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Barbecue (alt.food.barbecue) Discuss barbecue and grilling--southern style "low and slow" smoking of ribs, shoulders and briskets, as well as direct heat grilling of everything from burgers to salmon to vegetables.

How to grill an elephant ???



 
 
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Old 14-09-2005, 03:26 AM
Gerry Lintonice
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Default How to grill an elephant ???

I want to spit-roast a whole elephant.

What do I need ?

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Old 14-09-2005, 04:19 AM
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"Gerry Lintonice" wrote:
I want to spit-roast a whole elephant.

What do I need ?


A brain transplant!

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Old 14-09-2005, 04:35 AM
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Gerry Lintonice wrote:
I want to spit-roast a whole elephant.

What do I need ?


A whole elephant.

Matthew

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Old 14-09-2005, 04:39 AM
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"Matthew L. Martin" wrote:
Gerry Lintonice wrote:
I want to spit-roast a whole elephant.

What do I need ?

A whole elephant.

And don't spit on the food you're roasting!

Also (and I speak from shameful personal experience), don't cross-post, it
just brings more elephants into the tent!

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Old 14-09-2005, 04:48 AM
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Gerry Lintonice wrote:
I want to spit-roast a whole elephant.

What do I need ?


First you need to catch the elephant.

I suggest that you try this method

http://24.104.40.88/metalZone/buttvid.mpg

regards

Claude


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Old 14-09-2005, 06:04 AM
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Matthew L. Martin wrote:

A whole elephant.


Don't forget to spatchcock that sucker!!

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