You're gonna love this one as long as you're not squeamish.

A guy gets out of prison just outside of Paris where he was doing 5
years for armed robbery. While inside he worked hard and saved up his
pesos or whatever it is they use in France for coinage. He dreamed day
and night of the day that he would get out. He'd be free to perform
his favourite sex act: Lick Navel. Yes. That's all the poor sod
wanted to do when he got out was to find a woman and lick her navel to
his hearts content. So the big day arrived and he got out. The first
thing he did was to take his hard earned sheckles(or whatever it is
they use in France for coinage)and ditty-bop on over to the first whore
house he saw. He went up to the manager at the counter and slammed his
coinage down and said in a booming voice: I WANT TO LICK NAVEL! The
manager obliged him and sent him up to room 101 where he saw the most
decrepit old whore he had ever seen. Her tits hung down to her waist
and her face was made up in a most grotesque manner. Well he started
down on her; licking navel to his hearts content. After a while he
stopped and wondered about something. Then he pulled something out of
his teeth and noticed that it was a piece of corn. Oh well. Cest la
Vis(or however they spell French words in France). He continued on to
lick navel and after a few minutes he once again had to stop. He
started picking around in his teeth and pulled out a small piece of
lettuce. Hmmm. Once again he started to lick navel. On and on he
went like a perpetual motion machine. I mean this guy was
unbelievable. After a few minutes though he once again stopped. This
time he pulled out a piece of meat from between his teeth. So he
looked at the old 'ho and sez to her he sez:
"I think I'm going to throw up." So the old 'Ho sez to him she sez:
"That's exactly what the last guy said."

LOL...HAAAAAAaaaaaahhhhhaaAAAAAAA