beer!

#2 (**permalink**) 05-11-2003, 08:44 AM

So that's what's doing it.

"Stan J. Lefosi" wrote in message
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Your genitals shrink by 1% per glass of beer !

So if you want no gentitals anymore, drink beer!

#3 (**permalink**) 05-11-2003, 12:18 PM

Then I'm for women drinking beer!

#4 (**permalink**) 05-11-2003, 08:19 PM

Your dick doesn't get smaller---your belly gets bigger.

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"Stan J. Lefosi" wrote in message
m...
Your genitals shrink by 1% per glass of beer !

So if you want no gentitals anymore, drink beer!

#5 (**permalink**) 05-11-2003, 11:39 PM

Your dick doesn't get smaller---your belly gets bigger.

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Is that why I haven't seen it in years?
But then my belly is the only thing I have that's paid for.

#6 (**permalink**) 06-11-2003, 12:02 AM

(Stan J. Lefosi) wrote in message om...
Your genitals shrink by 1% per glass of beer !

So if you want no gentitals anymore, drink beer!

Do they actually shrink, or is it more of a case of slowly being
obscured by the growing belly?

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