http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/03...sian_oap_star/

-- A Russian grandad who wandered onto a porn set has become
-- the star of his own series of grumble flicks. David
-- Bozdoganov, 75, apparently believed he was about to enjoy a
-- "muscle man show" at the studios of Gorodcki production
-- company, Ananova reports.
--
-- Director Alexander Plahov picks up the tale: "We were
-- auditioning for a new film and had a number of couples on
-- stage simulating sex when I saw an old guy standing at the
-- back. I wandered over to ask him to leave when I saw this
-- massive package straining against his trousers. I thought,
-- now this could be an original idea."
....
-- The latest story takes on a similarly quintessentially
-- Russian flavour with the news that the spawny coffin-dodger
-- draws his prowess from an unusual source. Plahov explained:
-- "His female co-stars always complain because David believes
-- in the beneficial power of garlic and insists on rubbing it
-- on his erection before a scene and it's rather smelly."

Adam Funk wrote:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/03...sian_oap_star/
....
-- The latest story takes on a similarly quintessentially
-- Russian flavour with the news that the spawny coffin-dodger
-- draws his prowess from an unusual source. Plahov explained:
-- "His female co-stars always complain because David believes
-- in the beneficial power of garlic and insists on rubbing it
-- on his erection before a scene and it's rather smelly."

This dude better be careful with teh garlic or he'll
end up in one of Nick's 'Dead Dick'[1] stories.


[1] Not to confused with any ARK anatomy. [2]
[2] Not that I would know anything about that.

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TomH [ antonomasia at gmail dot com ]